Chapter 4 - Dumb Plans and Randomness

 

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi has woken up tied to a chair in a dark room, when the door opens the light nearly blinds him.[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: *mumbles* Can some one turn off the sun?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Creapy old guy (now being called C.O.G due to lazziness): So your awake now.[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: Yup. so can you untie me now?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]C.O.G: not just now, maybee later[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: O.K. how bout now?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]C.O.G: no[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: Now?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]C.O.G: NO!!! nice try though[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: *gives big puppy dog eyes* Please Mr. I promise I won''t run away *does a cute pout*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]C.O.G: O.K. I suppose it won''t hurt *unties Yugi*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: *gets up and runs out the door* Ha ha ha. Sucker *closes the door and puts a chair, a table and varius other random furniture including a bath tub in front of it to stop C.O.G from getting out* *notices a bag of baggles on the table* Mmmm bagles *drools* *snatches bag and rus off to find the others*[/color]

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The others[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Everyone has calmed down slightly and are attempting to come up with a rescue plan for Yugi.[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Joey: *pulls out a badly drawn plan and puts it on the ground* Awright. Here''s the plan. Yami, you''ll sneek through the air conditioning duct, there''s an invisible lazer grid just 3 inches above the floor, so you''ll have to compress your body to the sise of a sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin [/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yami: *raises an eyebrow* Can I buy some pot from you?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Seto: That is the most idiotic plan I''ve ever heard[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: *stabs his finger at the plan* This isn''t even a plan of this house, it''s of Kaiba''s mansion[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Joey: *looks down at plan* Oops. That''s my other plan *grins stupidly*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Everyone minus Joey: *Anime facefalls*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: *apears behind Duke* Hay guys, watcha doin?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Duke: Gah!!! *turns around* Gah!!![/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Ryou: Where were you?, we were woried sick.[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Marik: *whispers to Malik* Is it just me or is he acting like everyone''s mum?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Joey: I think we should track down that guy and teach him a leson[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: Finaly, a plan that makes sence[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Seto: I say that we go in pairs that way we can dish out pain is a tag team way[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Tristan: I second that idea[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Tea: O.K. I''ll go with Yami[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Joey: I''ll go with Tristan[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Seto: I''ll go with Mokuba[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Duke: I''ll go with Yugi[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Marik: I''ll go with Malik[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: That leaves me with Ryou[/color]

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About 10 minutes later they split up and check places they hadn''t explored yet[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3][u]With Yami and Tea[/u][/color] 

[color=#008080" size="3]*they have walked in to what looks like a huge bedroom with a birdcage containing a parrot in the corner*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Tea: *walks up to parrot* Polly want a cracker?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Polly: No. Polly wanna see under that top you got there babe[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Tea: *thinks it''s just a trick* *turns to Yami* Hay, come check out this neat trick[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yami: *walks up* What trick?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Tea: Watch this. *turns to polly* Polly wanna cracker?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Polly: I already told you, I don''t want a fracking cracker I wanna see  your boobs[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Tea: This doesn''t sound like a cute trick anymore[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Polly: If it''s tricks you want then ditch this loozer cat and...*gets cut off*[/color] 

[color=#008080" size="3]Yami: *reaches in too cage and grabbs Polly and starts to strangle him* YOU PERVERT. GO FIND ANOTHER GIRL TO PESTER!!![/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Polly: *through getting strangled* But.....she''s.....bound.....to.....be....desperate....[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yami: THAT''S IT!!! *eats Polly* Mmmm....delicius *hicups a couple of feathers*[/color]

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With Duke and Yugi[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]*it turns out that they are walking around in circles*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Duke: This place looks realy farmiliar[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: Yeah....you think we''ve been walking in circles?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Both: *pause for a moment* Nah....[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: Oh...I almost forgot I found this bag of baggles *pulls out emply plastic bag*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Duke: Where are the bagles?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Yugi: Oh....I think I ate them[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Duke: *Anime sweatdrops*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Random Ghost: *apears behind them* Are you lost?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Both: *look behind to see the ghost* *their hair stands up (maybee not Yugi''s as much)* GGGAAAHHH!!! *run through walls making Yugi and Duke shaped holes as they go along*[/color]

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With Malik and Marik[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]*they don''t know where they''r going or even paying atention*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Marik: *is listening to his walkman and sining along* A pizza hut, a pizza hut, a Kintucky fried chicken and a pizza hut[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Malik: *loos around franticly* Where?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Marik: *takes off headphones* I''m bored now[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Malik: How come?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Marik: The batteries have just died and now i have to listen to your comlaining[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Malik: *hits Marik with a rolled up newspapper* No no no. Bad boy[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Marik: *points at random* Look Malik, a distraction[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Malik: *looks around franticly* Where?[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Marik: *runns of laughing but runs in to a wall because he wasn''t looking were he was going* Owies...[/color]

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With Seto and Mokuba[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]*they found an old playroom filled with toys*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Mokuba: *runs up to a strange looking puppet* Hey Seto, check this out, this puppet looks like Michael Jackson.[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Seto: Mokuba, get away from that thing[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]M.J puppet: *gets up and hugs Mokuba* Well arn''t you the sweetest little thing[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Seto: *runs up and punches M.J*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]M.J: *does strange dance move and grabs Seto''s crotch*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Seto: *does same to M.J who giggles in response* *fly kicks M.J in to a wall and drags Mokuba away*[/color]

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With Joey and Tristan[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]*have found another ''kitchen'' and are rading the fridge*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Joey: *pulls out a jar with eyes* I found pickled eggs[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Tristan: I don''t think this is a kitchen, Joey[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]*hunch back guy walks up behind them*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]H.B.G: This is no kitchen, these are suplies for experiments[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Both: *turn around and stare at H.B.G*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]H.B.G: One of which one of your foolish friends is now a part of, the half cat one *evil laugh*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Joey: *hits him with a frying pan* No one insults my friends and gets away with it[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Both: *beat up H.B.G with random things including the fridge and a huge mallet*[/color]

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With Bakura and Ryou[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]*they are walking past a suit of armour*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]S.O.A: *moves slowly behind them*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Ryou: I get the strangest feeling that we are being followed[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: It''s just your imagination[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]S.O.A: *swings its battle axe in between them[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Both:*look up and see S.O.A trying to get it''s axe loose*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: Now this is just anoying *grabs S.O.A''s axe and swings it over his head while laughing evily*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]S.O.A: *gets arm cut off* It''s just a sratch[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: Oh realy now *cuts off one of S.O.A''s legs*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]S.O.A: You call that a wound, how pathetic[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: *growls* *cuts of his remaining arm and leg*[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]S.O.A: I can still bring you down[/color]

[color=#008080" size="3]Bakura: YOUR frackING INSANE *draggs Ryou away with the axe in his other hand*[/color]

 

[color=#008080" size="3](A/N: so what do you think?)[/color]

 

 

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