Chapter 1 - Cheesetastic love....

Alex and the Cheese
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Okay, This is a love story.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ooooooooooooooooo
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Between Alex...
Hot Scati Rice says:
And CHEESE.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ya
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yay
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Let's see...
Hot Scati Rice says:
Nolan-TODAY, On "Cooking with Nolan", We're going to check Everything thing that you can make with Cheese!!!
Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex-EEEEEEEE.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ooooooooooooooooooo
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Christian-Nooooolllllaaaaaannnn......Can I have some Juuuiccce?
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Nolan- How about I whip you up a Cheese smoothie.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Christian-But I want juice...
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
much better
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Nolan-I'm gonna go ahead and make you a Cheese smoothie.
Hot Scati Rice says:
Christian- F*** you, ya freeloadin' cheese snortin' B!+(# !
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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lol
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Nolan-Huh?
Hot Scati Rice says:
Christian-I said Saurkraut!!
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Nolan-Ok.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
oookkkaaayyy
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Nolan-ANYWAY...
Hot Scati Rice says:
Here's that Cheese smoothie.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
îeeeewwww
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Christian-Winces
Hot Scati Rice says:
Christian-[slowly moves glass towards mouth]
Hot Scati Rice says:
[Alex spots christian with the cheese whip]
Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex: NOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
lol
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
*sLOW MOTION*
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[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex-THIS CHEESE DESERVES A PROPER BURIAL!!!!
Hot Scati Rice says:
[Alex Cries]
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ahahahahahahaha (bursting at the seams) ahahahahahahahahahaha
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
I know you didn't know him....uhh....Melvin...But It mean alot that you came.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
teehee
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Nolan: It's not Melvin.
Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex: Marvin, Sorry.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ahahahaha
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
[Nolan sighs]
Hot Scati Rice says:
*LATER*
Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex: I think I'm in love.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ok
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Jeremie: Huh.
Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex: He's from the dairy farm, I'm from here, I know, I'm a Lactose queen.
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
oookkkaaayyy
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Jeremie-That was a very Gay moment.
Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex-Huh?
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ya id syaz
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say
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
(Authornote icon...to get a feel for the story)
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
oookkkaaayyy
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Alex: I'm totally serious here!
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Jeremie: You're talking about Cheese, aren't you???
Hot Scati Rice says:
That's all you ever think about!! Ever!
Hot Scati Rice says:
Don't even once think of me as anything other that Non-Palatable Cheese?
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Alex-Trust me, you VERY palatable...
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Jeremie-What have you been doing to me in my sleep?
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Alex: Ehh...
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Jeremie:................Wel that explains where all the mouthwash went....
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
thats.......................different
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
*Wedding*
Hot Scati Rice says:
Dadadada,Dadadada....
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
hurry up and finish the story i gtg
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Father Osperklunki: Do you, Alexandre, take this morcel of Cheese, to be your partner for life?
Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex:I do
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
lol
[/i][/b]GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
hurry up
[/i][/b]GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
ooo i no email me the rest
[/i][/b]GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
bye
[/i][/b]Hot Scati Rice says:
Osperklunki:And Cheese, Do you take Alex to be your husband?
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Cheese: ........silence......
GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
well bye.......
[/i][/b]GO ARROGANT BEANS ROCK OUT LOUD says:
email me the rest of the story

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Hot Scati Rice says:
Osperklunki-If anyone thinks these two can't be together, speak now or forever hold you peace.

(Note: Written on wordpad from here on in....)
Hot Scati Rice says:
Jeremie- I DO!

Hot Scati Rice says:
Crowd-[Gasps]

Hot Scati Rice says:
Jeremie: I cant believe it, But I'm Jealous of a lump of Cheese!!!
Alex:Huh?

Hot Scati Rice says:
Jeremie-I love you Alex! DO YOU REALLY WANT TO SPEND YOUR LIFE WITH A SWISS?

Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex-...

Hot Scati Rice says:
THAT ISNT FROM SWITZERLAND???

Hot Scati Rice says:
Alex:No, I want....The kind of cheese that is....You.

Hot Scati Rice says:
Jeremie-Whoo!!!

Hot Scati Rice says:
Cheese- So what, you're just gonna dump me??? Like that???? I mean, I did EVERYTHING! Do you know how HARD it was? I mean, I even needed to hire a Lawyer!!!!

Hot Scati Rice says:
Christian-[throws Tim Hortons cup at Cheese] Shut up, Waxy substance of evil that isn't a damned white crayon!!!!
Ranee- Good job Jer, We never really liked the cheese, now be a good boy and Make Out with Alex!!!!!

Hot Scati Rice says:
Jer+Alex-[KISS]

Hot Scati Rice says:
Crowd: Awwwww, How bizzare!!!

~THE END~

Jeremie- Is that really the end?
Alex- Well not really....
Jeremie- Hm?
Alex-There was another seen, but we decided not to put in in.
Jeremie-We never even shot it, did we?
Alex- no.
Ranee- Hey guys, wacha doin'?
Alex-Watching the movie.
Jeremie-Alex....wanna shoot the scene?
Alex-Right Here? Right now?
Jeremie- Well, not, RIGHT HERE, in front of Ranee....
Christian-What scene?
Ranee-[shrugs] Wanna watch the movie?
Christian-Sure.
[Pleasent Moans in the background]
Christian- What the hell?
Ranee-: You don't wanna know...
Christian-I don't?
Ranee-Trust me.

~THE REAL END~

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