Chapter 7 - Oh Joy,the Jabberwock is dead
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Chapter 7 - Oh Joy,the Jabberwock is dead
Chapter 7 - Oh Joy,the Jabberwock is dead
Chapter Six
Oh Joy,the Jabberwock is dead
Alice rushed to edge of the entrance.She peered inside,but saw nothing but darkness."What cha doing?"The cat asked childishly.She ignored him.She walked into the darkness,cuddling up to the walls, she crept ferther down.She stopped when she heard something breathing behind her.A blinding light shined in her eyes."I thought could shed some light on the subject."A feline spirit dimmed the light."You've done quite enough,you stupid cat!Just leave me alone!"Alice continued to shuffle down the cave path.The cat transformed into it's somewhat human form.He stopped in Alice's path."What's your problem,cat!I'd like to get out of here!"."Not until you tell me what I've done, to make you so dogy!"Alice huffed and glared at the cat.She grabbed his collar,pulled him close to her face."Were you brain dead this entire time?!You've been a complete and utter pervert!You lead me into trouble!And to top it off you didn't even bother to remember any of it!!"She shoved him to the ground.A whimper could be heard from the cat.Alice turned away from him."That's not going pierce me..."The whimper turned into loud bawl.Alice tried to resist,but couldn't."I hate it when a someone crys,it's so pathetic."She sat down next to him.The cat held his head in his hands."Look I'm sorry."He didn't respond.She patted his back,in attempt to calm him."You really should try to be a little more helpful."In response,the cat wrapped his arms around her and continued bawling on her shoulder."Clearly that didn't work."She thought to herself."I said was sorry.Isn't that good enough?"She could feel his head shake no.His grip tightened.Already feeling uncomfortable,she tried to think of way to get him off.Her eyes perked with a small amount of sheer delight when a thought popped into her head.Slowly she began scratching the cat's ear.The bawling stopped and a relaxed meow escaped from his mouth."At least he stopped."He slowly rolled onto his back."What are you doing?"Alice reconized the movement from the cats in her world,apparently he wasn't very different.She sighed and rubbed the cat's belly."Better?"He responded with a meow that didn't seem manly nor human. He seemed more like a tiny,striped, kitten ,than an overgrown,neko spirit.He rolled over again and rested his head in her chest. That made Alice realize it was the same perverted feline.She swiftly kicked the cat in the crotch.His moment of pleasure was shattered and he huddled into a pain ridden position."What was that for?!"The cat yelled.She didn't responsed, instead she grabbed the cat's tail and continued down the trail. Darker and darker the hole became,until finally it became too dark to see."Crap!Hey cat,can't you brighten the situation?!"."Well because of the agonizing pain I'm in,you're on your own."The cat answered in an annoyed tone. A sudden brushing sound echoed through the cave."Did you hear that?"."I couldn't hear anything through your nagging."Alice yanked on his tail.She walked ferther down the cave path,she stopped when she felt something wet sink into her shoe."Not again..."She shook the water off.A pair of light blue eyes emerged from the darkness."Hello!!"The eyes shouted with gleed.They startled Alice."Oh sorry,let me get the light."The lights flicked on and revealed a strange aquatic creature.Slimy turquiose skin covered it from head to toe.It's webbed feet spread to the cave walls.A large turtle shell seemed to burden it with it's weight. Finally to top off it's abnormal apperance,it had tiny cowlike horns on it's head."What are you?"The cat eyed the creature and chuckled."It looks like a frog fracked a turtle."The creature splashed the cat.He yowled loudly."Friend of your's?"."He's supposed to be my guide but..."."But,I'm her secret lover."Alice elbowed the cat in the stomach. "By any chance would you know how to get out of here?"The creature pondered that thought."Ask the Jabberwock,he'd know."Alice froze,after the akward moment she began to giggle nervously."You see the Jabberwocky was about to eat us,so we uuh..."."You killed him?!!"The creature shocked at her statement stared off into the darkness."Friend of your's?"