Chapter 1 - Ralph's world
Submitted June 4, 2006 Updated June 4, 2006 Status Complete | Not a story. Just a song I made up about Ralph (my favourite character )ages ago. It's in the tune of Avril Lavigne's my world and it's a Ralph Wiggum version of it.
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Chapter 1 - Ralph's world
Chapter 1 - Ralph's world
I went to school the other day,
eating crayons on my way,
I always have stupid things to say,
Probably cos I always forget every time someone tells me their cat''s name,
It''s always gonna be the same,
Spent my time eating muck,
Sometimes got beaten up,
Grew up in a 5000 population town,
Once got ill from eating glue,
Miss Hoover says my work will never do,
All in a small town, Springfield
Y''know I always stay up without sleeping,
And think to myself,
Where do I belong forever,
Who''s my friend and where''s my paste?
(chorus.)
Can''t help it if I eat all the paste,
Good food like worms I''ll never waste,
I''ll wet my pants or go in a daydream,
In this head my thoughts are deep,
I''m a viking in my sleep,
Will someone please be my friend,
I''m off again in my world.
I once glued my head to my shoulders,
I''ll be a Caterpillar when I''m older,
And I''ll play with my imaginary friends,
So my leprechaun tells me to burn things,
Miss Hoover says I must start to learn things,
There''s nothing else better to do anyway.
When you''re all alone in the land of Ralph Wiggum,
Lay under the milky way,
It''s my bedtime it''s getting too late now,
I''m not in love with Lisa no more.
(Chorus.)
I eat grass so I eat ants,
I made Bart in my pants,
My dad''s a cop,
Please give me a chance
(Chorus.)
eating crayons on my way,
I always have stupid things to say,
Probably cos I always forget every time someone tells me their cat''s name,
It''s always gonna be the same,
Spent my time eating muck,
Sometimes got beaten up,
Grew up in a 5000 population town,
Once got ill from eating glue,
Miss Hoover says my work will never do,
All in a small town, Springfield
Y''know I always stay up without sleeping,
And think to myself,
Where do I belong forever,
Who''s my friend and where''s my paste?
(chorus.)
Can''t help it if I eat all the paste,
Good food like worms I''ll never waste,
I''ll wet my pants or go in a daydream,
In this head my thoughts are deep,
I''m a viking in my sleep,
Will someone please be my friend,
I''m off again in my world.
I once glued my head to my shoulders,
I''ll be a Caterpillar when I''m older,
And I''ll play with my imaginary friends,
So my leprechaun tells me to burn things,
Miss Hoover says I must start to learn things,
There''s nothing else better to do anyway.
When you''re all alone in the land of Ralph Wiggum,
Lay under the milky way,
It''s my bedtime it''s getting too late now,
I''m not in love with Lisa no more.
(Chorus.)
I eat grass so I eat ants,
I made Bart in my pants,
My dad''s a cop,
Please give me a chance
(Chorus.)
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