Chapter 3 - how to annoy people in public or at home
Submitted September 17, 2006 Updated November 25, 2007 Status Complete | errrrrrrrrrrr peple luv to be annoyed!!!!!!
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Chapter 3 - how to annoy people in public or at home
Chapter 3 - how to annoy people in public or at home
PUBLIC:
1.Lick someone
2.find a hobo.Insist that he is your twin.
3.repeat, only with a dog.
4.hold a baby doll.Take it in the bathroom with you, and "change" it.
5.go on a subway.insist that they give you a sandwich.
6.burp the alphabet
7.use 1337 sp33k
8.repeat
9.hit on the elderly
10. But alot of Ice Cream, then drop it all on some rich-looking guy.
HOME:
1.if people are coming over, buy an alarm clock, and set it to go off every two minutes.
2.Buy a lot of Lizards.set them loose in your house.
3. Name the cockroaches
4. mess with telemarketers.
5.wear a scarf.every day.
1.Lick someone
2.find a hobo.Insist that he is your twin.
3.repeat, only with a dog.
4.hold a baby doll.Take it in the bathroom with you, and "change" it.
5.go on a subway.insist that they give you a sandwich.
6.burp the alphabet
7.use 1337 sp33k
8.repeat
9.hit on the elderly
10. But alot of Ice Cream, then drop it all on some rich-looking guy.
HOME:
1.if people are coming over, buy an alarm clock, and set it to go off every two minutes.
2.Buy a lot of Lizards.set them loose in your house.
3. Name the cockroaches
4. mess with telemarketers.
5.wear a scarf.every day.
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