."No,he's been trying to eat for years.Thank you so very much for killing him!"The creature in delight shook Alice's hand."Okay,now can you tell us how to get out of here?"The creature nodded his head.He walked into the water until he was neck deep.He signaled for them to follow him.Alice carefully walked into the cold water.The cat shook his head"I'm not going!"."What's the matter furball,afraid of a little water."The creature teased."No it's just that I'm a cat,cat's don't like water.And..."."And what cat?"The cat began to fiddle with his fingers."What is it?"."I...I can't swim."His face turned red.Alice rolled her eyes.It wasn't too unexpected.Alice extended an arm to him."If I'm nice to you,will you stop being a total perv?"The cat looked at Alice and then at the water."This is the only way out,and who knows what else is hiding in this cave."His lips curled into a twisted smile."Well when you put it that way."He hoped into the water.Although he accomplished getting into the water,he completely forgot the fact he couldn't swim.He thrashed in the shalow water.Alice grabbed his hair and lift him onto her back."Are we ready yet?"The creature asked impaitently.They nodded,he dived into the murky water.They followed him.Schools of fish past them.Different colors,and unusual shapes.One fish inpartical,was a huge parania,with strange frog legs.The cat began to struggle when he saw the collasal beast.The creature ahead of them erged them to hurry.They swam faster,and soon Alice could see a large hole with a large amount of light being emitted.When they hit the surface the two gasped for air.The cat jumped off of her back and began shaking the water everywhere.Alice climbed out and collasped on the dirt."You need to get into shape."Alice glared at the feline."Well excuse me!Carrying a giant cat on your back while swimming isn't my idea of exercise!"She said through her panting.Alice almost forgot about her aquatic guide."Thanks for the help Mr...."When she turned to thank him, he had disappeared."Maybe the Snark got him."He looked down into the water.The creature emerged out of the water and squirted the cat.Before the cat could grab him,the creature dove back into the water."Stupid frog...turtle...thing."He turned to see Alice,was already leaving.He rushed to his feet and scurried towards her."Hey aren't you even going to thank me?"Alice stopped and turned to him with a blank face."For what?"She asked in a low tone."For helping you defeat the Jabberwocky."."Think I already did that, when I gave you that foul kiss."Her face cringed when she thought about that moment."Hey! You were the one who kissed me!"."What?!"A voice was head from ahead.A tall top hat peeked out of the bushes.The Hatter followed.He charged at the cat and tackled him to the ground."How dare you kiss her!!"."She kissed me!!"They continued this, while Alice watched.She then finally, pulled them off of each other.The Hatter stood up and took Alice's hand."Please tell me this isn't true!"Alice sighed and looked at the Hatter."You see,when the cat and I were battling the Jabberwocky,he fell unconscious.So I thought the kiss would wake him.Believe me,I didn't enjoy it!"Hatter looked at the cat and then at Alice."I believe you.But the cat must die!!"The Hatter pulled out his katana and aimed it at the cat.The cat backed away.Alice held the Hatter back,while the cat transformed and floated away.The Hatter slipped out of her grip."Why did you help him?!"."Remember he saved me.Give him a little credit."The Hatter huffed.Alice wrapped an arm around him."Tell ya what,you can kill him later."She kissed his cheek for reassurance.His gloom soon disappeared.He grabbed her hand and lead her down the path."Where are we going?"She asked while trying to keep her balance."To the Queen's Castle!I wanted to take you to the party,I can't let this opportunity slip through my fingers!"Alice didn't argue.She could finally go home,but the question still wanders around in her head.Where is the little white rabbit?Then,almost instantly,the rabbit appeared.The rabbit saw her and acclerated through the trees.Alice started to charge after the rabbit,leaving the Hatter,holding onto her hand.She followed her to a grove of rose trees.The rabbit was completely out of sight.+_+
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Oh Joy,the Jabberwock is dead
