Chapter 2 - Jingle Bells

streaking through the snow
as high as i can be
over the hills i go
naked all the way
ha ha ha
balls and nipples freeze
making children scream
oh what fun it it to streak
in zero degrees

oh, jingle balls,jingle balls,jingle all the way
oh what fun it streak
in nothing but pantyhose
hey
jingle balls,jingle balls, jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to streak
in nothing but pantyhose

a day or two ago
i thought i'd be embarresed
but today i smoked some pot
and now i could care less
the night was long and cold
frostbites taking hold
i think i'm gonna die
and i'm not even old

oh, jingle balls,jingle balls,jingle all the way
oh what fun it streak
in nothing but pantyhose
hey
jingle balls,jingle balls, jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to streak
in nothing but pantyhose

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