Chapter 1 - when taco delivery guys take over!

*sorry if the story ur about ta read is not funneh for u*


tacoooos!!
disclaimer:all iz characters belong to jhonen vasquez(C)



now we begin...





gir was sitting on the couch slurping on choclate bubblegum when a knock came on the door.


"gir!, get the door!" yelled zim


"yes my lord!" replied gir as he turned red,then turned back to light blue again as he went to go answer the door


"ive got 23 taco grandes for a mr. gir" said the taco delivery man

gir took the tacos and closed the door

"you forgot to pay mr.!" said the taco delivery man....(urgh u know what? im not gonna call him that anymore..imma call him..steve!)

zim heard every thing."pay on this you filthy human!" shouted zim as he threw minimoose at him through an open window.

"squeek!"went minimoose as it bounced off steves head.

"you forgot ur change!" said steve.

meanwhile in the house......

gir was chowing down on all the tacos,he burped and then continued eating

"eugh" went zim"i dont know how you can eat that..that...FILTHY HUMAN GARBAGE!"

"it goooooooood!" said gir as he burped again.

"wait" began zim"that taco person looked awfully suspicious......"

gir looked at him "i saw he had one of those clicky flashy..picture thingies!" he said

"and his voice sounded formilliar" said zim.

"could it be..." said gir.

"IT WAS DIB!!!" shouted zim

"really?, cause i was gonna say george bush!" said gir.

"gir!, tell me what you saw just before you closed the door!"

"i saw a flash of light then when i tuuuurned around.."

"yess?" said zim

"i saw..."

"yeeeeesss?" said zim, now getting anxious.

"A TACO!!!!"

zim mentally slapped his forhead,"GIR!!!!!"

"otay!,i saw a picture thingie being pointed at uuuuuuu!"

"oh no!" cried zim "now he has proof!!!!"

"we go back to irk now?" asked gir.

"im afraid so" sighed zim as they went to zims ship and flew back to irk.

"oh and gir?" said zim"no more ordering tacos"

teh end!

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