Chapter 1 - 12 Days of Christmas
Submitted September 1, 2007 Updated September 1, 2007 Status Complete | we saw this and decided to write our own version of it
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Chapter 1 - 12 Days of Christmas
Chapter 1 - 12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
a dime bag of weed
on the second day of christmas
my true love gave to me
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the third day of christmas
my true love gave to me
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the fourth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the fifth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the sixth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
six road-kill possoms
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the seventh day of christmas
my true love gave to me
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the eigth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag weed
on the ninth day of christmas
my true gave to me
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and dime bag of weed
on the tenth day of christmas
my true love to me
ten chocolate maggots
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag weed
on the eleventh day of christmas
my true love gave to me
eleven horny geezers
ten chocolate maggots
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the twelfth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
twelve clones of Hitler
eleven horny geezers
ten chocolate maggots
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
My true love gave to me
a dime bag of weed
on the second day of christmas
my true love gave to me
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the third day of christmas
my true love gave to me
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the fourth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the fifth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the sixth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
six road-kill possoms
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the seventh day of christmas
my true love gave to me
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the eigth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag weed
on the ninth day of christmas
my true gave to me
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and dime bag of weed
on the tenth day of christmas
my true love to me
ten chocolate maggots
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag weed
on the eleventh day of christmas
my true love gave to me
eleven horny geezers
ten chocolate maggots
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
on the twelfth day of christmas
my true love gave to me
twelve clones of Hitler
eleven horny geezers
ten chocolate maggots
nine pedophiles
eight salted slugs
seven kinds of HIV
six road-kill possums
five 'borrowed' rings
four dead hookers
three broken pipes
two rusty spoons
and a dime bag of weed
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LoveKisameChan on July 9, 2008, 9:24:25 AM
HA!!! i gotta make some of these! I did a while back, but I can't remember it. My friend Steven sings, "On the first day of christmas, my true love gave to meeee! BEER." lolmusicismylife on February 23, 2008, 12:31:04 PM
woohoo!!reminds me of christmas... good times good times..rainbowfox16 on March 15, 2008, 10:16:33 AM
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*bows, catches rose from nowhere* Thank you, thank you.musicismylife on March 15, 2008, 11:36:54 AM
lol