Chapter 3 - 8:00 P.M.
Submitted April 2, 2007 Updated July 7, 2007 Status Complete | Hello! I'm Ayu! This reveals for the first time the secrets behind the 3-way (and more) calling of the Sohmas. Please read! Hilarious!
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Chapter 3 - 8:00 P.M.
Chapter 3 - 8:00 P.M.
Before you read this, please make sure you know these honorifics:
kun: Male (familiar) first or last name+ kun
chan: female (familiar) first or last name + chan
senpai: upperclassman (polite) last name + senpai
san:adult (polite) last name + san
sama: A deferential suffix that is also used by fan girls when reffering to the object of their adoration.
sensei: A suffix used for respected professionals, such as teachers, doctors and mangaka.
8:00 P.M.
Shigure:Yuki-kun? Are you there?
Yuki: Konnichiwa, Shii-san. What up?
Shigure:Nothing much, Yuki-kun. I was wondering if you knew where Kyo’s training at the moment.
Yuki: Eh…no, I don’t Shii-san. I’m sorry.
Shigure: Awwsh, it’s okay Yuki-chan..
Yuki: Excuse me, Shii-san, but I am not a girl. *glares*
Shigure: Aww, c’mon Yuki-chaaan, you know I know your dark little secret…
Yuki: Wha-what are you talking about? *scared*
Shigure: *whispers* You know I know, Yuki. You had a gender change *giggles like a little girl*
Yuki: SHHHHIIIIGGGUUURRREEEE!!!!
Shigure: Joking, rat-kun. You’d never get one…or would you? *dresses into Sherlock Holmes*
Yuki: Get over it, Shii-kun. It would never happen. Now, is Tohru at the main house?
Shigure: Ahem, ah yes, with Hatori. She’s getting her monthly check up.
Kyo: Nekami-chan? Is that you?
Shigure + Yuki: Eh? Who’s Nekami-chan?
Kyo: Eh?! Shigure? Yuki! Damn it, how did this happen? You bastards! I’m hanging up!
Shigure + Yuki: KYAA! No, wait! Who’s Nekami-chan?
Kyo: Nobody, you assholes. Now get off the line. I…need to call someone.
Shigure: Who? Your giiirrrlllfriend? *taunts*
Kyo: GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE, SHIGURE.
Yuki:[b/] Shut-up, you stupid Cat. We were talking, and you had to but in.
Kyo: *enraged* NO I WASN’T!!! YOU BASTARDS BETTER GET OFF! I’M TRYING TO MAKE A F****ING CALL!
Shigure: Kyo! My love, you’re so energetic today! Your mood swings like a girl on her period!
Kyo: eh?! I’M NOT A GIRL, SHII-SAN!!!!
Shigure: Really, now?
Yuki: *muttering* I’ll bet my curse he is.
Kyo: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU DAMN RAT?!!
Shigure: *coughs* Ahem, kyosagirl.
Kyo: SHUT UP!!!!
Aheh.
kun: Male (familiar) first or last name+ kun
chan: female (familiar) first or last name + chan
senpai: upperclassman (polite) last name + senpai
san:adult (polite) last name + san
sama: A deferential suffix that is also used by fan girls when reffering to the object of their adoration.
sensei: A suffix used for respected professionals, such as teachers, doctors and mangaka.
8:00 P.M.
Shigure:Yuki-kun? Are you there?
Yuki: Konnichiwa, Shii-san. What up?
Shigure:Nothing much, Yuki-kun. I was wondering if you knew where Kyo’s training at the moment.
Yuki: Eh…no, I don’t Shii-san. I’m sorry.
Shigure: Awwsh, it’s okay Yuki-chan..
Yuki: Excuse me, Shii-san, but I am not a girl. *glares*
Shigure: Aww, c’mon Yuki-chaaan, you know I know your dark little secret…
Yuki: Wha-what are you talking about? *scared*
Shigure: *whispers* You know I know, Yuki. You had a gender change *giggles like a little girl*
Yuki: SHHHHIIIIGGGUUURRREEEE!!!!
Shigure: Joking, rat-kun. You’d never get one…or would you? *dresses into Sherlock Holmes*
Yuki: Get over it, Shii-kun. It would never happen. Now, is Tohru at the main house?
Shigure: Ahem, ah yes, with Hatori. She’s getting her monthly check up.
Kyo: Nekami-chan? Is that you?
Shigure + Yuki: Eh? Who’s Nekami-chan?
Kyo: Eh?! Shigure? Yuki! Damn it, how did this happen? You bastards! I’m hanging up!
Shigure + Yuki: KYAA! No, wait! Who’s Nekami-chan?
Kyo: Nobody, you assholes. Now get off the line. I…need to call someone.
Shigure: Who? Your giiirrrlllfriend? *taunts*
Kyo: GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE, SHIGURE.
Yuki:[b/] Shut-up, you stupid Cat. We were talking, and you had to but in.
Kyo: *enraged* NO I WASN’T!!! YOU BASTARDS BETTER GET OFF! I’M TRYING TO MAKE A F****ING CALL!
Shigure: Kyo! My love, you’re so energetic today! Your mood swings like a girl on her period!
Kyo: eh?! I’M NOT A GIRL, SHII-SAN!!!!
Shigure: Really, now?
Yuki: *muttering* I’ll bet my curse he is.
Kyo: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU DAMN RAT?!!
Shigure: *coughs* Ahem, kyosagirl.
Kyo: SHUT UP!!!!
Aheh.
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kagome99 on August 21, 2007, 5:14:55 AM
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Funneh!!!!