Chapter 7 - kidnap the sandy claws

all three:Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws...
charmy:I wanna do it!
tails:Let's draw straws!
amy:Jack said we should work together
Three of a kind
all three:Birds of a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights
amy:First, we're going to set some bait
Inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate
charmy:Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up
all three:Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks
amy:[SHOCK]
Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare
all three:Wheeee!
charmy:I say that we take a cannon
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Sandy Claws will be no more
amy:You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And the Jack will beat us black and green
all three:Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
charmy and amy:Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
tails:He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet
all three:Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of snake and spider stew
Mmmmmm!

We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side
amy:I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
tails:I'm not the dumb one
charmy:You're no fun
amy:Shut up!
charmy:Make me
amy:I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
all three:Until his curiousity
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key!!!
Ha,ha,ha,ha!

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