Chapter 4 - Day 4: Overview Day

Everything in ~*_____*~ means the narrator. So... please enjoy... please?

Day 4

Director: Good morning fans of me! (He has any?)

Gang: Meh...

Kagome: *walks in from other direction*

Director: Kagome! You didn’t sleep in the house! Well good for you. Today is gonna be a good day for a brand new start!

Kagome: Yeah. I slept somewhere else! And it is even better!

Director: I knew you’d like your own comfy bed at your house with your family.

Kagome: What are you talking about? I went to sleep on the tree you made for Yasha. It’s perfect! Yasha, it’s a great place to be stabbed! *smiles wide* (stabbed?)

Yasha: *gulp*

Sango: So what’s the big hype about?

Director: Yes, today is “Over view day�

Naraku: What’s that?

Director: Well... *breaks into song* Duh duh dun dunnn... O is for... um... something and V is for very and E is for everyone and R is for who run from me in terror! V is for... very again and E is for... (wtf?)

Kagome: Don’t you spell view V-I-E-W? (Holy crap! She knows?)

Director; If Kagome says it then it’s wrong, *sings again* And E *Emphasizes on E* is for eggs and W is for well done! D is for Dawg! (...)

Shippou: We get it!

Director: And A is for ate and Y is for Yo-YO!!!!!! *thrashes on invisible guitar* (wth...)

Sango: That doesn’t make any sense! What is it really about?

Kagura: It’s when we ask people what we like about the other person. Pretty much a review on them through the days we’ve been together. (Sounds fun.)

Kagome: Hey has anyone seen Sesshe lately?

Sesshe: *runs to Kagome* I am here and... uh oh... *sees Director* Eep!

Director: *takes knife out* Hehe... I mean, Just sit down! I’ll take each person one by one. (As in...)

Kagura: That’ will take too long, we’ll just go by circle.

Director: You’re the smart one! First question, what do you all think about Kagome.

Yasha: I have nightmares. I haven’t slept the last 3 days... (LOL)

Shippou: You get her near me and I swear I will kill you. Or her... (evilstry...)

Kagome: She’s the best! *smiles so hard* (ouch, my face hurts thinking about it)

Sesshe: Beautiful. (Wasn’t he with Kikyo?)

Naraku: I don’t wanna know her... (damn right you don’t)

Kagura: By the sounds of everyone’s theories, I do not appreciate her hand of friendship. (Why don’t you just say you don’t want to be her friend...)

Kanna: *still unconscious*

Sango: She’s ok, when you aside your anger and hate.

Miroku: I love her... Wait who are we talking about?

Shippou: Kagome...

Miroku: *flashback* THE HORROR! *runs to another corner* *sits* *rocks back and forth sucking thumb singing la, la, la, la, laaaa* (haha)

Director: O-k...

???: *Spanish accent* May I ask who we are talking about?

Director: Everyone, this is Kouga. (With a Spanish accent? What was I thinking!?)

Kouga: A please to meet all of you.

Everyone: *glances* Hey.

Director: Ok, now how about.. Yasha.

Yasha: *pretending to sound like a random person* He is the greatest! Everyone loves him! (Haha, you wish man)

Shippou: *glares* I dunno, anyone who counts their hair sounds like a complete idiot.

Everyone: O_o

Yasha: *pretending not to know anything* Heh heh... What?

Kagome: Yummy hair... He’s great to eat! (that sounds creepy)

Sesshe: I’m scared...

Naraku: I dunno, so I’m like WOAH though. Totally far out dude when I saw him with the Sesh guy. (Hippy much?)

Kagura: *looks at him* *No comment*

Kanna: Uhnn... *starting to regain conscience* (how long has she been like this?)

Sango: He’s a really great person.

Miroku: He’s a guy right? Then don’t know, don’t care.

Kouga: His hair intrigues me... why is it cut like that? But, I do not know what to say.

Director: Shippou? (As in “what about him?�)

Shippou: Yes?

Director: No, yes doesn’t make any sense in my question.

Shippou: But you just called me?

Director: Called who?

Shippou: Me.

Director: Me?

Shippou: No! Me but. Arghh! *pissed off* I’m outta here! *hops away*

Yasha: Little brat. I’m glad I’m gonna treat you like dirt in the series.

Shippou: *sticks out tongue*

Kagome: I love that little fluff ball! (As in Shippou)

Sesshe: Umm... uh...

Naraku: Like totally weirded out...

Kagura: A child should not be judged. That might ruin his up bringing.

Kanna: I see a light... *stares directly at florescent lights* (good job...)

Sango: I don’t talk to him much.

Miroku: Boy... meh.

Kouga: I’m leaving, I don’t even know half these people. I bid you, adeiu.

Naraku: I’m with K.

Kagome: As in me? OH! Someone agrees with me! This is the happiest day of my life! *Oscar background* I’d just like to thank all the little people that made this all happen! I love you all! *blows kisses* (the hell...?)

