Chapter 27 - K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Submitted September 11, 2006 Updated November 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | this is what you should read when you have nothing better to do. it used to be parodies of reality but that wasnt funny so i changed it....:T :P
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Chapter 27 - K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Chapter 27 - K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
LAUREN AND MAISON
SITTIN IN A TREE
K I S S I N G!
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRAGE!
THEN COMES MAISON WITH A BABY CARRAGE!
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RUNTS!" a newly announced couple yelled in unision at a trio of seventh graders. It was Laurens little brother Phil, her little sister Cassy and a friend of theirs, Morgan.
Maison was about to get up from his seat on the sofa to wring their necks when lauren held him down and whispered something in his ear. "oohh thats good," he whispered back as the kids began chanting again, "HEY!" the three looked towards lauren, "we have a little song too."
*ahem in unision*
MORGAN AND PHILIP
SITTIN IN A TREE
K I S S I N G!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said children yelled backing away from each other.
FIRST COMES LOVE
"SHUT UP!"
THEN COMES MARRAGE!
"STOP IT!"
THEN COMES PHILIP WITH A BABY CARRAGE!
"ARRGGHH!"
the end. enjoy please comment.
why the hell did i name her margret? not that i dont like the name. i think margret is a nice name, but first off i knew i was gonna name her morgan then i go off naming her margret! man whats with me?
SITTIN IN A TREE
K I S S I N G!
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRAGE!
THEN COMES MAISON WITH A BABY CARRAGE!
"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE RUNTS!" a newly announced couple yelled in unision at a trio of seventh graders. It was Laurens little brother Phil, her little sister Cassy and a friend of theirs, Morgan.
Maison was about to get up from his seat on the sofa to wring their necks when lauren held him down and whispered something in his ear. "oohh thats good," he whispered back as the kids began chanting again, "HEY!" the three looked towards lauren, "we have a little song too."
*ahem in unision*
MORGAN AND PHILIP
SITTIN IN A TREE
K I S S I N G!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" said children yelled backing away from each other.
FIRST COMES LOVE
"SHUT UP!"
THEN COMES MARRAGE!
"STOP IT!"
THEN COMES PHILIP WITH A BABY CARRAGE!
"ARRGGHH!"
the end. enjoy please comment.
why the hell did i name her margret? not that i dont like the name. i think margret is a nice name, but first off i knew i was gonna name her morgan then i go off naming her margret! man whats with me?
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inuyasha_naruto_lover on October 5, 2006, 12:10:48 AM
lol this one was hilarious! ^^maisloatt on October 4, 2006, 12:01:51 PM
maisloatt on
that was funny. i think that was funny. what do you think?