Chapter 1 - Storks
Submitted July 18, 2007 Updated July 18, 2007 Status Complete | Rin asks a simple question. The result when Kasumi and Aikuchi are involved is something that can only happen when the minds of usagi12 and kasumi1001 are put together!
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Chapter 1 - Storks
Chapter 1 - Storks
*We find Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken and Kasumi traveling to where ever it is that Sesshomaru planning to go. Rin speaks.*
Rin: Um...Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: Yes?
Rin: Where do babies come from? *big, glimmering eyes, innocent face*
Sesshomaru: ... *looks at Kasumi*
Kasumi: Nuh-uh! She asked you!
Sesshomaru: *whispers in Rin's ear* ...Storks...
Rin: Oh...okay! *smiles and keeps walking*
Kasumi pulls Sesshomaru aside
Kasumi: You are going to have to tell her the truth someday.
Sesshomaru:..The truth? What do you mean by that?
Kasumi: Oh, please! You know what I mean! *whispers* You and I both know that babies do not come from storks!
Sesshomaru:...They...don't? *confused expression*
Kasumi: ...You mean that you actually don't know where they come from? O.o
Sesshomaru: My mother told me that they came from storks.
Kasumi: How old were you when she told you?
Sesshomaru: Let's see, *starts counting on fingers* ichi, ni, san-
Kasumi: IN TERMS OF AGING!!!!
Sesshomaru: Ah...how picky...about...5 years old.
Kasumi: Gah! No wonder!! -.- Um, so she never told you the truth? You never had, *echo* "THE TALK"?
Sesshomaru: What exactly do they tell you in this, *echo* "TALK"?
Kasumi: Eep! Um, well, you see...
*Aikuchi randomly runs in*
Aikuchi: Nooooooooo! Don't tell him!!! ....I brought a book!!! *holds up really idiotic looking book that is titled, 'The Wonderful Magic of Life', decorated with lots of smiley faces and a boy and a girl holding hands, looking at each other in a very disturbing way*
Kasumi: Wah! o.o Um, let me see that book...*opens it* OH MY GOD! *slams it shut* Is that even legal?!
Aikuchi: I don't think so...don't worry; I was scarred for life too.
Kasumi: X_X Yeah, and I'm practically immortal! I think it's better if I just tell him. *whispers, "THE TALK" into Sesshomaru's ear*
Sesshomaru: -.- -.o o.o O.o O.O X_X Ohhh...
Jaken: So now that you know, me lord...*very disturbing grin*
Sesshomaru: 0.o Please tell me you did not just say that... *backs away from Jaken slowly*
Aikuchi and Kasumi: *blood chilling glares* *creepy, Glenn Close Pschyo role level voices* KILL THE TOAD! *WHACKAWHACKAWHACKWHACKA,etc.*
Kasumi: The nerve of that creep!
Aikuchi: *shudder* It's like if some unfortunate reptile, Miroku, and Jukotsu had a kid!
Kasumi: *points to , 'The Wonderful Magic of Life' * And according to this book, that's possible.
Aikuchi: *shudders again*
Kasumi: Wait a minute...If Sesshomaru, the brighter of the brothers, didn't know how babies are made..then what does Inuyasha...? *runs off, but sees Sesshomaru look at Rin oddly before they're out of her sight*
Rin: Wow, Kasumi can really run fast!
*to the Inuyasha group!*
Kasumi: *poof!* Inuyashadoyouknowwherebabiescomefrom????
Inuyasha: Uh..don't you already know how?
Kasumi: Of course I do! I'm just wondering if you know! So, do you??
Inuyasha: ...Storks...
Kasumi: *sigh* No, that's not how. *whispers the answer into his ear*
Inuyasha: O.O What the hell?!
Kasumi: I know.
Inuyasha: So that's how,...
Kasumi: *nod*
Inuyasha: oookay...things are going to be very awkward between me and the rest of the group now...
Kasumi: Yeah, I-..Wait..group..*thinks for a few minutes*...Aw, crap! RIN!!!! *runs off again*
*Kasumi stops right in front of Sesshomaru, sending death glares at him*
Kasumi: Okay, Fluffy! Why do you keep the girl around?!
Sesshomaru: What are you babbling about now?
Kasumi: *surrounded in flames* ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU LAME EXCUSE FOR A MAMMAL!!!
Aikuchi: Kasumi..are you ok? *looks concerned* Everything's ok, Kasumi...calm down; what's wrong? Why are you talking about Rin?
Kasumi: Have you ever wondered why Sesshomaru, the demon named "Killing Circle of Perfection", took in an orphaned human girl? I mean, he's not exactly a friendly Labrador! And before I left, I saw him give Rin a weird look!