*no one is paying attention to her*

Director: Sango

Yasha: Meh. Not bad. I think she keeps us from killing Kagome though...

Miroku: Not true... *still in corner rocking*

Kagome: She’s my best friend!

Sango: *cough* You wish...

Kagome: Pardon me?

Sango: Nothing! *sweat drop*

Kagura: ...

Miroku: I wouldn’t like to know her better...

Sango: Well too bad! In the series you gotta love me!

Miroku: I’ll act it, but I won’t mean it! (Bwaha)

Sango: O_O I hate you!

Kagura: Hate is a strong word...

Director: That’s it! This is taking too long. We’ll go through this in a few minutes. COFFEE BREAK!

Miroku: But! My turn! I wanna see what Kagura thinks about me? *winks* (ok you can stop winking now)

Kagura: *groans*

~*around the donut and coffee table*~

Miroku: *slides beside Kagura* So, how do you like your coffee? I like mine with loads of sugar cause I try to make it as sweet as you. (Wtf...)

Kagura: Give it up. I'm already married remember.

Miroku: You can split with that nobody. If you got me, you don't need no one else! *drinks sweet coffee* *spits out cause it is practically just a cup of sugar* *sprays it on Kagura* (lol. Loser)

Kagura: Arghh! That’s it! *storms off*

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Shippou: You call this coffee! I call this crap! Go back and make me some orange juice! *throws it at caterer* *he runs off and tries to get a different drink* I'm surrounded by bakas....

Yasha: Hey there Ship. Umm... I'd just like to say I was wrong and I'm sorry about today and yesterday, so I made you a cup of hot chocolate. So, no hard feelings? *hands cup* *smiles sincerely* (not good...)

Shippou: *looks at it* *snatches* Hey! This kinda tastes funny for hot chocolate... *tummy grumbles* Uh oh... *runs to washroom* YASH-A! (Eww...)

Yasha: XD That was hilarious! Filling that coffee up with cream was great! Looked just like Hot choc! (So...)

Sango: What would be so wrong about him drinking cream?

Yasha: Shippou told me when I first came that he was lactose intolerant. XD *extremly happy and laughing so hard* (ouch)

Sango: You're soo mean you know that?

Yasha: What's it to you!

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Kagome: Thanks for havin cof and D's with me.

Sesshe: Likewise... *drinking the same coffee cause they "coincidently" like the same kind of way*

Kagome: I love this coffeee. *smiles* (she does that a lot)

Sesshe: Uh... yeah. *turns around and pretends to cough but is really gagging at it* *eats a donut and so is Kagome* *both staring at Yasha and Sango yelling* *moves together like LADY AND THE TRAMP* *kisses* *blushes* Uh... sorry... *looks up* uh... Kag, there's a little glaze on your mouth there

Kagome: Where? Here? *points*

Sesshe: I said mouth, not your nose. Well a little more to the cheek.

Kagome: Here? *points near ear*

Sesshe: No... Like more to the right*

Kagome: Here?

Sesshe: Now more to the left.

Kagome: Here?

Sesshe: O_o That's your foot...

Kagome: Oh sorry, Here?

Sesshe: I said near your mouth, NOT YOUR ELBOW! (lol, wtf)

???: *a young lady with the latest fashions on her walks in towards them* Hello there. Umm... may I ask where my daddy is?

Sesshe: *dreamworld* Who's your daddy? (no puns intended... seriously)

???: Well, he works here. He's the director actually (what are the odds)

Sesshe: Really? Well then, I'll help you look for him. I'll give you a small tour while we're at it. *grins* (*gasp* cheating on Kagome)

???: Well thank you kind knight. I'm Kikyo by the way.

Sesshe: I'm Sesshoumaru. *handsome smile* But you can call my Sesshe. (No... more... SMILING!)

Kikyo: Alright, Sesshe. *walking arms locked*

Kagome: *shocked* *jaw drops* I'm not even allowed to call him Sesshe! WAH! *cries* *runs to washroom* (to get a tissue)

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Yasha: You dipshoot! So what is the fracking problem that he got sick cause of me. I don't give a damn so back off! (Enough swears?)

Sango: Well you're the bastard who was a jerk enough to talk smack about everyone, so you shouldn't talk! And you are even stupid enough to pick on a fracking kid you bastard! (Ok that is pretty bad...)

Yasha: Well! *sees Kikyo* Woah... (short attention span once more)

Kikyo: *walking by* Sesshe, I don't like swears and meaness, please never be like that. For me? *gives puppy eyes* (weirded out)

Sesshe: Sure... anything... *shift eyes* (my hero...)

Yasha: I mean, Sango, let's not fight. I'm very sorry. Here, have this cup of coffee I made. *smiles* (is she lactose intolerant?)

Sango: T_T Yeah, right.

Director: OK! COFFEE BREAK OVER! BACK TO OVERVIEW DAY!

~*Everyone is at the round table*~

Director: Has anyone seen Naraku or Kouga?

