Chapter 4 - part 4

Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door. \

Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel.

Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.

Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!" 

Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. 

Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.  

Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.  

Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs. 

Yo mama's so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag. 

Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick. 

Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her @$$.

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license. 

Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble. 

Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin. 

Yo mama's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone. 

 

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