Chapter 1 - Dance Dance Dance

"MIROKU!!!!!!" Sango yelled as she slapped him across the face. Miroku looked at her with a grin, "It was worth the pain." And at that started off toward Inuyasha. "Inuyasha what are you up too?" Miroku asked looking over his shoulder. "Nothing that interests you." Inuyasha said with a snort. As he went back to looking at the funky sandwich Kagome made him. Miroku wasn't amused and went elsewhere. He noticed Shippo in the corner of his eye and went over by him, "Hey Shippo what're you up too?" Shippo looked up at him and smiled, "playing with Kilala." Miroku still not interested went on to his last hope of fun.......Kagome. So he went on his way over to her. "Kagome watcha........what's that?" Kagome looked up at Miroku and gave him a small grin, "It's a boombox." She said putting it on so they were listening to "Genie in a Bodel" by Christina Agulara. Miroku listened to it very interested as he tapped his foot to the beat, "Kagome what is this." Kagome shook her head and looked at him again, "Music." She turned it up
as Shippo and Kilala came over to and started their own little hopping movements to the beat. "What the hell is that racket?" Inuyasha asked coming over looking at the pink boombox. "It's music Inuyasha, dance." Kagome said motioning Sango over. "Dance, me?.....NO if you think you can get me to dance then your an idiot." Inuyasha said sitting on the ground hard, "I'm not moving from this spot." Miroku looked at Sango then at the boombox as he made a madly, menace smirk on his face, "Kagome do you have any slow songs?" Kagome looked at him and his devilish little look, "Why?" Miroku looked at her and smiled, "Because I could show you some very unique steps." Kagome looked at him then nodded, "Ok but nothing dirty you perverted monk." Miroku looked at her in shock, "Me perverted?" Kagome looked at him, "..........right........" As she put on "Beauty and the Beast" Miroku tapped his fingers to the beat as he grabbed Sango and tipped her to the side and started a VERY close slow dance with her. "Miroku let go of me." Sango said angrily as Miroku looked at her passionately. "Oh come on it's just for fun." He said grabbing her butt. "Miroku let go now!!!" Sango said trying to push away. Miroku just happily hummed along with the toon as Sango squirmed in his arms. At the end of the song Miroku put his face close to her ear and whispered, "If I let you go you have to promise not to slap me. Ok?" Sango giggled at him and nodded, "Agreed."
Miroku amazed that she agreed let her go as she kicked him in the--
"OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" (Miroku don't interrupt the narrator!!!!! ) Miroku yelped in pure pain as he went to the fetal position. "Perv." Sango said stomping off. Kagome giggled as she was determine to make Inuyasha dance, "Come on Inuyasha dance.""NO! I'm not dancing I told you that already!" As Inuyasha turned his back to her Kagome went over to him, "I'll say the word if you don't dance!!!!" Inuyasha put his hand over her mouth, "No you won't." Kagome gave him a evil glare as her eyes got big.... "ACHOOO!!!!" She sneezed all over poor Inuyasha's hand, "AHHHH SICK!!!!!!!" He yelled swinging his hand all over the place. "Well it's your fault." Kagome said blushing a little. "MY FAULT?!!!!! HOW IS IT MY FAULT?!!!!" Kagome glared at him, "Well it never would have happened if you didn't rudely put your hand over my mouth!!!"
"WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR BRINGING THAT THING!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled back right in her face pointing at the boombox. "I see." Kagome said looking at him with a blank expression. She walked over to her boombox and picked it up along with her cds. "Wh...where you going?" Inuyasha asked knowing the answer. "I'm going home."
Kagome said not even looking back at them. "Come on Kagome, we'll make Inuyasha go away please stay with your music." Shippo begged as everyone else begged her to stay too. "Yeah Kagome please stay." Sango pleaded. "I'll bring it back some other time guys when some ones not being a complete jerk." Kagome said waving good bye heading for
the well. "Oh and Inuyasha." Kagome said stopping in her tracks. "Now what?!" Inuyasha said kiddishly. "SIT BOY!!!" BAMMMMM!!!!!!!!! Kagome setted back on her way as Inuyasha pitifully twitched in a 2ft deep hole. "Way-at-go Inuyasha." Miroku said disappointedly. "Yeah now we can't dance no more!!!" Shippo said jumping on
Inuyasha's head. ~why do they always pick on me?~ Inuyasha thought looking up at Miroku with a spoilt brat expression that was priceless. As Bruce Willace from Bruce Almighty ended the story with, "And that's how the cookie crumbles."

Fin

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