Chapter 1 - Beta

Narrator: "Welcome one and all to this Anime Extravaganza!

(Canned Laughter with a hint of Pika Pika in the cheering)

Ash: "Anime? Oh no....." (Canned Laughter) Does this mean.....

Narrator: "That's right! Anything could happen at any time!

Ash: "Oh Sh...." (Ash is arrested for swearing on stage)

Narrator: Ooooooh..... That's gotta hurt! He really dragged that along! (Crowd boo)

(Yugi walks on the stage with a huge smirk on his face)

Yugi: Behold the power of my Dark Magician! (Lays the Card Face Up)

(Dark Magician appears but attacks Yugi instead)

DM: This is for all the times you summoned me!

Narrator: Er I think this would be a good time for some Advertisments!

Cheesy Ad Guy: Does your Pikachu give you a shocking time? Well here's the answer! A official Pokemon Pika Prodder! Just stick it up the Pikachu's BEEP and in no time at all he will obey all your commands! And for a limited period you can buy the Pika Prodder and a 30 Packet box of Pika Crunchies for the low, low price of $500!

(A Pikachu walks onto the stage looking very satisfied)

Pikachu: Pika, Piiiiika!!!!! (Faints)

Cheesy Ad Guy: So there you have it! The PPP!!!! Buy it and make any Pikachu happy!

Narrator: Okay we're back now!

(Yugi is still being assualted by his Dark Magician)

Yugi: Get off of me!!!!

(Joey walks in with huge cheering from the crowd)

Joey: Yugi.... Is this what you get up to in your spare time!? (Facevaults)

Yugi: Joey get him off of me!!!!! (DM casts Dark Magic Attack causing a time space rift)

Joey: YUGI!!!!!! (Dashes off of the stage)

Yugi: Joey where are you going!!!!!

(Two familiar laughs can be heard from offstage)

Jessie: James what is going on here.... Who is that twerp?

James: It doesn't matter who he is we must still do the Motto!

(J & J blast onto the stage, James dressed up as Tea, Jessie dressed up as Bakura)


The Team Rocket Yu-Gi-Oh Tribute (Copyrighted by me!!!!!)

Jessie: To Protect the cards from rips and tears!

James: To BEEP Mai and feed her Pears!

Jessie: To Kick Pegasus until he flips

James: And beat Kaiba without any tips!

Jessie: JESSIE!

James: JAMES!

Jessie: Team Rocket supporting Yu-Gi-Oh with all our might!

James: Just like Yugi we see the light!

Both: YAY YUGI!!!!



(Seto Kaiba walks onto the stage looking around warily)

OOC: This section is devoted to my good friends at the APF! (Adult Pokemon Fan) Group. Sorry guys I couldn't resist!

Seto: You dare insult me saying you can beat me in a duel without any tips! (Still looking around warily)

James: From what i've heard you've become quite popular in those Chat Rooms and Groups!

Seto: NO! Don't remind me of that! (Flashbacks of all the Glomping) Nothing but that!

Jessie: Hit a nerve did we? (Joey dashes back onto the stage)

Joey: How come I don't get any of the Glomping!?

Seto: Believe me you don't want any of the Glomping!

Joey: Sure I do!

APF Member: Hey Joey wants a Glomping! Get him!

(A sudden surge of APF members dash onto the stage straight for Joey)

Joey: ARGHHHH! They're like Zombies!!!!! (Runs off the stage screaming with all the APF members in pursuit)

Seto: Now that was sure.... entertaining (Sweat Drop)

James: Er wasn't it your line Jessie?

Jessie: Huh? Oh yes... It's time to Duel... I mean Pokemon Battle!

Ash: Did someone say Pokemon Battle?

Narrator: You're supposed to be in the Police Station!

(Officer Jenny appears out of nowhere with Wolf Whistles from the restless Audience)

OJ: Ash Ketchum! Come back to the Police Station at once!

(They both dissapear into thin air)

Seto: Now.... Where were we?

(Joey runs across the stage with the APF members still following him)

Joey: Get them away from me!

Seto: Why do I have to do this..... (Throws the latest edition of Kaiba monthly with X rated pics of Seto)

All APF Members: He's such a hunk! (Dashes for the magazine)

Seto: Stupid Fools.... (Reveals a Trap Card)

Yugi: Is anybody going to help me here!?

Jessie: That Twerp looks to be in a very demanding position.....

(All Characters Sweatdrop)

OOC: If any members of the APF read that section and find it offending in any way I can delete it for the Mark 2 Cut edition!



Jessie: So who's going to help the Twerp?

James: Hey don't look at me!

Seto: No way..... He looks like he's having fun anyway....

Joey: Looks like it's up to me now.....

(Joey dashes to Yugi and attempts to grab the Dark Magician)
DM: Oh get off of me!



OOC: Okay Robert Alverez you gave me inspiration for the next section! Hope you enjoy it!



Shadow: So what do we have here...... (Walks onto the stage and gives a very evil laugh)

Jessie: Er who are you are you supposed to be here?

Shadow: Hang on let me check..... Well it says here that I am actually 5 people!

James: How is that possible!?

Shadow: Simple! By changing my look ever so slightly, I can appear in many forms!

Yugi: For goodness sake this is really starting to get on my nerves!

Shadow: Be silent fool!

(Throws 6 Pokeballs into the air revealing 6 legendary Pokemon)

James A: HEY!!!!! I thought I told you in the Kingdom! NO POWER PLAYING!!!!!

Narrator: Hey who are you!?

James A: Oops! Sorry just making sure he knew..... (Goes into a Trance) www.groups.yahoo.com/Maximo_Pokemon_RPG_Kingdom

Joey: Hey no advertising here!

Shadow: Very well.... I must sleep now I live in a world of wacky Time Zones.....

Joey: That's it! Time Wizard! Time Magic!

(The Time Wizard appears and suddenly grows into a huge monster)

Jessie: Does this writer know when to quit?....

TW: Pathetic fools..... don't you know that I am all powerful!

Jessie: (Yawns) Yeah Yeah i've heard it all before....

Shadow: Er i'm still here you know.....

(TW hits Shadow and sends him flying)

Shadow: I'm er erm..... Going to bed! (Logs Out)

Jessie: How dare he steal my line!

Narrator: Okay time to pause it there! I hope you enjoyed our little performance but now it's all up to you! Be sure to copy this and add anything you want to it! And please post them in either the Groups or to me!


Special Thanks to The APF. I just couldn't resist using the Kaiba Glomping!

Robert Alverez. Sorry man I just had to!



Anyway Thank you and Good Night!

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