Chapter 1 - DADADADUUM!

dadadaduuuum!!!!




(sora making sound affects)

sora: dodeedoodeedoodeedoodeedoodeedooooo!

riku:okay sora shaddup!! do you always have to make little sound effects at the begining of each ep?

sora:yeah,yeah i do...

kairi:dadadaduuum!!!(riku screams and faints)

sora: kairi!

kairi(laughs) it happend again didnt it?

sora:yup

sora:when do u think hes gonna wake up?

kairi:i dunno but should we poke him with a stick to find out?

sora:yeah,im gonna go find one,see ya

kairi:ill just poke him with some random object,how about this lamp?(holds up a random lamp)

(kairi pokes riku with the lamp)

kairi:helloooooo? anybody in there?(still, riku does not budge) I SAID WAKE UP YA TOSSER!!!

riku:AAAAHHH!!(looks and sees kairi) god dangit kairi!! wheres sora?

kairi:oh,he went to go find a stick to poke u with

riku: what?

kairi:he went to go get a stick so he could poke you on the head!but now ur awake so thats almost impossible to do..no wait! ii can still do it!(pokes riku with the lamp)

riku: stop hitting me with that lamp! where did u get that lamp anyways?

kairi:uuuuuummmmmmmmm.......internet?

riku:riiight..ummm...yeah

sora:im back! and i got a-um,oh kay..hes already awake....i guess ill just poke this crab here(starts poking crab)hehe..watta kyoot little crab!(crab jumps up and pinches soras nose)AAAAAAAAHHHH!(starts running around)KILLER CRAABB!!!!

kairi:riiiiight...

(roxas comes running up to the three)

roxas:*pant* *pant* guys! ive got bad news!

riku:you always got bad news!*snikers* arent u gonna do ur little "roxanater" intro?

roxas:no! this is serious!

sora:how serious?

roxas:well...uumm..

riku:i think i get it!! i think i get wats going on!*snikers* u and namine did the nasty didnt ya?

roxas:uumm....wait! how the heck did u know!!??

riku:errmm....a little birdy told meh...a little birdy by the name of A-X-E-

roxas:im gonna kill that idiot!!!

sora:umm..yeah..u mind telling us what happend first?

roxas:alright, we were having dinner..and then....yeah..and then...the nasty happend and then...ALRIGHT!! NAMINE'S PREGNANT!!!

sora;(takes a sip of coffee and spits it on riku)

riku:u just HAD to spit that coffee in my face eh sora!

sora:what? it was hot!

riku:ha ha ha ha,right..anyways...

both: NAMINE'S PREGNANT!!!????

roxas:um,yeah i just told you that!

sora:(takes another sip of coffee and aims to spit on riku but he dodges and it flys towards kairi,who also ducks and the coffee acts like a boomerang,making a "u" turn and hits riku on the back of the head)

riku:DAMMIT!(wipes coffee of him)

kassie:HAY!! U MIND WHERE UR SPITTING THAT THING!!?? U JUST GOT COFFEE ALL OFER MY LAPTOP U IDIOT!!

sora:umm...sorry miss director!

kairi:(giggles)

riku:KAIRI! STOP LAUGHING OKAY?? NOTHINGS FUNNY!!

kairi: ya ur right...(continues laughing)

riku:grrrrrrrrr....

sora:anyways....um..ya..is that why she couldent come today?

roxas: ya,shes been throwing up and everything!

riku:eeeewww!.....u huh..soo...does she plan on going into abortion?

roxas: OF COURSE NOT!!!

sora:was it an accident??

riku:were either of u drunk?

roxas:umm...no it wasent an accident,yes we were both drunk...

sora:so it was an accident...but wait...how could it be an accident if u couldent even remember if it was and accident?but it would still be considered as an accident an-

riku: okay sora,shaddup!

sora:make me!

riku: i dont make trash,i bury it!

roxas: thats so old...

sora: so? ur moms so fat that when she walked outside her teeth turned yellow and fell out!

kairi:sora? thats the stupidest burn ever.

sora:yeah..i know..and?..ur point is?

kairi:its stupid okay? can we at least go see namine and see if shes feeling okay?

roxas:she dosent really feel like seeing anyone right know

sora:oh...

axel:THE AXELNATOR IS HERE!!!

roxas:yeah..we dont give a shoot

axel:awwww whyyy?

roxas:BECAUSE YOU STOLE MY IDEA!

axel:NO YOU STOLE MY IDEA!

roxas: yeah right..

axel:yeh...*clears throat* anyways..ive got news!....roxas come back to us!

sora:*snikers*

kairi:that was stupid!

roxas:thats all you wanted to tell me?

axel:mmhmm*nods head* come back to us roxas! come back to us! we have smoothies!...and..burritoes!

riku:oh! ill join!

axel:ur already a member idiot!

riku: i am?

sora: wait, he is!?

kairi: oh my god!

riku: i was!

sora&kairi&roxas: oh!phew!okay!watta relief!

kairi:anyways, i think that we shoul-

roxas: she said the didnt wanna see anybody! sheesh! dont you remember??

kairi:uuummmmm...well u know what im gonna go home..i tired.

riku:hah,she just dosent wanna admit that shes stupid!

sora: shes not stupid! u are!

riku: ya well, at least i dont(changes voice to a kid who hasent hit puberty ) squeak when i talk!

sora...hey! i cant help it! i voiced by a girl!!

riku: no your not! ur voiced by a guy!

roxas:yeah...and im voiced by a famous pop singer!

sora: what!!?? hes famous?? ho'ma gawd!*snikers* hes famous! ahahahaha!

riku: ya watever! in an interview..my voice actor,david gallhager,said that i was sexy!..WAIT! if he said that i was sexy?...does that mean hes...gay?

sora:well,theres only one way to find out!

