Chapter 0 - edward goes to bloody mountain
Submitted August 11, 2007 Updated August 11, 2007 Status Complete | based off of charlie goes to candy mountain but with a twilight twist Note I do not own twilight or charlie
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Chapter 0 - edward goes to bloody mountain
Chapter 0 - edward goes to bloody mountain
Emmett: EDWARD EDWARD COME ON EDWARD COME!!!!
Alice:yeah edward hurry up you silly funny head
edward:aghh what is it guys this better be pretty important I was just on my way to bellas house
Alice:bella can wait edward were gonna go on an adventure
Emmett: yeah edward an adventure
Alice:were going to go to bloody mountain edward
Emmett: yeah edward bloody mountain
Edward:...bloody mountain...uhhh...yeah right listen I,m just gonna go back to getting ready
Alice:NO EDWARD YOU GOTTA COME WITH US !!!! the sooner you come the sooner you will get to see bella!!
Edward:*sighs* fine
(they leave the house)
Alice&Emmett:LALALALALLALAL
Edward:ughhh will you guys stop singing
(they stop singing and walk a few more steps all off a sudden jacob appears)
Edward:What the crap?
Alice:its a leoplurodon edward
Emmett: a magical leoplurodon
Edward: NO ITS NOT IT JUST JACOB THE WEREWOLF BOY!
Jacob:Edward it ends now I want bella all to myself and I-
Alice:IT HAS SPOKEN!!!!
Emmett: that way to bloody mountain!!!!
(Alice&Emmett&edward walk by a dumbstruck jacob)
(they walk into port angalos)
Edward:Guys what are we doing here?
Emmett:edwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd edwarrrrrrrrrrrrd edwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddd
Edward:WHAT IM RIGHT HERE!!!
Alice:Were in port angalos edward
Emmett:were almost to bloody mountain edward
(walk a few more miles and arive at bloody mountain)
Alice:WERE HEREEEEEEE!!!!
Edward:well whad do you know it really does exist
Emmett:go inside edward go insideeeeeeee edward
Edward:uhh I dont know
Alice;EDWARD GO INSIDE OR I WILL TAKE YOU SHOPPPING!!!!
Edward:uhh ok
(edward walks inside)
Alice&Emmett:Goodbye edward gooooooooodbyeeeeeeeeeee
Edward:whay? HAY WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS
(someone comes and beats up edward)
(edward wakes up)
Edward:ohhhhhh my what...what happend?
Edward:alice? emmett?
(silence)
Edward: oh well atleast now I can go see bella
(edward goes to bellas house and climbs up into the window)
Edward:BELLA???........ bella? *looks around*...bella?
(edward finds a note on bellas pillow he reads it)
Edward:.....aww THEY TOOK BELLA AGAIN!!!!!!
Alice:yeah edward hurry up you silly funny head
edward:aghh what is it guys this better be pretty important I was just on my way to bellas house
Alice:bella can wait edward were gonna go on an adventure
Emmett: yeah edward an adventure
Alice:were going to go to bloody mountain edward
Emmett: yeah edward bloody mountain
Edward:...bloody mountain...uhhh...yeah right listen I,m just gonna go back to getting ready
Alice:NO EDWARD YOU GOTTA COME WITH US !!!! the sooner you come the sooner you will get to see bella!!
Edward:*sighs* fine
(they leave the house)
Alice&Emmett:LALALALALLALAL
Edward:ughhh will you guys stop singing
(they stop singing and walk a few more steps all off a sudden jacob appears)
Edward:What the crap?
Alice:its a leoplurodon edward
Emmett: a magical leoplurodon
Edward: NO ITS NOT IT JUST JACOB THE WEREWOLF BOY!
Jacob:Edward it ends now I want bella all to myself and I-
Alice:IT HAS SPOKEN!!!!
Emmett: that way to bloody mountain!!!!
(Alice&Emmett&edward walk by a dumbstruck jacob)
(they walk into port angalos)
Edward:Guys what are we doing here?
Emmett:edwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd edwarrrrrrrrrrrrd edwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddd
Edward:WHAT IM RIGHT HERE!!!
Alice:Were in port angalos edward
Emmett:were almost to bloody mountain edward
(walk a few more miles and arive at bloody mountain)
Alice:WERE HEREEEEEEE!!!!
Edward:well whad do you know it really does exist
Emmett:go inside edward go insideeeeeeee edward
Edward:uhh I dont know
Alice;EDWARD GO INSIDE OR I WILL TAKE YOU SHOPPPING!!!!
Edward:uhh ok
(edward walks inside)
Alice&Emmett:Goodbye edward gooooooooodbyeeeeeeeeeee
Edward:whay? HAY WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS
(someone comes and beats up edward)
(edward wakes up)
Edward:ohhhhhh my what...what happend?
Edward:alice? emmett?
(silence)
Edward: oh well atleast now I can go see bella
(edward goes to bellas house and climbs up into the window)
Edward:BELLA???........ bella? *looks around*...bella?
(edward finds a note on bellas pillow he reads it)
Edward:.....aww THEY TOOK BELLA AGAIN!!!!!!
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