Chapter 1 - Toilet Man

Chapter 1

Toilet man?





Luigi: *lounging in the sun room of princes peach's castle so peacefully*

Mario: Luigi WAKE UP!!! We have a stage 5 clogger!

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Not that! Anything but that!!!!!!!!

Mario: I know, I know. We need a plunger and a toothbrush.

Later that day…

Mario and luigi: few! * wiping off 2 hours of sweat* we are finally done!

Toadsworth (oldest toad): The bean and beef burrito goes right through me!!!!!*running to the other bathroom*

Mario and Luigi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach: * holding a gigantic toothbrush* you guys are going to definitely need this!

*coming out of the toilet*Daisy: He! He! He! I like toilet tag!!!!
*flushers herself down the toilet*

Mario: Alright, I'm scared!

*coming out of the toilet*Toadette (youngest toad): I like toilet tag! The toads and daisy are playing with me!
*out comes toadette, nine toads, and daisy. Then the toilet starts to shake, and sonic and nighty come out*

Nighty: Why am I here?!?

Sonic: remember, we were visiting my uncle stu! Wait… my chicken senses are tingling!

*and with a creepy puff of smoke, he was gone*

Nighty: Ok! I am going to wait this chapter out!

*and with another rumble Amy and Nagoshi come out the toilet*

Nagoshi: Why are we here?

Amy: It is our last stop before my cheerleading tryouts, ok!

Nagoshi:*with a sound of defeat* ok.

*the building shakes and…

Mario: That is it, me and seizure boy are going home!

Eggman: No, it is just me I have come to, well, do my business, drop a deuce, take a

Peach: Well I am out of here…

*everybody runs out screaming*

Sonic: *coming in with another puff of scary smoke* I've got KFC!!!

*everyone singing while doing the booby dance*: KFC!!! KFC!!! KFC!!!

*everyone is transported to the tryouts…

To be continued…

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