Chapter 1 - WTFH? XD
Submitted April 10, 2008 Updated April 10, 2008 Status Complete | stan goes insane!!! epros is actin like a pimp!!! ari cant take anymore!!!! i make a guest apperance!!! so does axel!! contains a HINT of yaoi. okage(c)its creators axel(c)square enix angry cows(c) me story(c)me naruto(c)shonen jump
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Chapter 1 - WTFH? XD
Chapter 1 - WTFH? XD
okage and more randomness!!!
stan:MY NAME IS STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD THE....uh...14?...13?...12?...i unno..I TAKE CONTROL OVER YOU ARI-KUN!!
ari:leeme alone you freak!
stan:OHMYGAWD!!!!DO YOU DARE NOT TO....uh..RECOGNIZE MY ATHORITY????I AM THE DARK KING!!!!
ari:yes and your also an idiot..
stan:IM GONNA TELL EVRYONE YOU LIKE ROSELYN!!!!
ari:ewww!im gonna tell everyone you like linda!
stan:EEEWWWWWW!!THAT PERSON CANT SING...TO SAVE HER LIFE! OKAY??
ari:do you honestly have to talk like that?
stan:YES I DO!!!!ALRIGHT??I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE CEPT ME!DONT FORGET YOU ARI!
ari:oh my god..
epros:wats up?......wazzup? howzit hanging in da hood?
ari:epros..stop acting like an idiot!
epros:...YO DAWG! WAZZUP?? ARI! WATS THE FO-SHIZZLE??
ari:.....slowly...walking..away..
stan:OH MY GAWD!!!!!!RECOGNIZE MY ATHORITY!!NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
epros:..pick a card,any card...
ari:Oo
stan:DONT BE A FOOL! STAY IN SKOOL!!!!!
ari:my ears..OO
stan:OKAY...UH...ILL PICK A CARD!!!...is it safe?
epros:maaaayyyybe...
*stan picks a card*
stan:OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!! I PICKED DEATH!!!.....I CANT DIE!!!FOR,I AM...STANLEY!!!!STAAAAANNNNLLLEEEYY!!!EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!*starts giggiling like a maniac*
ari:im just gonna walk away from this whole thing...
*stan is still giggiling like an idiot*AND THEN THE MAGICAL CUPCAKE FLEW ON A PONY TO HAPPYLAND!!!!
epros:yeah,i think someone needs to go to happyland...
stan:RAWBLAGORAGOBOOGAWOOGA!!!!!!*does a really gay giggle*
ari:did you forget to take your medication this morning stan?
stan:NO!!!
ari:have you been drinking starbucks coffee again??
stan:NOOO!!!!
epros:did you eat sugar?
stan:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
epros:now,for some random reason,im gonna show you this picture i found on the net of you as a human with ari doing it!
*stan looks at it*
stan:OHMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!OMFGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ari:would you shut up??? i swear!!im gonna punch you in the nose!!
stan:I DONT HAVE A NOSE!!!!!!!
ari:......damn you for being a shadow!!!
stan:okay....where was i?...oh yeah!OHMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!NUURRGH!!WHAT IS THIS HUMAN FILTH THAT YOU HAVE SHOWN ME??????
epros:its called yaoi!
stan.......yoi?
epros:yao-wi!wi!!
stan:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ari:omg stan your such an idiot!
stan:i know! HEY!!!!BOW DOWN TO ME HUMAN!!!!!!!
*stan...uuh....blows gas...XD*
ari:MY GOD STAN!!! LAY OFF THE FRIGGEN BURRITOES!!
stan:IT DIDNT SMELL!!!!AT LEAST NOT THAT I KNOW OF!!.....WHY IM I TALKING LIKE THIS???
ari:cause your screwed in the head!
stan:NO!! FO'REAL!!!! WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THIS?????
epros:i unno....but now im gonna do this*kisses ari*
stan:OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!
kassie:HEY!THATS MY LINE!!!
stan:NO ITS NOT-
kassie:SHADDUP!*wacks stan over the head with a frying pan*
stan:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???????.....I AM STANLEY!!!
ari:my name is-
*gets cut off by blaring ddr music*
kassie:mmmkay.....THIS IS OFFICIALY THE LAST OKAGE SCRIPT I WILL EVER DO!!CAUSE STAN OVER THERE IS JUST GETTING ON MY FKIN NURVES!!!
