Chapter 1 - Ways To Annoy People At Wal-Mart
Submitted October 29, 2006 Updated July 31, 2007 Status Incomplete | This is how to annoy people at Wal-Mart. I don't recommend that u do some of these things. Enjoy!!!!
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Chapter 1 - Ways To Annoy People At Wal-Mart
Chapter 1 - Ways To Annoy People At Wal-Mart
1.Ask people on the parking lot if they know where Wal-Mart is.
2.Dress up as Tony the Tiger, get a box of Frosted Flakes, and sing,"Frosted Flakes! They're more than good,they're grrreat!!"
3.Fall in the floor, act like you are having a seizure, and when you have every one's attention, get up and run away.
4.Yell,"Hey,look!! Someone dropped 50 dollars!!"When they look,run away really fast.
5.Open up bags of dry dog food and throw it in the air,screaming,"Tonight it's party time,it's party time tonight!!
6.Go in the grocery section, yell,"FOOD FIGHT!!," and start throwing food at people that walk past you.
7.Run around acting crazy and screaming,"I forgot to take my medication today."
8.Go in the bathroom with a marble, go in a stall, drop the marble and say,"There goes my glass eye again!!"
9.When the people at the door ask you if you need a buggy, ask them how much it costs.
10.When someone puts an item in their buggy, say,"That's stealing!!!"
11.Go in the books section and when you see someone reading the back of a book, tell them it was the worst book you have ever read because the main character dies at the end.
12.Ask someone how much an item costs, and when they tell you ask them how much it costs now.
13.You and a friend dress up as Pac-Man and one of the ghosts. The one dressed as a ghost chases the one dressed as Pac-Man saying ,"Whacka whacka whacka(etc.)"and the one dressed as Pac-Man starts screaming.
14.Throw an item at someone. When they look at you, blame it on someone else.
15.Go in the bathroom,fart loudly,and say that your imaginary friend did it.
16.Dress up as a leprechaun and get a box of Lucky Charms. Eat them until security guards see you,run away saying,"Ack, they're always after me Lucky Charms!!"
17.Touch someone and say,"Tag,you're it!!"Run away before they have a chance to see who you are.
18.When you are waiting to pay for your stuff,act like something smells terrible. Ask the person in front of you if they smell the fart that your imaginary friend just let.
19.Bring stink bombs to Wal-Mart and let them off in about every aisle.
20.Go to the toys section and ask your parents for something that is for a 2 year old. When they say no, throw a tantrum with them until they say yes. Then tell them you don't want it anymore.
2.Dress up as Tony the Tiger, get a box of Frosted Flakes, and sing,"Frosted Flakes! They're more than good,they're grrreat!!"
3.Fall in the floor, act like you are having a seizure, and when you have every one's attention, get up and run away.
4.Yell,"Hey,look!! Someone dropped 50 dollars!!"When they look,run away really fast.
5.Open up bags of dry dog food and throw it in the air,screaming,"Tonight it's party time,it's party time tonight!!
6.Go in the grocery section, yell,"FOOD FIGHT!!," and start throwing food at people that walk past you.
7.Run around acting crazy and screaming,"I forgot to take my medication today."
8.Go in the bathroom with a marble, go in a stall, drop the marble and say,"There goes my glass eye again!!"
9.When the people at the door ask you if you need a buggy, ask them how much it costs.
10.When someone puts an item in their buggy, say,"That's stealing!!!"
11.Go in the books section and when you see someone reading the back of a book, tell them it was the worst book you have ever read because the main character dies at the end.
12.Ask someone how much an item costs, and when they tell you ask them how much it costs now.
13.You and a friend dress up as Pac-Man and one of the ghosts. The one dressed as a ghost chases the one dressed as Pac-Man saying ,"Whacka whacka whacka(etc.)"and the one dressed as Pac-Man starts screaming.
14.Throw an item at someone. When they look at you, blame it on someone else.
15.Go in the bathroom,fart loudly,and say that your imaginary friend did it.
16.Dress up as a leprechaun and get a box of Lucky Charms. Eat them until security guards see you,run away saying,"Ack, they're always after me Lucky Charms!!"
17.Touch someone and say,"Tag,you're it!!"Run away before they have a chance to see who you are.
18.When you are waiting to pay for your stuff,act like something smells terrible. Ask the person in front of you if they smell the fart that your imaginary friend just let.
19.Bring stink bombs to Wal-Mart and let them off in about every aisle.
20.Go to the toys section and ask your parents for something that is for a 2 year old. When they say no, throw a tantrum with them until they say yes. Then tell them you don't want it anymore.
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ShiaLaB486 on August 8, 2009, 5:51:07 AM
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Lol! All of these r hilarious! XDAtomicMoat on July 30, 2008, 11:43:29 PM
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twistedly funny .. unless you get banned for life from Wal-Mart =___=Rubius on May 20, 2009, 1:57:13 AM
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Oooooh banned from Wal-Mart, how tragic.AtomicMoat on May 20, 2009, 6:47:19 AM
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it is when its where you're friends and family members work most of the timeRubius on May 20, 2009, 1:16:39 PM
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LOL ;Psilvercat on August 1, 2008, 3:40:28 PM
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hehe, I might actually try one of these! *faves*YukiX62 on May 26, 2008, 12:21:18 PM
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cute! and really funny too! =]cashmoneyUknowit on March 3, 2008, 9:41:08 AM
this is hilarious!!! loli read next one!
Lanayru on January 3, 2008, 4:02:50 AM
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the best one was with the Lucky Charms! XDDD *Faves like there's no tommorow!*lilfox on December 3, 2007, 9:16:55 AM
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i luv the lucky charms one lolz ^o^HoshigumiFan on August 4, 2007, 11:32:48 PM
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XD XD I love it! ::offer treat from treat bucket as favs::angelfox on July 31, 2007, 9:35:43 PM
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PWEAT! That's awesome! *favs*XxAnarKissedxX on April 30, 2007, 7:01:45 AM
Wow, those are some new ones, I've heard some pretty weird ones in my day, but these are WAY cooler...my mom was in a dressing room sitting for a while and then she said "HEY! THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!!" as loud as she could....
Meanwhile... I am rolling on the floor screaming "OH MY GOD!! NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!!" every time the loud speaker comes on...
Ahhh... that was the best Christmas ever....
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firefaerie1222 on January 2, 2007, 4:47:17 AM
woot. that is HILARIOUS!!!!*favs*
Voltra_The_Lively on November 3, 2006, 11:20:53 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHA!!! You get a favs!!! And a cookie!!jou on November 1, 2006, 7:58:26 AM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
this is so funny.
ok im going to passout now from all that laughing
Phantom42 on October 29, 2006, 7:35:41 AM
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lol funny