Chapter 38 - Fish Licence
Submitted September 11, 2006 Updated November 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | this is what you should read when you have nothing better to do. it used to be parodies of reality but that wasnt funny so i changed it....:T :P
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Chapter 38 - Fish Licence
Chapter 38 - Fish Licence
this is between Phil (age12) and Lauren (age18) yes i messed up dont ask.
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"hey Lauren?"
"yeah phil?"
"can you give me a lift?"
"where to?"
"a place where i can get a licence for my pet fish?"
"ahem, a licence for your...fish?"
"yeah a fish licence."
"for your pet fish?"
"yeah Erik."
"you must be crazy."
"I am not crazy!"
" why should i be called crazy simply cuz i want to buy a licence for my goldfish Erik? you didnt call your boyfriend crazy when he got his dog licenced! i didnt call you crazy when you got YOUr dog licenced!"
"yeah but those are dogs!"
"so?"
"alright alright alright. now you want a licence?"
"yes"
"for a fish?"
"yes"
" you are crazy"
"LOOK ITS A FREAKING PET ISNT IT? i got a licence for my pet dog didnt i? a dog licence! i got a licence for moms pet cat Erik!"
"you dont need a licence for a cat!"
"i freaking well do and i got one!"
"there is no such thing as a bleedin cat licence!"
"yes there is"
"no there isnt!"
"is!"
"isnt!"
"is"
"isnt!"
"there is and i freakin got one too look! well then whats that then?"
"its a dog licence with the word DOG crossed out and the word CAT written in in crayon."
"guy didnt have the right form"
"what guy?"
"the guy from the cat detecter van"
"more like the loony detector van"
"its people like you that cause...." (i didnt hear that part make it up!)
"what cat detector van?"
"the cat detector van from the ministry of ousinge."
"ousinge?"
"it was spelled like that on the van! i am very observent. never seen so many freakin errors. the guy said they could pinpoint a purr at 400yrds and Erik being a very happy cat was no problem."
"how much did you pay for this?"
"ehhh 60 bucks and 8 for the friut bat."
"what fruit bat"
"Erik the friut bat"
"are all your pets called Erik?"
"theres nothing too weird about that! Micheal Jackson had an entire managerie called abnore!"
"no he didnt!"
"yes he did!"
no he didnt!"
"did did did did did did and did!"
"oh alright"
"spoken like a smart person. now are you gonna drive me out so i can buy a fish licence?"
" i promise you ther is no such thing, you dont need one!"
"in that case give me a bee licence."
"a bee licence?"
"yes"
"for your pet bee?"
"yes"
"called Erik?"
"correct."
"Erik the bee?"
"nope."
"no?"
"Erik the half bee."
"your off your rocker,"
"if you mean to say that my bee cant be half a bee than i will have to make you lsiten to this!"
he put on a song called "Erik the Halfa Bee."
and after that Lauren just thought enough to take him.
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yes i did get ti from the Monty Python CD 'the final rip off'
i love Monty Python. hes funny!
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"hey Lauren?"
"yeah phil?"
"can you give me a lift?"
"where to?"
"a place where i can get a licence for my pet fish?"
"ahem, a licence for your...fish?"
"yeah a fish licence."
"for your pet fish?"
"yeah Erik."
"you must be crazy."
"I am not crazy!"
" why should i be called crazy simply cuz i want to buy a licence for my goldfish Erik? you didnt call your boyfriend crazy when he got his dog licenced! i didnt call you crazy when you got YOUr dog licenced!"
"yeah but those are dogs!"
"so?"
"alright alright alright. now you want a licence?"
"yes"
"for a fish?"
"yes"
" you are crazy"
"LOOK ITS A FREAKING PET ISNT IT? i got a licence for my pet dog didnt i? a dog licence! i got a licence for moms pet cat Erik!"
"you dont need a licence for a cat!"
"i freaking well do and i got one!"
"there is no such thing as a bleedin cat licence!"
"yes there is"
"no there isnt!"
"is!"
"isnt!"
"is"
"isnt!"
"there is and i freakin got one too look! well then whats that then?"
"its a dog licence with the word DOG crossed out and the word CAT written in in crayon."
"guy didnt have the right form"
"what guy?"
"the guy from the cat detecter van"
"more like the loony detector van"
"its people like you that cause...." (i didnt hear that part make it up!)
"what cat detector van?"
"the cat detector van from the ministry of ousinge."
"ousinge?"
"it was spelled like that on the van! i am very observent. never seen so many freakin errors. the guy said they could pinpoint a purr at 400yrds and Erik being a very happy cat was no problem."
"how much did you pay for this?"
"ehhh 60 bucks and 8 for the friut bat."
"what fruit bat"
"Erik the friut bat"
"are all your pets called Erik?"
"theres nothing too weird about that! Micheal Jackson had an entire managerie called abnore!"
"no he didnt!"
"yes he did!"
no he didnt!"
"did did did did did did and did!"
"oh alright"
"spoken like a smart person. now are you gonna drive me out so i can buy a fish licence?"
" i promise you ther is no such thing, you dont need one!"
"in that case give me a bee licence."
"a bee licence?"
"yes"
"for your pet bee?"
"yes"
"called Erik?"
"correct."
"Erik the bee?"
"nope."
"no?"
"Erik the half bee."
"your off your rocker,"
"if you mean to say that my bee cant be half a bee than i will have to make you lsiten to this!"
he put on a song called "Erik the Halfa Bee."
and after that Lauren just thought enough to take him.
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yes i did get ti from the Monty Python CD 'the final rip off'
i love Monty Python. hes funny!
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