*stan is sitting on a chair,he waves*
stan:HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!WAIT!!! WHAT AM I DOING!!!??? ITS WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!
kassie:well at least i dont go "OMG!!" all the time!!!
stan:what? you mean like this?....OMG!!!!!!!
kassie:i wish you would SHADDAP!!!ITS CALLED S-H-U-T U-P!!!!
axel:got it memorized??
kassie:IM GONNA SHOOT YOU!!!!GET OUTTA HERE!!! GO MAKE OUT WITH LARXENE OR SUMTHING!!!
axel:.....imma shoot you!
kassie:with what?
*axel takes out a water pistol and shoots it*
kassie*with sarcasm* oooowwww that huuuurt....you missed!
naruto:*starts choking on his ramen and the water bullet*I GOT IT DOWN MY THROAT!!!OMG!!!...*keeps on coughing*...sorry...I WAS CHOKING ON RAMEN!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??? RAMEN!!!!*continues hacking*
kassie:okay stop it naruto!!
naruto*waites a couple of muinets*....kay im good!
kassie: thank you..
epros:*immatating jar jar*mesa jar jar binks! mesa your humble survant!
stan:alright then...GET ON YOUR KNEES AND KISS MY FEET!!!
epros:.......mesa jar jar binks....mesa NOT your humble survant!
stan:thats what i thought!
kassie: ari? do you mind if i kick stan offa clif and throw angry cows at him?
ari:not at all!
kassie:WOOHOO!!
*kassie kicks stan offa cliff that just happend to be there*
stan:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!OHMYGAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
kassie:i hate you too!.......we all hate you!!
ari:ummmm.....does this count as a talk show??
kassie:......OH MY GOD!!!!!
ari:oh great! your turning into stan! just what everyone needs!!
kassie:be quiet ari! or imma take you offa my boyfriend list!....oh yeah! i killed marleane!
ari:OMG!...wait..i didnt even like her!
kassie:i killed marleane,i killed roselynn,i killed linda and i killed that girl with the blond hair and the white dress with the white headband!i dont know her name! do you?
ari:........uuuuuuhhh.......sssssssssssarah?
kassie: i dunno her name! i was hoping you would know her name!!!!
ari:i dont know!
kassie:huminahuminahumina....huminahuminahumina....thats nice...okay..um........bye!
stan:OMYGAWD!!!!!
ari: SHUT UP!!!!
~end!~
stan:MY NAME IS STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD THE....uh...14?...13?...12?...i unno..I TAKE CONTROL OVER YOU ARI-KUN!!
ari:leeme alone you freak!
stan:OHMYGAWD!!!!DO YOU DARE NOT TO....uh..RECOGNIZE MY ATHORITY????I AM THE DARK KING!!!!
ari:yes and your also an idiot..
stan:IM GONNA TELL EVRYONE YOU LIKE ROSELYN!!!!
ari:ewww!im gonna tell everyone you like linda!
stan:EEEWWWWWW!!THAT PERSON CANT SING...TO SAVE HER LIFE! OKAY??
ari:do you honestly have to talk like that?
stan:YES I DO!!!!ALRIGHT??I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE CEPT ME!DONT FORGET YOU ARI!
ari:oh my god..
epros:wats up?......wazzup? howzit hanging in da hood?
ari:epros..stop acting like an idiot!
epros:...YO DAWG! WAZZUP?? ARI! WATS THE FO-SHIZZLE??
ari:.....slowly...walking..away..
stan:OH MY GAWD!!!!!!RECOGNIZE MY ATHORITY!!NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
epros:..pick a card,any card...
ari:Oo
stan:DONT BE A FOOL! STAY IN SKOOL!!!!!
ari:my ears..OO
stan:OKAY...UH...ILL PICK A CARD!!!...is it safe?
epros:maaaayyyybe...
*stan picks a card*
stan:OHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!! I PICKED DEATH!!!.....I CANT DIE!!!FOR,I AM...STANLEY!!!!STAAAAANNNNLLLEEEYY!!!EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!*starts giggiling like a maniac*
ari:im just gonna walk away from this whole thing...
