Chapter 1 - 11:00 AM

Ayame: Hey, Shigure! Long time no see! Oh, I mean, long time no talk. Heh heh!
Shigure: Ayame my boy! What's up?
Ayame: Nothing much. Want to talk?
Shigure: Sure!
Yuki: GO TO SLEEP, you stupid dog. I can hear your voice through the phone by my bed!
Shigure: Oh dear Yuki! I am ever so sorry! *snickers* Just put a pillow overe you head.
Yuki: Too late. I've already awoken. I guess I'll just chat with you jerks. I couldn't get to sleep anyways.
Ayame: Sounds grrreat! Well, what should we talk about? Eh? How about my FaBuLoUs Clothing! Oh, and did I mention that this one GOOOORGEOUS girl walked in my shop and was absolutely dazzled by my extoidinary boutiqu-
Yuki: -_- anything but your 'dazzling' boutique crap. How about....
Shigure: GIRLS!
Ayame: Of course!
Yuki: Perverts.
Shigure: Well, I saw a fine woman on my way to town today. She was absolutely gorgeous and she even winked at me!
Ayame: Ohmigawsh! *cries*
Yuki: And you'd think they were a bunch of girls gossiping on a saturday night.
Shigure: What....?
Yuki: Never mind. -_-
Kyo: What the hell? What're all these voices?!
Yuki: Your mental illness. Oh wait, you wouldn't know that. *rolls eyes*
Kyo: DAMN RAT! GET OFF THE LINE! I'M TRYING TO CALL SOMEONE! NOW, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING ANYWAYS?!
Shigure: Talking about gurlz. n_n
Kyo: IDIOTS!
Ayame: Dat hurd my feewings.
Kyo: Well I'm NOT apologizing, you asshole!
Tohru: Huh? *sleepy* what are you guys talking about?
Shigure: Gotta go! CLICK.
Yuki: I suddenly feel sleepy again. CLICK.
Ayame: I...h-have a new customer! Bye! CLICK.
Kyo: crap! the phone won't turn off!!!!
THE END

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