Chapter 2 - part 2

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! 

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. 

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. 

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."  

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!  

Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!

Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.  

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!   

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"     

Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.  

ok thats another  one for ya hope u like it.

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