Aikuchi: Oh my God Kasumi, are you saying what I think you're saying? That's sick! Sesshomaru has morals! At least, I think he does...
Kasumi: *Replays video of many cold Sesshomaru moments and taps foot* Do you reeeaally think that something like that would be below him?
Sesshomaru: How dare you try to sink me to my brother's level.
Kasumi: Excuse me?
Sesshomaru: At least this Sesshomaru does not cheat on anyone. And besides, too much exposure to that monk might change him.
Aikuchi:*is singing boredly* Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great...huh? Wait, Kasumi, are you still going on about how you think Sesshomaru wants to rape Rin?
Kasumi: Noo, but I think you might want to check in on Kagome...Sesshomaru might have a point..
Aikuchi: O.O What do you mean.. you don't really think Inuyasha would...Oh god... he would.. TAKE ME TO MY SISTER!!!!! NOW!!!! BAKA!!!!
Kasumi: Down that road, less than 5 miles...
Aikuchi: *sprints to Inuyasha group* Kagome!! What did he do to you!? Are you ok? Speak to me!!!
Kagome: 0.o
Aikuchi:...She fooled me... I am going to MURDER that pathetic excuse for a hanyou!!! *runs back*
Kasumi: Yikes, I hope Sesshomaru is wrong! *sigh* Okay, so I overreacted big time. I'm sorry, Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru:...Ahem...
Kasumi: -sama. It's just, taking in Rin completely out of charity seems out of character for you. I thought that you hated humans. I suppose you have your reasons...And there's the fact that you kept telling me that I had to go through with that promise..Oh! But I suppose you didn't know what that involved at the time, did you?
Sesshomaru: O.o My deepest apologies. You don't need to keep your promise.
Kasumi: *sigh* What a relief! *looks at Sesshomaru who is staring at her* Uh, not that it would be the worst thing in the world...Augh! I didn't mean it that way! I mean, I-...uh..that is,..okay, I'm just going to shut up now. *thinking* this is veeeery awkward...
Sesshomaru:...Kasumi, why is your face pink?
Kasumi: Eh?!
*Aikuchi runs in with a murderous look on her face*
Kasumi: Oh! Aikuchi! How is Kagome?! Sesshomaru wasn't right, was he?! Uh, Aikuchi, why are you looking at me like that?
Aikuchi:*draws katana* I wonder if I can kill both of you within the same 5 minutes...>:D
Kasumi:...*looks at Sesshomaru* ...Good luck with that. *runs off*
THE END
Rin: Um...Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: Yes?
Rin: Where do babies come from? *big, glimmering eyes, innocent face*
Sesshomaru: ... *looks at Kasumi*
Kasumi: Nuh-uh! She asked you!
Sesshomaru: *whispers in Rin's ear* ...Storks...
Rin: Oh...okay! *smiles and keeps walking*
Kasumi pulls Sesshomaru aside
Kasumi: You are going to have to tell her the truth someday.
Sesshomaru:..The truth? What do you mean by that?
Kasumi: Oh, please! You know what I mean! *whispers* You and I both know that babies do not come from storks!
Sesshomaru:...They...don't? *confused expression*
Kasumi: ...You mean that you actually don't know where they come from? O.o
Sesshomaru: My mother told me that they came from storks.
Kasumi: How old were you when she told you?
Sesshomaru: Let's see, *starts counting on fingers* ichi, ni, san-
Kasumi: IN TERMS OF AGING!!!!
Sesshomaru: Ah...how picky...about...5 years old.
Kasumi: Gah! No wonder!! -.- Um, so she never told you the truth? You never had, *echo* "THE TALK"?
Sesshomaru: What exactly do they tell you in this, *echo* "TALK"?
Kasumi: Eep! Um, well, you see...
*Aikuchi randomly runs in*
Aikuchi: Nooooooooo! Don't tell him!!! ....I brought a book!!! *holds up really idiotic looking book that is titled, 'The Wonderful Magic of Life', decorated with lots of smiley faces and a boy and a girl holding hands, looking at each other in a very disturbing way*
Kasumi: Wah! o.o Um, let me see that book...*opens it* OH MY GOD! *slams it shut* Is that even legal?!
Aikuchi: I don't think so...don't worry; I was scarred for life too.
Kasumi: X_X Yeah, and I'm practically immortal! I think it's better if I just tell him. *whispers, "THE TALK" into Sesshomaru's ear*
Sesshomaru: -.- -.o o.o O.o O.O X_X Ohhh...
