Chapter 2 - The Winner

(Back at the best battle ever, Keera has Karasu pinned against the wall. Hiei is clinging to the ceiling, trying to save himself)

Keera: You can never defeat me! I know every thing about Hiei!
Karasu: Well... I know more than every thing about him! *bites Keera's nose* (closest petruding object ^_^ besides Matt Damen that is...)
Keera: I love Hiei so much I even know about his secret crush on Kurama!
Hiei: *blushes* *quietly* I do not...
Karasu: I love him so much I'm going to kill Kurama once I get out of here!
Keera: *knees Kari in the gut* Well, I love him so much I'm going to lock Kurama in my hollow wall for him to suffer and starve!
Kari: (I'm lazy -__-') I still love him more!
Keeri: Impossible!
Kari: Die!
Keeri: I'm already dead!
*door opens and Kurama walks in*
Kura: I've come to get you out of he...
*both girls attach Kura*
Keeri/Kari: You can't love our Hiei!
Kura: What?!
*Keeri bites Kura's ankle and Kari tries to gnaw (hehehe... gnaw...) off Kura's fingers.
Hiei: *walks out* I'm not stoopid enough to stay in there...
*Kura, Keeri, and Kari all walk out, looking very vampire-ish*
Hiei: *shudders* Where are your straight jackets? *backs up*
Kura: I helped them take 'em off...
Kari: We are working together now...
Keeri: I get his lower body. Karasu, you get his upper body. And Kurama, you can have his head. We'll rotate...
Hiei: *falls, trying vainly to get out of his own straight jacket* Are you going to eat me?
Keeri: You could call it that... *smiles evily*
*light go out*
Hiei: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Blut: If you people are so stoopid that you actually don't get it... It has a sex reference in the end.
Karasu: No it doesn't! *chews on rib*
Keera: I got a leg bone!
Kurama: *holds skull out* To be or not to be... heheh... *smiles*
Blut: You really did eat him...? *twitches*
K/K/K: Yes... and now we are going after you...
Blut: Comment and save me! *runs for his life*

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