Chapter 1 - skool annoyances

yell random things.yell OMG jack spicer died?????tell people that the whiskers shall return.yell HI to anyone you see in the hall.try to guess the weight and age
of ranom people in the hall.kick someone and say that the voices made you do it.tell your teacher that your bishie ate your homework.recite phrases from your favorite show or movie in class.draw doodle draw pics of your imaginary friend bob and worship them.hug random pepol.yell "have any milk?"to a random person.pretend that you are the teachers mom.scream "yo momma so (fat,ugly,stupid etc.)that(insert corny insult here)!in class.answer "CORN"or "chickhen salad sandwich"etc.to anwser yes/no kwestions.make a sign that says "yipe"and hold it up when the teacher isnt looking.ask to go to the bathroom then scream at the teacher about your no.1/no.2.grin dumbly then say "i forgot my meds today!"in a skweeky voice.babble on about FAC and how great laurelrokz is *joking!*read a book.really loud.chew gum.pop and crack it.when teacher says your name with a tone yell"where am i? who are you people????"when people talk on the intercom say "the people in the white coats!there coming!"on the 1st day say"ive had the problem 4 years now.."gossip about your bishies as if they were real people.run down the hall yelling (insert bishies name here)is coming!!!!!!!!!(BISHIE) IS COMING!!!!yell about how you and jack spicer are ganna RULE THE WORLD!(and get all the shen gon wu.

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