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Chapter 3 - Almonds in Hershey Kisses!

What it is. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote it, but it came out okay. . .

Chapter 3 - Almonds in Hershey Kisses!

Chapter 3 - Almonds in Hershey Kisses!
Sesshoumaru: God DAMN it! Another chapter?! *screams*
KrysOfDeath: O_o Woah...that's WAY OOC. ^^;
Sesshoumaru: *cough* What is it this time? U_U
KrysOfDeath: Something I'm sure everyone has been wondering for the LONGEST time.
*silence*
Sesshoumaru: Yeah? What is it? *getting impatient*
KrysOfDeath: How do they get the almond inside Almond Hershey Kisses? O_o
Sesshoumaru: *sweat-drop* Um...
KrysOfDeath: Let's find out! :D
Sesshoumaru: Let's not...
*the audience nods in agreement right after Sesshoumaru says that*
KrysOfDeath: *gets out a Hershey Kiss and a giant mallet*
Sesshoumaru: What the hell is that for?! O_O;
KrysOfDeath: *evil grin* For the experiment of course! ^_^ *sets down Kiss carefully on a table marked with an X* -_O *aims carefully with mallet*
Sesshoumaru: U_U *puts in earplugs*
KrysOfDeath: BANZAI! >:D *smashes Hershey Kiss with the mallet*
*outside, the people passing by the KRYS research facility hear an earth-shaking crash and a VERY loud crack*
People: U_U ... *continue walking*
(A/N: It must happen a lot...)
*back inside the research facility*
Sesshoumaru: O____O;;;
KrysOfDeath: CRAP! I broke the almond! ~_~ *sorts through the pieces of the victim* CRAPCRAPCRAP! *slams mallet on the table*
Sesshoumaru: Um...why don't we...go to the Hershey's factory instead of trying to figure it out for ourselves? ^^;
KrysOfDeath: AHA! I got it! We'll go to the Hershey's factory instead! That way, we will learn the secret! And avoid pushing ourselves too far. It's PERFECT! :D *throws fist up in the air in triumph and smacks Sesshoumaru on the chin*
*silence*
Sesshoumaru: O_x ...ow...?
KrysOfDeath: ^^; Oopsies... *laughs nervously*
Sesshoumaru: ... *growls evilly*
KrysOfDeath: Um...Don't...hurt me? ^^;
*LATER*
*Sesshoumaru is chasing KrysOfDeath all around the research facility with the author's giant squeaky mallet*
Sesshoumaru: GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID GIRL! *waves mallet threateningly*
KrysOfDeath: O____O I DIDN'T DO IT! *wails dramatically*

END OF CHAPTER!

Solving life's mystery #3: How do they get the almond inside Hershey's Almond Kisses?................FAILED.

Emi-San: We still aren't making much progress, are we? U_U

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SecretSilentAngel on August 17, 2006, 2:55:53 AM

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SecretSilentAngelwow..i can so see that

mikita_inugirl on May 13, 2006, 1:55:36 AM

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mikita_inugirllol that's funny. ^__^

tikalgirl52 on September 3, 2005, 2:11:24 PM

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tikalgirl52lol

Thisisreallymyusername on July 13, 2005, 10:55:28 PM

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ThisisreallymyusernameNice story, but I have to side with Sesshy on this one, pulls a katana out of it's conviniently placed sheath "you can't get away with hitting my Sesshy,... only I can! Sesshomaru: You are one messed up freak, oh and did i mention you should stop following me through the fanart fan fics and just stop following me in general.

Desuca on July 10, 2005, 8:16:47 AM

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Desuca*Thinking*Why doesn't sess just kill her....Maby he likes her*Snickers*Maby he wants to...........*Out loud*KISS HER!
Sess:*Chases me ready to attack*
Me:Bi*#H slaps sess*

Sesshys_girl_5579 on October 21, 2004, 6:58:40 AM

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Sesshys_girl_5579LMAOROFLLOL! That is funny! LOL! I can't stop laughing *Sesshy walks in* Hey Sesshy Rin told me to ask you what a hymen is. *Sesshy screams in terror and leaves* Oh come on! Its not that bad!

Hakudoshi on June 29, 2004, 4:01:37 PM

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HakudoshiRin is too cute and innocent *adds to favs* '~'

SS5DIABLO on March 31, 2004, 5:03:29 PM

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SS5DIABLOthis is rely good it is funny as hell

cheesey_squeezey on March 11, 2004, 12:23:23 PM

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cheesey_squeezeyWat I wanna know is how the world is gonna end. I think we're gonna explode into a big firey ball of doom! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! >:D I luv the big firey ball of doom! ^^

krysofdeath on March 5, 2004, 10:04:34 AM

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krysofdeathMe: that's right, there is DEFINITELY gonna be another chappie! >:D
Sesshoumaru: *screams in terror*
Me: Fear me!...fear...something. O_o What is it that you should fear?
Sesshoumaru: I dunno, its one of the mysteries of life. U_U
Me: *shiny eyes* REEEEEALLY?

coca-cola on March 5, 2004, 9:44:04 AM

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coca-colaOMG these r soo funny hay me can wait for the next chapter
*Sesshoumaru in the background* WHAT there isn't gonna be another i can't take this anymore no more damn life mysteries' KrysOfDeath: Oh yes there is!!!! Sesshoumaru: NOoooooooooooo. lol well i hope theres gonna be another