Chapter 3 - Day 3: Kanna

I noticed that most of my thoughts on this are kinda insulting my work. lol. Guess that’s cause I made this a year ago, so it doesn’t sound as good. Also, I’m re-reading it, so that’s why I am like criticizing it in a way.

Day 3

Sesshe: *huff, huff* You’ll... *huff* Never get me!

Director: *huff, huff* I’m getting too old for this... (so he’s done this before?) Now give me your arm! *huff* We need to make this real!

Kagome: *wakes up and walks out of the house* You guys are already here! *smiles* Good morning! *back cracks* Arghh! That bed I sleep on isn’t that comfortable. But it looks so comfortable!

Director: Seshoumaru! I’m gonna... Bed? O_o I don’t have a bed in there yet... I haven’t done the house yet!

Kagome: Silly! You already have a bed! Well It’s better than my bed! The straw always pokes me!

Director: So the crew is working to get it done, all my inspiration talks are working! And so are the steroids... (EVIL!) Kagome, lemme see your bed. Is it the one I bought?

Kagome: yeah! It must have been REALLY expensive. It is actually REALLY comfy...

Director: *walks in* *sees a piece of cardboard and a pile of books on a block of wood*

Kagome: Well besides the splinters and paper cuts and non insolation blanket.

Director: Kagome, that is a block of wood and other stuff... What are you doing sleeping on it!?!

Kagome: Since when can a girl be not allowed to get a good sleep!? *rage fills her*

Director: Since that is out supplies! *snaps fingers* *some crew people come* (creepy..)

Random Person: Yes sir?

Director: Here is the materials we needed to make that IMPORTANT TREE WE STAB YASHA IN!

Yasha: *at door* *heard it* Say WHAT!?

Director: Nothing! Anyways, wood and cardboard for the trunk and for the priceless book’s paper, use it to make leaves. Jeez! Aren’t you stupid! *slaps Kagome* (*gasp*!)
Kagome: *cries* Wahh!

Sesshe: This is my chance! *runs away*

Yasha: That was cold man...

Sango: Yeah D, Kagome may be a stupid, ignorant little brat, but she’s still my friend.

Yasha: Maybe your friend, but not mine. *holds hair and pets it*

Sango: O_o; Any-ways... You should back off! Right Miroku!?

Miroku: *standing outside on grass poking a dead bird with his staff* *smlies* This is so much fun! *very happy* *poke, poke* *poke, poke*

Sango: MIROKU! *runs to him* *takes staff* Bad boy! That bird could have rabies and you could have gotten hurt! *smashed him in the head with the staff using the side he poked the bird with* Now what do you say!

Miroku: *beep* you!

Sango: *slaps* You need a time out! *pulls on ears and drags* I’m gonna give you the worse torture ever!

Miroku: Oh no!

Sango: Oh yes...

Miroku: No! No! NO! *gets dragged into a room* My idiot senses are tingling... NOOOOO!!!!

Kagome: HII!

Sango: MWAHAHA!

~*After Miroku nearly died from hearing Kagome talk for... *looks at watch* 2 minutes.*~

Kagome: So then she said OMG and then I was all like TOTALLY then she said SO LIKE --

Miroku: I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! GAH! *twitch twitch* *goes crazy and runs away*

Sango: Thanks Kagome.

Kagome: HOW WAS YOUR DATE YESTERDAY!?

Sango: Wha? *blushing* please don’t find out

Kagome: and I was like SHUT UP! And she was like –

Sango: *freaked out and runs away*

Kagome: WHY? (If you haven’t noticed, it was Kagome still talking about her and her friend)

~*Many useless hearing Kagome talk hours later*

Kagome: Dang, I’m thirstly... *walks around to look for a cup of water*

???: *opens a packet and powder falls out and colors a glass of water*

Kagome: YAY! *runs to it and drinks*

???: Why did you do that?

Kagome; Cause I was thirsty adorably but freaky little girl! holy! What’s she smokin’!

???: *talking slowly and quietly* I don’t like it WHEN PEOPLE DRINK MY SEA MONKEY’S! *glows red*

Kagome: Uh... uh... *looks for a way out* *looks at hair* OMG! Are those flowers!

???: Yeah. Aren’t they nice? I picked them outta Mr. McGregger’s garden!

~*~*~

Mr. McG: Darn kids and dere picking on my shidewalk! (I’m not spelling it wrong by accident, I am because he is supposed to sound like he has like... dentures or something... O_o)

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???: Hi, my name’s Kanna. What about you? (Kanna’s awesome!)

Kagome: KA-GO-ME! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?

Kanna: *freaked out and against a wall* I’m not deaf dangit!

Kagome: Whoops! I was thinking about when I was talking TO MY FRIEND! *gets louder again*

Kanna: I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND! *yelling just as loud so she can hear it*

Kagome: *sniffle* no? WAHH! *cries*

Kanna: No I didn’t mean it that way! I meant...

Kagome: WAHH!*keeps crying and everyone is staring*

Kanna: uh...uh Think... think! I’m your best friend! (Uh oh)

Kagome: Really?

Kanna: Sure... oh crap

Kagome: YAY! *grabs arm and runs through flowers*

Kanna: STOP! *stop in mid-air* O_o Um... we aren’t even outside... This is another set...

Kagome: Oh... *falls* Oww... good thing I landed on something that broke my fall! *landed on Kanna* (ouch..)

Kanna: X_@ Get... away... from... me... uhnn... X_X (ah...)

Kagome: Aww... *walks away*

Miroku: *smoking*

Sango: MIROKU! WHERE ARE YOU!

Miroku: Oh shoot! *runs to a random set* *sees a pretty girl in a patch of flowers sleeping* My oh my... (ahh! Kanna’s younger then him though!) *grabs and starts walking* You remind me of Kag... Kag... Kagra? Kuga? Konga? *keeps thinking*

Sango: MIR! *smlies* (Sango LIKES Miroku?!) *runs and jumps on back* I’ve missed you so... who’s that?

Miroku: Uh... no one?

Sango: No really. Who?

Miroku: I’m boned... *drops and runs* (poor Kanna...)

Sango: Eiee! *falls* Ow! *sees girl*

Kanna: Uhnn... my brain... X_@

Sango: Uh... I didn’t do it! *runs away*

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