Chapter 3 - even more ways

ways to die:

* steel a crap load of nuts from a squarel
* shove a shot glass up ur @$$
* head butt a large t.v
* swallow a cell phone and then call collect... ur parents will kill you
* give a cat a bath in fracking hot water
* use a killer bee hive as a pin~a~ta ( oopsie those rnt candy)
* drink a crap load of yaoi jucie!
* kick a junck yard dog
* tell me dr. peper sucks ( ill fracking kill ur @$$)
* befriend a monkey and tell it not to fling shoot !!!

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