Alice rushed to edge of the entrance.She peered inside,but saw nothing but darkness."What cha doing?"The cat asked childishly.She ignored him.She walked into the darkness,cuddling up to the walls, she crept ferther down.She stopped when she heard something breathing behind her.A blinding light shined in her eyes."I thought could shed some light on the subject."A feline spirit dimmed the light."You've done quite enough,you stupid cat!Just leave me alone!"Alice continued to shuffle down the cave path.The cat transformed into it's somewhat human form.He stopped in Alice's path."What's your problem,cat!I'd like to get out of here!"."Not until you tell me what I've done, to make you so dogy!"Alice huffed and glared at the cat.She grabbed his collar,pulled him close to her face."Were you brain dead this entire time?!You've been a complete and utter pervert!You lead me into trouble!And to top it off you didn't even bother to remember any of it!!"She shoved him to the ground.A whimper could be heard from the cat.Alice turned away from him."That's not going pierce me..."The whimper turned into loud bawl.Alice tried to resist,but couldn't."I hate it when a someone crys,it's so pathetic."She sat down next to him.The cat held his head in his hands."Look I'm sorry."He didn't respond.She patted his back,in attempt to calm him."You really should try to be a little more helpful."In response,the cat wrapped his arms around her and continued bawling on her shoulder."Clearly that didn't work."She thought to herself."I said was sorry.Isn't that good enough?"She could feel his head shake no.His grip tightened.Already feeling uncomfortable,she tried to think of way to get him off.Her eyes perked with a small amount of sheer delight when a thought popped into her head.Slowly she began scratching the cat's ear.The bawling stopped and a relaxed meow escaped from his mouth."At least he stopped."He slowly rolled onto his back."What are you doing?"Alice reconized the movement from the cats in her world,apparently he wasn't very different.She sighed and rubbed the cat's belly."Better?"He responded with a meow that didn't seem manly nor human. He seemed more like a tiny,striped, kitten ,than an overgrown,neko spirit.He rolled over again and rested his head in her chest. That made Alice realize it was the same perverted feline.She swiftly kicked the cat in the crotch.His moment of pleasure was shattered and he huddled into a pain ridden position."What was that for?!"The cat yelled.She didn't responsed, instead she grabbed the cat's tail and continued down the trail. Darker and darker the hole became,until finally it became too dark to see."Crap!Hey cat,can't you brighten the situation?!"."Well because of the agonizing pain I'm in,you're on your own."The cat answered in an annoyed tone. A sudden brushing sound echoed through the cave."Did you hear that?"."I couldn't hear anything through your nagging."Alice yanked on his tail.She walked ferther down the cave path,she stopped when she felt something wet sink into her shoe."Not again..."She shook the water off.A pair of light blue eyes emerged from the darkness."Hello!!"The eyes shouted with gleed.They startled Alice."Oh sorry,let me get the light."The lights flicked on and revealed a strange aquatic creature.Slimy turquiose skin covered it from head to toe.It's webbed feet spread to the cave walls.A large turtle shell seemed to burden it with it's weight. Finally to top off it's abnormal apperance,it had tiny cowlike horns on it's head."What are you?"The cat eyed the creature and chuckled."It looks like a frog fracked a turtle."The creature splashed the cat.He yowled loudly."Friend of your's?"."He's supposed to be my guide but..."."But,I'm her secret lover."Alice elbowed the cat in the stomach. "By any chance would you know how to get out of here?"The creature pondered that thought."Ask the Jabberwock,he'd know."Alice froze,after the akward moment she began to giggle nervously."You see the Jabberwocky was about to eat us,so we uuh..."."You killed him?!!"The creature shocked at her statement stared off into the darkness."Friend of your's?"."No,he's been trying to eat for years.Thank you so very much for killing him!"The creature in delight shook Alice's hand."Okay,now can you tell us how to get out of here?"The creature nodded his head.He walked into the water until he was neck deep.He signaled for them to follow him.Alice carefully walked into the cold water.The cat shook his head"I'm not going!"