Chapter 5 - The Interlude

 

 

[color=#666699" size="3]Everyone has met up in the kitchen after hunger caused them to give up looking for now. They are sitting at a table acting civilised towards one another, for once (A/N: has the apocalypse started yet?) while eating whatever they could find in the fridge or cupbourds.[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Duke: Hay Joey, I can fit 4 apples in my mouth, watch *stuffs 5 apples in his mouth* *cheeks puff out like hamster''s*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Joey: Pft....dat''s nothin, I can fit 4 mellons in mine....*2 min later* *has put 1 mellon in his mouth* *with mouth full* just....3....more[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: *is attatching a submarine sandwich to a fishing line*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Malik: Watcha doin....[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: Since none of us ran in to that psyco yet, i think we should make him come to us....[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Seto: *raises eyebrow* With a sandwich on a fishing line?[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: It worked on Marik....[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3][u]Flashback[/u][/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: *is hiding behind a laundry basket, which is barely covering him, holding the end of a fishing pole* I shall finaly steal the Millenium rod from this fool.....and his wallet [/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Marik: *walks past Bakura until he spots....* Ooooh.....free sandwich *looks around to check no one''s looking* *makes a dive for it*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: *reals the sandwich back out of Marik''s reach*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Marik: *rubs his head* That was weird I...*spots sandwich again* FREE SANDWICH!!!! *pounces on it again*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: *reals back sandwich again and runs away with sandwich trailing behind him*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Marik: *runs after Bakura* COME BACK SANDWICH, I WANNA EAT YOU!!![/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]End-flashback[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Malik: That''s engenious, I wish I''d have thaught of that[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: Why thank you *cheezy grin*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Seto: I''m surounded by idiots[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *munching on a raw fish*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Ryou: *eyeing the fish* Do you want me to cook that for you?[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *still eating* No[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Ryou: I''m sure it''d taste better[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: No[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Ryou: But....[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: No[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Ryou: Why...[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: No[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Ryou: Please...[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: Ryou...if I wanted my fish cooked I would have cooked it, besides sushi is good for you *continues eating*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tristan: Can I have some? *reaches in to get some of the fish*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *covers fish with body* *arches back and hisses* NO, MINE!!!![/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tea: I think this cat thing is starting to get worse, he''s never acted like this before....[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yugi: You''ve never been around when he has to get his shots, have you?[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Flashback[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *is backed in to a corner with a scalpel in his out streached arms pointed in a threatning way * Stay back...[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Doctor: Calm down, it''s just a little neadle, it''s not going to hurt you[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: For all i know that thing could have some nasty poison in it, you could be trying to kill me[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Doctor: Don''t be silly, now if you''ll just....[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: NEVER!!! *kicks doctor in the balls and makes a run for the door but walks back in following a slutty nurse while drooling*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Slutty Nurse: Ready for your shot?[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *holds wrist out* YES!!![/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]End-flashback[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yugi: I''m just glad that slutty nurse was there, otherwise Yami might have jumped out the window[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tea: *eye twitches* Oh...realy *smacks Yami upside the head who is still defending his fish*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *huge bump apears on forehead* Owwww.....Tea...what was that for?[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tea: I felt like it[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *grins evily* Well then, try this *pours some egg salad down her back*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tea: That''s it Fluffy. Your going down *throws pudding at Yami*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *ducks* Nya ha, ya missed[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Pudding: *hits Marik in the face* FOOD FIGHT!!![/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Everyone: *starts throwing random food at eachother*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *transforms fully in to a little black kitty* HOLLY shoot!!!!, NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!![/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Everyone: *stops what their doing and stares at Yami*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tea: AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!![/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Marik: *picks Yami up by the tail and lifts him so that they are face to face* Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! look at the [i]fearsome[/i] pharaoh now[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *tries to scratch Marik but can''t because his paws are too short now*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tea: *snatches him from Marik* Don''t hold him like that you''ll hurt him *scratches behind Yami''s ears*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: That was the point, you stupid mortal girl[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: *hisses at Bakura*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: Defending your [i]girlfriend[/i], your furryness?[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: That''s one more than you''ll ever have[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Everyone but Bakura: *laughs their asses off*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: *to Tea* I''ll kill you, my pretty and your little cat too *laughs insanely*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yami: That''s it....*leeps from Tea''s arms to Bakura''s face and starts clawing it*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET HIM OFF, GET HIM OFF[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Ryou: *prys Yami''s claws from Bakura''s face with a crowbar*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Yugi: *is now holding Yami tightly*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Joey: What could possibly go wrong now?[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]*lighting crashes from outside and lights go out*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Tea: *screems*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]*lights go back on*[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Ryou: *gasps* Oh no, Tea''s gone[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3]Bakura: Finaly, no more friendship rants[/color]

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To be continued.....[/color]

[color=#666699" size="3](A/N: sorry this chapter wasn''t as funny as i first thaught it woud but i''m going to make the next chapter even better... hopefully)[/color]

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