Chapter 3 - sonic meets the louisiana weed-whacker maniac

Short Story 3: Sonic meets the Louisiana weed-whacker maniac



(Sonic and Tails were walking in a vast meadow.)

Sonic: ya know, its funny, we were looking for the chaos emeralds but somehow ended up in Louisiana

Tails: none the less, America

(Sonic looks over and sees a paranoid looking girl.)

Tails: that girl doesn't look okay

Sonic: well, lets go see

(They walk up to the girl.)

Sonic: hey, you okay?

Girl: THERE DEAD!!! ALL DEAD!!!!

(Girl grabs Sonic and shakes him hard.)

Girl: DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!! DIED A HORRIBLE, PAINFULL DEATH!!!!!

Tails: well what does that mean?

Girl: don't go in that house!

(She points to a run down, scary-looking house.)

Girl: if you do, game over man, GAME OVER! I can't live with myself!

(She takes out a gun and shoots herself, making blood splatter all over Sonic and Tails.)

Tails: what was that all about?

Sonic: dunno, but lets get some directions from that house over there

(Sonic points to the same house the girl warned them about.)

Tails: are you sure we should go to that house?

Sonic: `course! Looks like it should have some nice folk

(Sonic walks up to the house and kicks the door open with Tails behind him.)

Sonic: yo, anyone home? My bud and me need some directions to town!

(A guy comes up in a wheel chair with neither arms nor legs.)

Guy: `the hell you doing in my house?!

Tails: wow were you like, in an accident?

(Sonic punches Tails on the shoulder.)

Sonic: Tails! Don't be rude!…Geeze man, what happened? You look like a punching bag with a head!

Tails: -__-;

Guy: I don't take too kindly to yall city slickers always bargin in here!

Sonic: dude! We just want-

Guy: oh, yall wanna start sometin? Well bring it!

(suddenly, a guy pops out with a weed-whacker and chases Sonic and Tails.)

Sonic: aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Tails: quick, lets go to that out of the open, obvious hiding place, shed!

(Sonic and Tails run into the shed.)

Tails: do you think he'll find us?

Sonic: I don't know. I'll check

(Sonic looks out the window and sees him looking around, completely avoiding the shed.)

Sonic: who was that guy?

Guy: that be ol' Silk Head with his deadly weed-whacker.

Tails: ah! Where did you come from?

Sonic: but what would he want with-

(Silk Head comes in and cuts the tips of Sonic's quills off.)

Sonic: dude! You messed up my `do!

(Sonic turns around and realizes its Silk Head.)

Sonic: WHOA!

Tails: ITS SILK HEAD!!! AND HES GOT HIS WEED-WHACKER!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Sonic and Tails run out of the shed and back into the house.)

Tails: what are we gonna do, Sonic?

(Sonic picks up a loose floorboard.)

Sonic: we're gonna face him head on

(Silk Head runs in, waving his weed-whacker everywhere.)

Silk Head: ROAR!!!

Sonic: GGGAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(Suddenly, the whole ceiling falls on Silk Head.)

Tails: quick! While he's down!

(Sonic and Tails run out and into town.)

Sonic: finally, we're outta there!…Hey, a chaos emerald!

Tails: lets go

(Tails and Sonic walk deeper into town.)

(Back at the house Silk Head was laying on the ground, motionless until his eyes open wide.)



The End

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