Chapter 1 - 50 things to do to your most vulnerable teacher

Hey, Ayu here. have a teacher that you could pull anything on? try these tricks:

1. Make the whole class but you wait outside, and when the bell rings, only you go inside. When the teacher asks where everyone is, say 'everybody wanted me to tell you that they

2. When the teacher tells you you can't go to the bathroom, Pour water onto a carpet and say 'it really was an emergency'.

3. Buy a whoopee cooshin. When the teacher tells you you can't go to the bathroom, squeeze it and say 'i'm goona blow!'

4. Go to 'microsoft word' and type 'i am not' on the computer. then, set it to 'speech' where the computer will say whatever you type (you also have to highlight it). When the class is quiet, suddenly shout, "SHUDDUP!' and when the teacher asks what you're doing, say 'the computer's saying mean things to me.' then press 'talk' and the computer will say 'i am not.'

5. get to microsoft word again and write I like _______'s @$$. the blank is where you will put your teacher's name. So, for example, say my teacher's name was mr. smith. I would set the computer to speech and then run away from it as quick as possible. then, it would say in the electronic voice, 'i like mr. smith's @$$.' talk about embarrasing!! XD

6. go to microsoft again and put the text size really big, so it's visible from quite a distance. then type 'Dear diary, i'm in love with my teacher, ___________. Don't tell, but i think that he/she has a great body! I mean, even at ____(whatever age) he/she is still SMOKIN'. Sincerely, _____________
XD I'm so cracking up making this.
i'm tired now, but more later. hope u like... XD

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