Chapter 1 - Sk8r Boi
Submitted October 6, 2005 Updated October 6, 2005 Status Incomplete |
Category:
Cartoons » Invader Zim » Characters & Fanart » Dib |
Chapter 1 - Sk8r Boi
Chapter 1 - Sk8r Boi
Disclaimer: Everything here belongs to Jhonen Vasquez and Avril Lavigne!!
IZ's version of Sk8r Boi...
Zim Is An Alien!!
*by nocturne_dune
[Dib in stage]
He was a boy, I was one too
At least he told us so in Skool
Nobody could see, no one but me
That there's something fishy
So I told them all, he was a fraud
As he stood there in front
But he escaped this discussion
Saying he had a skin condition...
CHORUS:
Zim is an alien, he is an alien
Just look at that little creep
Now that he's in the Earth, he's gonna kill us all
I told you all, now who's the freak!
So in his base, I sneak to get in
Doing whatever just to stop Zim
But every time I almost win
I fail and he rubs it in
And so every day, he causes a stir
Reeking havoc with his dog, Gir
The only reason why I'm singing
Coz I went numb due to Gaz's beatings
CHORUS:
Zim is an alien, he is an alien
And, oh, his grave I will soon dig
Earth will bow down to me, notice my glory
And tell me that my head isn't big!
[instrumental]
[Zim suddenly shows up, grabs the mic from Dib then pushes him away]
Sorry Earth but you'll miss out
Well tough luck this rock's mine now
You will all be soon my slaves
Showing the Tallest that I'm brave
Sorry that you couldn't see
The superior being's me!
I can see all of you frown
So go ahead, to me, bow down!
[Dib's turn on the mic as he swipes it from Zim...]
He's not a boy, look, he's all green
We all know that that isn't human skin
And with my friends at the Swollen Eyeball
We'll expose the alien that taunts us all!
CHORUS:
[Dib] Zim is an alien
[Zim, despite what he sang earlier] I'm not an alien! I am a normal wormbaby!
[Dib] Come on you're a lier, your pants are on fire!
[Zim] At least my head isn't big!
*they continue to sing insults to each other. the audience decide to leave already, what a waste of money. oh, and i throw a tomato before i leave too.
*end*
IZ's version of Sk8r Boi...
Zim Is An Alien!!
*by nocturne_dune
[Dib in stage]
He was a boy, I was one too
At least he told us so in Skool
Nobody could see, no one but me
That there's something fishy
So I told them all, he was a fraud
As he stood there in front
But he escaped this discussion
Saying he had a skin condition...
CHORUS:
Zim is an alien, he is an alien
Just look at that little creep
Now that he's in the Earth, he's gonna kill us all
I told you all, now who's the freak!
So in his base, I sneak to get in
Doing whatever just to stop Zim
But every time I almost win
I fail and he rubs it in
And so every day, he causes a stir
Reeking havoc with his dog, Gir
The only reason why I'm singing
Coz I went numb due to Gaz's beatings
CHORUS:
Zim is an alien, he is an alien
And, oh, his grave I will soon dig
Earth will bow down to me, notice my glory
And tell me that my head isn't big!
[instrumental]
[Zim suddenly shows up, grabs the mic from Dib then pushes him away]
Sorry Earth but you'll miss out
Well tough luck this rock's mine now
You will all be soon my slaves
Showing the Tallest that I'm brave
Sorry that you couldn't see
The superior being's me!
I can see all of you frown
So go ahead, to me, bow down!
[Dib's turn on the mic as he swipes it from Zim...]
He's not a boy, look, he's all green
We all know that that isn't human skin
And with my friends at the Swollen Eyeball
We'll expose the alien that taunts us all!
CHORUS:
[Dib] Zim is an alien
[Zim, despite what he sang earlier] I'm not an alien! I am a normal wormbaby!
[Dib] Come on you're a lier, your pants are on fire!
[Zim] At least my head isn't big!
*they continue to sing insults to each other. the audience decide to leave already, what a waste of money. oh, and i throw a tomato before i leave too.
*end*
Comments
You are not authorized to comment here. Your must be registered and logged in to comment
GazesxXxevilxXxtwin on January 3, 2008, 12:24:09 PM
![GazesxXxevilxXxtwin GazesxXxevilxXxtwin](http://fanart-central.net/avatars/88678-1199398409.jpg)
irkenGem on December 9, 2007, 4:55:59 AM
irkenGem on
invaderzatyr on April 27, 2007, 7:30:19 PM
invaderzatyr on
AlyssaC on January 17, 2007, 4:44:41 AM
AlyssaC on
pixiepumpkin on December 3, 2006, 1:54:57 PM
pixiepumpkin on
Karannah on October 13, 2006, 11:04:31 PM
Karannah on
homiez502 on October 1, 2006, 2:34:55 AM
homiez502 on
diva96 on September 17, 2006, 4:40:23 AM
diva96 on
Invader_Zen on August 4, 2006, 6:13:36 PM
Invader_Zen on
Jackismine on March 26, 2006, 6:11:56 AM
Jackismine on
mimicie on March 22, 2006, 5:14:16 AM
mimicie on
Nekogal2 on March 19, 2006, 8:27:04 AM
Nekogal2 on
Invader-Zen on February 18, 2006, 11:21:08 AM
Invader-Zen on
Invader_Mira on February 5, 2006, 4:37:49 AM
Invader_Mira on
xSewmymouth_shut on December 22, 2005, 10:07:39 AM
xxLennexx on November 18, 2005, 5:06:55 PM
xxLennexx on
DracoLuvur1 on November 12, 2005, 1:37:56 AM
DracoLuvur1 on
invader_mez on October 13, 2005, 8:00:35 AM
invader_mez on