."What's the matter furball,afraid of a little water."The creature teased."No it's just that I'm a cat,cat's don't like water.And..."."And what cat?"The cat began to fiddle with his fingers."What is it?"."I...I can't swim."His face turned red.Alice rolled her eyes.It wasn't too unexpected.Alice extended an arm to him."If I'm nice to you,will you stop being a total perv?"The cat looked at Alice and then at the water."This is the only way out,and who knows what else is hiding in this cave."His lips curled into a twisted smile."Well when you put it that way."He hoped into the water.Although he accomplished getting into the water,he completely forgot the fact he couldn't swim.He thrashed in the shalow water.Alice grabbed his hair and lift him onto her back."Are we ready yet?"The creature asked impaitently.They nodded,he dived into the murky water.They followed him.Schools of fish past them.Different colors,and unusual shapes.One fish inpartical,was a huge parania,with strange frog legs.The cat began to struggle when he saw the collasal beast.The creature ahead of them erged them to hurry.They swam faster,and soon Alice could see a large hole with a large amount of light being emitted.When they hit the surface the two gasped for air.The cat jumped off of her back and began shaking the water everywhere.Alice climbed out and collasped on the dirt."You need to get into shape."Alice glared at the feline."Well excuse me!Carrying a giant cat on your back while swimming isn't my idea of exercise!"She said through her panting.Alice almost forgot about her aquatic guide."Thanks for the help Mr...."When she turned to thank him, he had disappeared."Maybe the Snark got him."He looked down into the water.The creature emerged out of the water and squirted the cat.Before the cat could grab him,the creature dove back into the water."Stupid frog...turtle...thing."He turned to see Alice,was already leaving.He rushed to his feet and scurried towards her."Hey aren't you even going to thank me?"Alice stopped and turned to him with a blank face."For what?"She asked in a low tone."For helping you defeat the Jabberwocky."."Think I already did that, when I gave you that foul kiss."Her face cringed when she thought about that moment."Hey! You were the one who kissed me!"."What?!"A voice was head from ahead.A tall top hat peeked out of the bushes.The Hatter followed.He charged at the cat and tackled him to the ground."How dare you kiss her!!"."She kissed me!!"They continued this, while Alice watched.She then finally, pulled them off of each other.The Hatter stood up and took Alice's hand."Please tell me this isn't true!"Alice sighed and looked at the Hatter."You see,when the cat and I were battling the Jabberwocky,he fell unconscious.So I thought the kiss would wake him.Believe me,I didn't enjoy it!"Hatter looked at the cat and then at Alice."I believe you.But the cat must die!!"The Hatter pulled out his katana and aimed it at the cat.The cat backed away.Alice held the Hatter back,while the cat transformed and floated away.The Hatter slipped out of her grip."Why did you help him?!"."Remember he saved me.Give him a little credit."The Hatter huffed.Alice wrapped an arm around him."Tell ya what,you can kill him later."She kissed his cheek for reassurance.His gloom soon disappeared.He grabbed her hand and lead her down the path."Where are we going?"She asked while trying to keep her balance."To the Queen's Castle!I wanted to take you to the party,I can't let this opportunity slip through my fingers!"Alice didn't argue.She could finally go home,but the question still wanders around in her head.Where is the little white rabbit?Then,almost instantly,the rabbit appeared.The rabbit saw her and acclerated through the trees.Alice started to charge after the rabbit,leaving the Hatter,holding onto her hand.She followed her to a grove of rose trees.The rabbit was completely out of sight.+_+
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Pocky_PixieSticks_Anime on September 28, 2007, 12:56:22 PM
so cool! i think the Cheshire Cat is adorable. *huggles Cheshire Cat* the Hatter is cute too. can't wait to read more. =^_^= *gives pocky and pixie sticks*