Chapter 1 - OSS-ISS (AT SCHOOL)

1. Slap a teacher.
2. Flip a pencil at the teacher.
3. Break out in a song (Or High School Musical) in the middle of class.
4. Paint your Math homework in the middle of class.
5. Gamble in school.
6. Bring a sleeping bag and slide down the school stairs.
7. Launch items out the bus or car windows at random students.
8. Rip off the text book covers.
9. Scribble on the walls with EXPO markers.
10. Pull film out of video tapes in class.
11. Tell the teacher this: "Maybe my mom is a rare animal, but your mom is an ancient antique."
12. After getting OSS or ISS (OSS perferably) show up to school dance.
13. Walk out of school building during 7th period.
14. Hit a student with a chair.
15. Throw a chair down the steps in front of teacher and run.
16. Pour chocolate milk down the hallways and run and slip on it.
17. Leave the cafeteria when Lunch time is dismissed and leave your mess at the table.
18. Violate the dress code.
19. Hack the school computer...(DONT DO THIS!)
20. Use art materials for wrong purposes.
21. Take out your cell phone and talk in the middle of class.

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