*stan is still giggiling like an idiot*AND THEN THE MAGICAL CUPCAKE FLEW ON A PONY TO HAPPYLAND!!!!
epros:yeah,i think someone needs to go to happyland...
stan:RAWBLAGORAGOBOOGAWOOGA!!!!!!*does a really gay giggle*
ari:did you forget to take your medication this morning stan?
stan:NO!!!
ari:have you been drinking starbucks coffee again??
stan:NOOO!!!!
epros:did you eat sugar?
stan:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
epros:now,for some random reason,im gonna show you this picture i found on the net of you as a human with ari doing it!
*stan looks at it*
stan:OHMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!!OMFGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ari:would you shut up??? i swear!!im gonna punch you in the nose!!
stan:I DONT HAVE A NOSE!!!!!!!
ari:......damn you for being a shadow!!!
stan:okay....where was i?...oh yeah!OHMYGAWD!!!!!!!!!NUURRGH!!WHAT IS THIS HUMAN FILTH THAT YOU HAVE SHOWN ME??????
epros:its called yaoi!
stan.......yoi?
epros:yao-wi!wi!!
stan:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ari:omg stan your such an idiot!
stan:i know! HEY!!!!BOW DOWN TO ME HUMAN!!!!!!!
*stan...uuh....blows gas...XD*
ari:MY GOD STAN!!! LAY OFF THE FRIGGEN BURRITOES!!
stan:IT DIDNT SMELL!!!!AT LEAST NOT THAT I KNOW OF!!.....WHY IM I TALKING LIKE THIS???
ari:cause your screwed in the head!
stan:NO!! FO'REAL!!!! WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THIS?????
epros:i unno....but now im gonna do this*kisses ari*
stan:OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!
kassie:HEY!THATS MY LINE!!!
stan:NO ITS NOT-
kassie:SHADDUP!*wacks stan over the head with a frying pan*
stan:WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR???????.....I AM STANLEY!!!
ari:my name is-
*gets cut off by blaring ddr music*
kassie:mmmkay.....THIS IS OFFICIALY THE LAST OKAGE SCRIPT I WILL EVER DO!!CAUSE STAN OVER THERE IS JUST GETTING ON MY FKIN NURVES!!!
*stan is sitting on a chair,he waves*
stan:HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!WAIT!!! WHAT AM I DOING!!!??? ITS WHAT YOUR DOING!!!!
kassie:well at least i dont go "OMG!!" all the time!!!
stan:what? you mean like this?....OMG!!!!!!!
kassie:i wish you would SHADDAP!!!ITS CALLED S-H-U-T U-P!!!!
axel:got it memorized??
kassie:IM GONNA SHOOT YOU!!!!GET OUTTA HERE!!! GO MAKE OUT WITH LARXENE OR SUMTHING!!!
axel:.....imma shoot you!
kassie:with what?
*axel takes out a water pistol and shoots it*
kassie*with sarcasm* oooowwww that huuuurt....you missed!
naruto:*starts choking on his ramen and the water bullet*I GOT IT DOWN MY THROAT!!!OMG!!!...*keeps on coughing*...sorry...I WAS CHOKING ON RAMEN!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??? RAMEN!!!!*continues hacking*
kassie:okay stop it naruto!!
naruto*waites a couple of muinets*....kay im good!
kassie: thank you..
epros:*immatating jar jar*mesa jar jar binks! mesa your humble survant!
stan:alright then...GET ON YOUR KNEES AND KISS MY FEET!!!
epros:.......mesa jar jar binks....mesa NOT your humble survant!
stan:thats what i thought!
kassie: ari? do you mind if i kick stan offa clif and throw angry cows at him?
ari:not at all!
kassie:WOOHOO!!
*kassie kicks stan offa cliff that just happend to be there*
stan:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!OHMYGAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
kassie:i hate you too!.......we all hate you!!
ari:ummmm.....does this count as a talk show??
kassie:......OH MY GOD!!!!!
ari:oh great! your turning into stan! just what everyone needs!!
kassie:be quiet ari! or imma take you offa my boyfriend list!....oh yeah! i killed marleane!
ari:OMG!...wait..i didnt even like her!
kassie:i killed marleane,i killed roselynn,i killed linda and i killed that girl with the blond hair and the white dress with the white headband!i dont know her name! do you?
ari:........uuuuuuhhh.......sssssssssssarah?
kassie: i dunno her name! i was hoping you would know her name!!!!
ari:i dont know!
kassie:huminahuminahumina....huminahuminahumina....thats nice...okay..um........bye!
stan:OMYGAWD!!!!!
ari: SHUT UP!!!!
~end!~
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