Jaken: So now that you know, me lord...*very disturbing grin*
Sesshomaru: 0.o Please tell me you did not just say that... *backs away from Jaken slowly*
Aikuchi and Kasumi: *blood chilling glares* *creepy, Glenn Close Pschyo role level voices* KILL THE TOAD! *WHACKAWHACKAWHACKWHACKA,etc.*
Kasumi: The nerve of that creep!
Aikuchi: *shudder* It's like if some unfortunate reptile, Miroku, and Jukotsu had a kid!
Kasumi: *points to , 'The Wonderful Magic of Life' * And according to this book, that's possible.
Aikuchi: *shudders again*
Kasumi: Wait a minute...If Sesshomaru, the brighter of the brothers, didn't know how babies are made..then what does Inuyasha...? *runs off, but sees Sesshomaru look at Rin oddly before they're out of her sight*
Rin: Wow, Kasumi can really run fast!
*to the Inuyasha group!*
Kasumi: *poof!* Inuyashadoyouknowwherebabiescomefrom????
Inuyasha: Uh..don't you already know how?
Kasumi: Of course I do! I'm just wondering if you know! So, do you??
Inuyasha: ...Storks...
Kasumi: *sigh* No, that's not how. *whispers the answer into his ear*
Inuyasha: O.O What the hell?!
Kasumi: I know.
Inuyasha: So that's how,...
Kasumi: *nod*
Inuyasha: oookay...things are going to be very awkward between me and the rest of the group now...
Kasumi: Yeah, I-..Wait..group..*thinks for a few minutes*...Aw, crap! RIN!!!! *runs off again*
*Kasumi stops right in front of Sesshomaru, sending death glares at him*
Kasumi: Okay, Fluffy! Why do you keep the girl around?!
Sesshomaru: What are you babbling about now?
Kasumi: *surrounded in flames* ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU LAME EXCUSE FOR A MAMMAL!!!
Aikuchi: Kasumi..are you ok? *looks concerned* Everything's ok, Kasumi...calm down; what's wrong? Why are you talking about Rin?
Kasumi: Have you ever wondered why Sesshomaru, the demon named "Killing Circle of Perfection", took in an orphaned human girl? I mean, he's not exactly a friendly Labrador! And before I left, I saw him give Rin a weird look!
Aikuchi: Oh my God Kasumi, are you saying what I think you're saying? That's sick! Sesshomaru has morals! At least, I think he does...
Kasumi: *Replays video of many cold Sesshomaru moments and taps foot* Do you reeeaally think that something like that would be below him?
Sesshomaru: How dare you try to sink me to my brother's level.
Kasumi: Excuse me?
Sesshomaru: At least this Sesshomaru does not cheat on anyone. And besides, too much exposure to that monk might change him.
Aikuchi:*is singing boredly* Thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great...huh? Wait, Kasumi, are you still going on about how you think Sesshomaru wants to rape Rin?
Kasumi: Noo, but I think you might want to check in on Kagome...Sesshomaru might have a point..
Aikuchi: O.O What do you mean.. you don't really think Inuyasha would...Oh god... he would.. TAKE ME TO MY SISTER!!!!! NOW!!!! BAKA!!!!
Kasumi: Down that road, less than 5 miles...
Aikuchi: *sprints to Inuyasha group* Kagome!! What did he do to you!? Are you ok? Speak to me!!!
Kagome: 0.o
Aikuchi:...She fooled me... I am going to MURDER that pathetic excuse for a hanyou!!! *runs back*
Kasumi: Yikes, I hope Sesshomaru is wrong! *sigh* Okay, so I overreacted big time. I'm sorry, Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru:...Ahem...
Kasumi: -sama. It's just, taking in Rin completely out of charity seems out of character for you. I thought that you hated humans. I suppose you have your reasons...And there's the fact that you kept telling me that I had to go through with that promise..Oh! But I suppose you didn't know what that involved at the time, did you?
Sesshomaru: O.o My deepest apologies. You don't need to keep your promise.
Kasumi: *sigh* What a relief! *looks at Sesshomaru who is staring at her* Uh, not that it would be the worst thing in the world...Augh! I didn't mean it that way! I mean, I-...uh..that is,..okay, I'm just going to shut up now. *thinking* this is veeeery awkward...
Sesshomaru:...Kasumi, why is your face pink?
Kasumi: Eh?!
*Aikuchi runs in with a murderous look on her face*
Kasumi: Oh! Aikuchi! How is Kagome?! Sesshomaru wasn't right, was he?! Uh, Aikuchi, why are you looking at me like that?
Aikuchi:*draws katana* I wonder if I can kill both of you within the same 5 minutes...>:D
Kasumi:...*looks at Sesshomaru* ...Good luck with that. *runs off*
THE END
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