Sango: I think they left. (Uh... it’s not like they said they were leaving or anything *rolls eyes*)

Director: I knew I should have used the tranquilizer gun on them before they left... (umm) and how about Shippou?

Sango: He got a little sick because of SOMEONE! *glares*

Kagura: I swear I didn't drug anyone this time! I mean I've never! Right Kanna?! (confessed fast enough?)

Kanna: *drowsy* I was awake when missy here, *about to fall off chair* gave me something to drink and then I am feelin all funky-fied... It was... *about to point at Kagura*

Kagura: Night night sweetie *sweat drop*

Kanna: Uhnn... *conks out sleeping* (nice timing)

Kagura: Hehe... sweat Ain't she sweet? *pats her back* (Kanna probably fell off the chair)

Everyone: O_o;;;

Director: Umm O-k... we now talk about... uh... *looks around*

Miroku: *jumping up and down* *gives a look at Kagura*

Kagura: *groans and hit head on table*

Director: Seshourmaru! Who's... with my DAUGHTER!

Kikyo: Hi daddy! *smile* I met this nice man, and he said he's the lead star plus, the best actor and your fav person! (Insert emoticon smiley here. lol)

Sesshe: *sweating* *cough* Just say yes!

Director: Sesshoumaru as in Kagome's boyfriend? (Cat’s outta the bag. The beans are spilled. w/e you wanna call it.)

Kikyo: You already have a GF? Oh, I'm sorry for putting my-self upon you. *un hooks arm* (wah wah wahhhh)

Sesshe: Wait! I wasn't dating her, she was just a friend... that's a girl! *sweat drop* I really love you Kikyo!

Kikyo: Re-really? (Lovey dovey moment...)

Sesshe: Yeah.... *bubbly background* I'll never leave your sight *shining eyes*

Kikyo: Ohh... *dances with him* (with no music)

Sango: Isn't that the same move you used on Kag *Miroku covers her mouth*

Miroku: *whispering* He truly loves her, so you musn't interfere!

Sango: *hissing back* Are you stopping me becasue you want him to marry Kikyo so if you kill Kagome, he won't avenge her!? (smart plan...)

Miroku: Uh... *sweat drop*

Kagome: *walks in* Ok Ses, I'm gonna give you another chance and- *sees them dancing* *jaw drops* Why!?! *cries* (ouch...)

Director: Touch my daughter and I'LL BLAST YOUR frackING HEAD OFF HEAD OFF! (*gasp*)

Kikyo: DADDY! You swore! *turns into the Incredible Hulk) You were never like this when I was with Kouga! (Hulk smash!)

Sesshe and Yasha: Kou-ga! *shocked* Nooo!

Kikyo: Huh? What's wrong?*turns back to normal*

Seshe: You had a former BF!? (oh snap... scratch that, I hate that saying, no offense)

Kikyo: Yes. But I totally dumped him.

Yasha: But your dad hired him for the show...

Kikyo: FATHER! *turns into the Incredible Kikyo with red eyes and flames*

Director: Hehe...

Kikyo: ARGHH! *in mind* *inside thought* DIE FATHER! *smashing him to tiny pieces** (ahh)

Director: uh... now let's talk about Miroku *sweat drop* (side stepping...)

Sesshe: Wait, you can't go scot free from making poor Kikyo sad! You gotta apologize and make Kouga leave! (Aww!)

Kikyo: Sesshe, You're so caring. *eyes shine*

Sango: Ok that's it! I've had enough! Everyone has a loved one except me! *walks out*

Director: I guess Overview Day is over? HAHA! That was a good one, better write that down so when I fire these dusch bags. I'll be able to have great material... (wtf. That was stupid)

Miroku: I guess only Me, kikyo and Ses, is here... *looks towards sneaking out Kagura* No you don't! *runs after and huggles*

Kagura: No matter How hard I try... I'm Spider-man... no more... (sounds totally weird)

Miroku: WOAH WOAH WOAH! MAN!?!

Kagura: Just a quote from Spiderman the movie! I mean... YES! I'm a man... Oh dangit, I am gonna make my life expectancy a LOT shorter...

Miroku: *hair splits* EiEE! *runs around screaming: KAGURA IS A MAN! KAGURA IS A MAN!*

Everyone: WHAT! *brings pitchforks and torches* You liar!

Kagura: No! I only said it because I hate him! What I mean is that... well... I... I DON'T WANNA DIE NOW! *covers face*

~*So the entire night, they attacked the gender mixed Kagura while behind the 2 new couple of Kikyo and Sesshe*~

~*What ever happened to Shippou?*~

Shippou: *in washroom* Stupid Yasha! I'll get you back!


~*In da middle of da night*~

Shippou: I think I'm better... *runs into Yasha's house* Hehe...


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Ok so in the other place I had this, they thought this was the funniest chapter. (Cause of the Shippou thing) So what do you guys think? Sesshe is what I call and spell it if you haven’t noticed.

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