Chapter 2 - NO! HE CAN'T BE!
Submitted March 29, 2004 Updated March 29, 2004 Status Incomplete | This is my story about who really is Kagome's dad. It is really silly, so no flames!
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Chapter 2 - NO! HE CAN'T BE!
Chapter 2 - NO! HE CAN'T BE!
I don't wanna keep writing Mrs.Higurashi, so I'm just gonna put her as "mom"
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"Kagome... your Grandpa and I have decided to tell you who your dad is... was..." mom said.
"Really? Who is it?" Kagome said curiously.
"Kagome... your dad is... your dad is..." Grandpa said.
"We've been putting this off for 7 years, Kagome and we decided to tell you now." mom said.
"WHO IS IT!? Hurry up! I got homework!" Kagome yelled.
"Patience, Kagome!" mom said. "but you'll never believe it so maybe we shouldn't tell you..."
"Oh God.. is it Inu Yasha!?" Kagome said, paralyzed.
"Uh... no. He is only A COUPLE YEARS BEHIND OUT TIME DAMMIT!" mom said.
"Oh! Oh! I know! Hojo?!" Kagome said proudly.
"Kagome. Your a very smart girl. SO USE YOUR BRAIN! HOJO IS YOUR FRIKIN AGE!" mom yelled.
"I think I now know..." Kagome said sadly.
"Kagome, I'm sorry I never told you..." Grandpa said.
"It's Sota!" Kagome said as though it sounded right.
"NO DAMMIT!" mom said losing her temper again.
"Kagome *koo cush* I am your father!" Grandpa said as though he was Darth Vader.(from Stars Wars cause I think I spelled it wrong! XD)
"NOO!!! ... ok!" Kagome said happily.
"You're not... mad?" mom said.
"*giggle* 'Course not! I love Grampy... i mean Dad!" Kagome said in a laugh. (O.o Is what mom and Grandpa looked like)"But one thing, if grandpa is 80 now, and your 40 and you had me when you were 20, does that mean you married a 60 year old geezer?"
"Hehe, yeah... about that..." mom said with a sweat drop.
"Then that means with the square root of 40 equels 2 and then times negative 50 with positive 40 and add 300 minues 1030..." Kagome kept going on and on and on...
"Honey, I MARRIED A MAN 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME! SO WHAT!" mom spazzed
O.o was Kagome's and 'dad's' expression.
"Wow I'm gonna tell all my friends that my dad is older than me by 63 years!" squeled Kagome.
Mom then whispered to Grandpa,"We should have waited 'till she was 20... or 50..."
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"Kagome... your Grandpa and I have decided to tell you who your dad is... was..." mom said.
"Really? Who is it?" Kagome said curiously.
"Kagome... your dad is... your dad is..." Grandpa said.
"We've been putting this off for 7 years, Kagome and we decided to tell you now." mom said.
"WHO IS IT!? Hurry up! I got homework!" Kagome yelled.
"Patience, Kagome!" mom said. "but you'll never believe it so maybe we shouldn't tell you..."
"Oh God.. is it Inu Yasha!?" Kagome said, paralyzed.
"Uh... no. He is only A COUPLE YEARS BEHIND OUT TIME DAMMIT!" mom said.
"Oh! Oh! I know! Hojo?!" Kagome said proudly.
"Kagome. Your a very smart girl. SO USE YOUR BRAIN! HOJO IS YOUR FRIKIN AGE!" mom yelled.
"I think I now know..." Kagome said sadly.
"Kagome, I'm sorry I never told you..." Grandpa said.
"It's Sota!" Kagome said as though it sounded right.
"NO DAMMIT!" mom said losing her temper again.
"Kagome *koo cush* I am your father!" Grandpa said as though he was Darth Vader.(from Stars Wars cause I think I spelled it wrong! XD)
"NOO!!! ... ok!" Kagome said happily.
"You're not... mad?" mom said.
"*giggle* 'Course not! I love Grampy... i mean Dad!" Kagome said in a laugh. (O.o Is what mom and Grandpa looked like)"But one thing, if grandpa is 80 now, and your 40 and you had me when you were 20, does that mean you married a 60 year old geezer?"
"Hehe, yeah... about that..." mom said with a sweat drop.
"Then that means with the square root of 40 equels 2 and then times negative 50 with positive 40 and add 300 minues 1030..." Kagome kept going on and on and on...
"Honey, I MARRIED A MAN 40 YEARS OLDER THAN ME! SO WHAT!" mom spazzed
O.o was Kagome's and 'dad's' expression.
"Wow I'm gonna tell all my friends that my dad is older than me by 63 years!" squeled Kagome.
Mom then whispered to Grandpa,"We should have waited 'till she was 20... or 50..."
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rainbowfox16 on August 29, 2007, 6:58:37 PM
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jeezy creezy...that's crazyyexix01 on May 14, 2006, 6:54:36 AM
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I knew It xDDDD
That´s the best explanation of why grandpa is always there :P
Chibi-chan on April 1, 2006, 12:04:15 AM
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I agree with the two comments before me, that was really funnydark_inu_lover on March 17, 2006, 12:49:21 AM
O.o;;.....OMG I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT! kagome can be a little dumb sometimes ne? xD lolSS5DIABLO on April 1, 2004, 2:19:20 PM
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omg now that something where did you fing this out or did you make it up eather way it funny as hell