Chapter 1 - i got stabbed by an orange tree

Cast:
Band
British guy
Randome guy
Me

Inspired by: when my mom got stabbed by our orange tree.
Yes it dose have spikes.




I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
(base solo)
It was one of those days,
Just a regular day,
Here out in NH!

I was just a normal guy,
Like every other guy,
Well, maybe not like Billy!
… Just don’t ask.
And I got a new house,
Like every other house,
‘Cept the neighbors were from philli!
Nice place.

And I had a house party
Yeah a really nice house party-
(Now this is where it gets wired folks and I promise you I am not on unprescribed drugs.)And the neighbors brought me a tree!
Tiny tree
And this was an orange tree
Not like every other orange tree
And soon
You will see!
Yes you will
And well like every other party that serves you beer. (Good stuff)
The place really got rocken!
Side to side
And I was dancein’ with my girl
Yes a really pretty girl
And I tripped and crashed into Pete!
(We named the tree)
And I got stabbed by all the spikes
Yes they really do have spikes
And it made me bleed!
Yes it did.
Well when I woke up in the morning and I drove my girl home all the cuts…
Where red and itchy!
Yes they where.
And when I took a shower at home
While I was combing through my hair
It all fell out!
Very creepy,
And my only reaction was…

I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
(Short base / drum solo)
So I went to see Doc
Yes his real name is Doc
And I asked
What’s wrong with me!
Yes I did.
And he told me very slowly
Yes very, very slowly
(Douche bag)
That I
Was just getting’ old!
No really
And of course I told him no
Because everybody knows
That I am only 20!
Twenty one
And of course he disagreed
Because he just plain hates me because of this one time
In the closet!
With the nurse (whose now his girl!)
And so I went to see another and he told me the same thing
And then I really got pissed!
So I left
I continued throughout the day
Wearing a hat all the way
Because I was bald!
Yes I was. (See no eyebrows)
Of course throughout the whole day
yes really the whole
day my scalp
Was red and itchy!
Very itchy
So I headed back to Docs
And of course by the time i got there
So was every thing else!
All of it
And of course so when he saw me prescribed some crème and said
It’s just a bad rash!
No duh
So when I went to bed that night itchy, red and sore because
I was allergic to the crème!
Yes I was ( dumb @$$!)
And so the only thing I could think was…

I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
(Short base/ drum solo)
And so when I woke up the next day and looked into the mirror I screamed
Like a lil’ girl!
Not really.
Because you see my skin was dark and felt rough to the touch.
And I felt real thirsty!
Very thirsty
And of cours not only that
But I was happy to discover
That my hair grew back!
And it was green
It also felt leafy and was longer then before so I went
Back to Doc!
And I said
Don’t say theirs notheing wrong because look at me man I don’t
Even look like me!
No I didn’t
So he looked into my eyes my now totally green eyes and said sorry
I just don’t know
Well we know I know…

I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
( long band solo)
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
Cus I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yes! I did!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
and sadly… the Doc can’t fix me
(Short base/ drum solo)
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No!
I got stabbed by an orange tree!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
And now I know there’s something wrong with me!
Uh oh! No! ohhhhhhh! Noooooooooo!

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