Chapter 1 - Inuyasha

Kasumi:  Hello Inuyasha, have a seat.
 
*inuyasha sits on the floor*
 
Kasumi:  I meant sit in the chair.
 
Inuyasha: Feh, who cares?
 
Kasumi:  So, Inuyasha, first question, your robe of the fire rat has been ripped and torn and damaged so many times.  But for some reason, in the next episode, it looks completely new!  Why is that?
 
Inuyasha:  Feh, I don't know, I guess it's self repairing.  Got any ramen?
 
Kasumi:  Er, no, we don't. ?.?
 
Inuyasha:  Hmph, philistines.
 
Kasumi: *sigh* Next question.  Inuyasha, you are half a demon, and your brother is a full demon. Why-?
 
Inuyasha:  Sure I'm only half a demon, but the show is named after me, not him!  Besides, I'm much smarterer, cultured and I look much better, don't i ladies?
 
Inuyasha fan girls: Whoooooooooo! *whistles*  We love your ears!  Sesshomaru is nothing!
 
Kasumi: Rrrrrrr.... *thinking*, Killing is against the law, killing is against the law, it would be satisfying, but it's against the law.  *Speaking*  Inuyasha, you do realize that kagome and kikyo are in the audience, right?
 
*Inuyasha's smile falls as he quickly scans the audience.  Sure enough, Kagome and Kikyo are in the audience.*
 
Inuyasha: Ka-kagome, Kikyo, what are you doing here?
 
Kagome: Osuwari! (sit!)
 
Kasumi *smiling*:  As I was saying, why do you act more like a dog when technically, your brother is more of a dog than you are?
 
Sesshomaru:  Because we higher class full demons learn to outgrow animal behavior.
 
Inuyasha:  Sesshomaru!  Where did you come from?!
 
Kasumi:  *thinking* must not drool, must not drool.  Am I blushing?  The stupid blushing!  Calm down, or he'll find out!!
 
Sesshomaru:  I came to see the show, little brother.  The third question will prove to be quite amusing.
 
Kasumi:  Huh? Oh, right!  And the third question is, do you choose...
 
Inuyasha:  Paper!
 
Kasumi:  Eh?
 
Inuyasha:  I always choose paper bags over plastic bags when i buy groceries!
 
Everyone (except Inuyasha fangirls):  -.- ......................
 
Kasumi:  No, my question was, do you choose Kikyo or kagome?
 
Inuyasha:  Oh that's easy, neither.
 
Everyone (well, except Sesshomaru):  SAY WHAT?!?!?!?!?
 
Inuyasha:  No, I was asking myself that question for a long time, that is, until I met...her.
 
Kasumi:  Oh?  Who is she?
 
Inuyasha:  Your sister.
 
Kasumi:  * in a cold, cold, frightening voice that rivals Sesshomaru-sama's*  Prepare to die, you stupid dog.  *starts transforming*
 
*Video gets cut off*

Usagi12:  Hello, we are interrupting , " Interviews with Anime Stars" because the show become extrodinarily violent from that point on.  But until your regularly schedualed program comes back on, please watch this interesting documentry on a taxcollector's schedule. *whispers to self* Who writes this crap?




Please understand: Not all fangirls are annoying and evil. I was merely making an example of the obsessed ones, the ones who are practically rabid with affection. I do NOT hate all fangirls (I just strongly dislike all fangirls who compare Sesshomaru to Inuyasha and decide that Sesshomaru is nothing ^.^)


Facts That Might Make This Interview Easier to Understand : My OC "Kasumi" stongly dislikes her sister. You'll find out why (if I ever get that fanfic started... TT. TT) . I hope that you enjoyed it!  
 

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