Chapter 4 - The New Kid part 2
Submitted September 11, 2006 Updated November 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | this is what you should read when you have nothing better to do. it used to be parodies of reality but that wasnt funny so i changed it....:T :P
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Chapter 4 - The New Kid part 2
Chapter 4 - The New Kid part 2
where we left off.....
new kid
lancer leaves
old short lady
appearance and intros
and erm, flying monkeys with blue horns in their eyes!!
hehe as if. dont you people pay attention?
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It had been a few minutes since lancer left when the new kid or Mais Loatts i guess or erm me came into the classroom being escorted by that old lady again. "Now dear, just find a seat, make some friends pay attention and you should be fine." Mais smiled. "Thanks." "Anytime dear. if you need any help you know where to find me."
with that she left and Mais was on her own.
There were a few seats open. she decided to take the one that would be hardest to claim, being placed in between a goth and a jock.
she gave a quick glance out the door. noone.
good. she was gonna get that seat the fun way,
she leisurly waltzed on over to the seat and was just about to sit when,,
"HEY!"
she paused in mid sit.
"What?"
"What do you think your doing?"
"erm, sitting?"
"Not there your not."
She smirked at walked over so that she was standing in front of him.
"Hehe, wanna bet?"
He stood up full hight in front of her. and oddly enough, the girl was only an inch shorter than he was. nearly lookin him n the eye. a soft ooooooo came from the class.
"Listen newbie (gay) i dont think you knwo who your messin with!"
she smirked all the more.
"Your right." she held up her hands in defeat.
"Why dont we change that?" she held out her hand for him to shake.
he stared at her in a weird way before accepting the offer.
she shook it up and down a few times before sqeezing. really really hard.
her eyes narrowed as if to say 'man yyou in troooouble'
then out of nowhere there came a loud sickening,
CRACK!
the football player snapped his arm back and began clutching his hand.
"YOUUUUCH!"
he stumbled backwards and flipped over teh chair into the wall. and was soon slumped up again writhing in pain.
whispers broke out in the classroom . Mais took her seat next to the goth and whispered to her, " So, wheres Baren Bon Baldhead anyways?" if you havent figured it out already, the goth is Sam. Sam was just about to reply when,
Speaking of Baldy Locks (or lack there of) her he comes....
to be continued....
new kid
lancer leaves
old short lady
appearance and intros
and erm, flying monkeys with blue horns in their eyes!!
hehe as if. dont you people pay attention?
-------------------------------
It had been a few minutes since lancer left when the new kid or Mais Loatts i guess or erm me came into the classroom being escorted by that old lady again. "Now dear, just find a seat, make some friends pay attention and you should be fine." Mais smiled. "Thanks." "Anytime dear. if you need any help you know where to find me."
with that she left and Mais was on her own.
There were a few seats open. she decided to take the one that would be hardest to claim, being placed in between a goth and a jock.
she gave a quick glance out the door. noone.
good. she was gonna get that seat the fun way,
she leisurly waltzed on over to the seat and was just about to sit when,,
"HEY!"
she paused in mid sit.
"What?"
"What do you think your doing?"
"erm, sitting?"
"Not there your not."
She smirked at walked over so that she was standing in front of him.
"Hehe, wanna bet?"
He stood up full hight in front of her. and oddly enough, the girl was only an inch shorter than he was. nearly lookin him n the eye. a soft ooooooo came from the class.
"Listen newbie (gay) i dont think you knwo who your messin with!"
she smirked all the more.
"Your right." she held up her hands in defeat.
"Why dont we change that?" she held out her hand for him to shake.
he stared at her in a weird way before accepting the offer.
she shook it up and down a few times before sqeezing. really really hard.
her eyes narrowed as if to say 'man yyou in troooouble'
then out of nowhere there came a loud sickening,
CRACK!
the football player snapped his arm back and began clutching his hand.
"YOUUUUCH!"
he stumbled backwards and flipped over teh chair into the wall. and was soon slumped up again writhing in pain.
whispers broke out in the classroom . Mais took her seat next to the goth and whispered to her, " So, wheres Baren Bon Baldhead anyways?" if you havent figured it out already, the goth is Sam. Sam was just about to reply when,
Speaking of Baldy Locks (or lack there of) her he comes....
to be continued....
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