(riku finds a random tv and they play david's interview
(on tv)
david:riku..is a sexy gu-
(tv over)

riku:okay! ive seen enough!!! IVE SEEN..ENOUGH!!..um..yeah..*clears throat*..sooooo.....

namine:(weakly) hi guys..

sora:AAAHH! woah namine! wat have you been eating!?? cause its going strait to your thighs ya know!

namine:i..hate you

sora:woah! wat did i do? WAT DID I DOOOOO?(starts shaking riku) WATDIDIDOOO???

riku:s-s-stop s-s-shaking me a-and ask h-h-h-her!!!

sora:oh,yeah, we were just talking about our voice actors..yeah...roxas ish famous!

roxas: no, my voice actor is!

riku:ya...famous as hell!*coughs* i cant talk anymore! the back of my throat is burning!time to start hyperventalating!!(grabs paper bag and begins to hyperventalate)*gasp* *gasp* *gasp-(starts hacking)

sora:u guys are such dorks!

roxas:...yeah..

riku:hehe*gasp* hehe*gasp*(sees bird flying over his head) wait-

bird:(high pitched voice) TELEGRAM FOR MISS HURKY DERMOTT!!

riku:oowwww! what the hell was that for?? im not hurky- wait..we havent seen hurky for like,2 weeks!

sora:not even,it was about a month.

riku:(still clutching ear) ooowww! wait..that birds hat reads"SFA" and the bird says it stands for suprises for all when it really stands for(grabs a piece of paper and a marker and writes out)Story Flamers Anonamous!!!! u get my point!

sora: story flamers anonamous??? GET LOST YA STUPIS DODO!!!( sora kicks the bird)

bird:SQWAK! remember me in therapy! SQUAK!

riku:eheheh..right...anyways-

axel:okay! look what i picked up from the internet!

riku: why are you still here?

axel:U GOTTA LOOK AT THIS!!

*they start looking at the paper axel printed*

sora:okay..yeah, im voiced by haley joel osment,whoop de friggen doo(waves finger in the air like a party favor) i was voiced by him LAST year!

riku:ow! anyways...david gallhager...i was voiced by him last year...i sounded sooo smexy last year!

?: yeah but u still sound sexy today!

riku: oh shiiaat,RYO!!!!

ryo:*giggles* oh dont worry,i wont glomp you in this ep!

riku: oh! phew! yay! thank god! anyways...axel,ur voiced by quinton flynn..

sora:who the hays quinton flynn?*snikers*

axel:um, my voice actor?

riku:anyways..it says here that he also did the voice of a chiken in..crash tag team racing wtf??*starts laughing*

axel:im a chiken...

riku:(coninues laughing) ahahaha! aha! ahhhhhhh...im done...yeah..okay it says that kairi is voiced by hayden panettiere..hey! i saw her in some kind of skin care commercial!..yeah...ill shut up now...AND WE ALL KNOW THAT ROXAS IS VOICED BY JESSE MCCARTNEY!!

roxas: dont rub it in...

namine: aww its okay!

kairi:oh god...pass the sick bag..

riku: what?

kairi: i said pass it!!

riku:okay.....um....yeah..namine, ur voiced by brittany snow...

sora:..yeah..just replace the n o and w whith s p e a r-

kairi:grrrrrr...dont even mention that dog!!

sora:wait i though you said u were gonna go home kairi!

kairi: ya well i actually went to the store and picked up some candybars for u-(sees that she bought 5 candy bars but remebered that namine cant eat chocolate)well...i guess ill have 2 candybars since,well...u know..yeah

sora: gimme that!(grabs candybar)

riku: hey! thats not fair! while the rest of us only have one candybar,u get 2!!!

namine:i think im gonna go home...

sora:yeah....just a question...whens her due date?

roxas: how the hell should i know?

riku: anyways! as i was saying,...omg.. genie is voiced by dan catawatywa..

sora: OH MY GOD! the same doofus who does the voice of homer in the simpsons??

riku:yup

kairi: bleugh...he dosent heven sound like the genie! i wish they got robin williams to do the genie!

sora: dum dum dum dum!

riku:..yeah...anyways, why are we talking about voice actors? its just dumb!

roxas: wait...since im voiced by....yeah..shouldent i be going around singing...that song?

riku:noooo,i think you should go sing that song to namine

roxas: which one?

riku:ummm...the one that starts witha B and ends with an L..

roxas:oh god no..um well...ive gotta go..do that and..yeah, ive gotta go do that. see ya tomorrow

riku: get outa there a man roxas!!!!

roxas: oh shut up!!

riku*snikering* woohoo!

sora: starts with a B and ends with an L?....bleagh?

riku:your such an idiot!...okay, if you could choose any song, which one would you sing to kairi?

sora: thats easy! beautiful soul by jesse mc(ends up speaking in compleate gibberish)

riku: well thats the one i wa- wait, who???

sora: gah! i messed up okay! but u know what i mean!

riku:yeeeaah...(starts laughing) alright..erm..*clears throat* eaaaa...yeah i gotta go home...see ya

sora: wait, are you still standing here?

axel:yeah........xemnas spells mansex!!

sora: holy fuc- GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOFO!!

axel: i rest my case....and now im gonna do this!(starts trumpeting to herb alperts "spanish flea)

(sora joins him,a while later, axel gets bored and leaves leaving sora imaginary trumpeting)

kairi:okay, sora, ehy are you imaginary trumpeting the spanish flea?

sora:because its cool!(continues)

kairi: okay thats enough!!...well see you next ep okay? bye!

sora: wait im not done i(kairi joins him)blagh blagh blagh!!


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