Chapter 3 - Yami's cat moves

 

 

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto:*stared blankly at what was written in the file before reading it out for everyone* It says here that in order to make the ultimate soldiers they mixed the D.N.A of a whole bunch of different animals with a bunch of different chemical compounds to produce the first stage of a Bio-Tech experiment, once inside the body it will slowly transform the person in to a half human, half animal. Are any of you folowing this? *looks up from file*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Everyone minus Yami who is freeking out because he has just grown a black tail: *stare at Seto as if he was speeking a different languge*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey: *blank look on his face* Ummm.... could you say dat again.... without the big words?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: *steem comes out his ears and growls* Your all stupid.... accept you Mutt...your a vegetable *walks off with Mokuba following behind*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey: *growls* I hope ya run in to a ghost or sumthin ya jerk!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: Shouldn''t we do sumthin about him *points to Yami who is still slightly traumatised by his new apearance (he now has pointed black cat ears instead of his own, long claws instead of fingernails, yellow cat eyes, fangs and a long black tail)*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Tristan: *lightbulb apears over his head* I know what we could do....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: *snatched lightbulb from over Tristan''s head and eats the glass part* Mmmm.... idea *spits it out* Ewwww.....dumb plan *sticks his tongue out in disgust*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Tristan: *walks up to Yami* Sorry man, I think Duke wants his mirror back *picks up full length mirror and hands it to Duke*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Duke: *puts mirror back in his pocket* Thats not what I meant....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: *smirks* I think I might be starting to enjoy my self *picks up Yami by his tail* Bwahahahahahaha[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *is only centimetres from the ground since Marik''s hand grasping his tail is over his head* I truly hate you...[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: *looks slightly hurt* What about me? I thought you hated me... *tears form in his eyes*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *sighs in anoyance* I hate both of you.... *to Marik* PUT ME DOWN NOW!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: *gives a cheezy salute* O.K your the boss *drops him on his face*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ryou: *scolds* Marik Ishtar that wasn''t very nice.... appologise this instant[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: *looks at Ryou like he is crazy* What are you?.... my mother?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Ryou: JUST DO IT!!![/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Marik: O.K O.K just don''t yell at me like that... jeez *helps Yami up* Sorry[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *blinks* So where''s Kaiba and Mokuba[/color]

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[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Mokuba: Big brother, shouldn''t we have just stayed with the others?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: Why? so we could catch morontitis from the nimrods?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Mokuba: Morontitis? is that even a word[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: It is a virus that is spread amongst the stupid that makes the smart stupid like them[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Mokuba: *anime sweatdrops* I''m going back to the others, this place is making you go crazy *walks off*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Seto: Mokuba.... beware the morons... beware the mooooooorrrrrrrrrrooooooooonnnnnnnnnssssss!!! *crouches up in corner with knees touching his chin rocking back and forth* I''m not crazy.... they are... they all are....right mr flibbel *faces a duck handpuppet on his left hand* yes they are the crazy ones....[/color]

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Back with the gang[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: I say it is impossible....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: Well I say it is possible....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: Isn''t[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: Is[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: Isnt''t[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: Is[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: Isn''t[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: Isn''t[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: Is....oh wait....shoot....I can''t belive I just fell for that one....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Everyone: *laughs*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Mokuba: *walks in*.....What are you laughing about?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: Malik and I where arguing and it got in to one of thoes arguments where you say the oposite of what you said before to win[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Mokuba: ....I....see....so what were you arguing about?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: We were arguing if the Pharaoh had supper cat abilities now... I claimed he didn''t that he just looked like one....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: And I claimed he did.... and won the argument[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Mokuba: Why don''t we let him be the judge of that[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Tristan: *nudges Yami* You heard em buddy.... do sumythin cool[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: *sighs* *takes a few steps back before taking a leep at the wall which he ended up running on, he lept off the wall and did a mid air flip and landed on a pole (that came from nowhere) on one foot, he switched his foot with his hand and then did a mid air backflip before landing on his feet in front of Malik*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Everyone: *stares with mouth agape* Wow.....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Joey: Did you take martial arts or sumthin....coz thoes moves where like sumthin from a kung fu movie[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Yami: To tell you the truth even I was unaware I could do that...[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: *holds palm out infront of Malik*[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Malik: *sighs* *diggs in his pocket and pulls out a fifty* Happy now?[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3]Bakura: Very *slight smirk*[/color]

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To be continued.....[/color]

[color=#cc99ff" size="3](A/N: BTW in case you don''t know, that mr flibbel joke was from Red Dwarf)[/color]

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