Chapter 1 - 10 things to learn from maddy12

1.dont swollow your house keys; its not a safe place.
2.do NOT make fun of that big old guy at the Jesse McCartny concert, hes just there to give his daghter supervison (rubs bruse)
3.dont call ed short
4.dont call edofangirl11 short; (if done same reaction as #3)
5.dont listen to the talking fluffy bunnies in the mirror...THAY SPEAK OF LIES!!!! LLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!
6.dont smell sharpies
7.it only LOOKS like fun to jump of the roof of the garage.
8.stealing envys skort can lead to legal/court/finachal/totally getting your @$$ kicked/mental problems
9.if your best friend is haveing a mental breakdown, she is NOT a demon, dont break out the holy water.
10.suprisingly people find it offensive to constently throw biscuts at them.

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