Chapter 2 - Danny

Me: Welcome back to Random Interviews with Random People!
Danny: Yo.
Me: Meet Danny Fenton/Phantom!
Danny: Yup.
Me: So, could you tell us about what it's like to have ghost powers?
Audience: *cheers*
Danny: Well, I'm always battlin' these retarded ghosts and I never have time for breakfast! You know what I mean?
Me: *sweatdrop* I...have...no idea...what you...mean...
Danny: I always wanted to ask you anime people something... How do you people fall without falling *anime fall*, have sweatdrops that come outta nowhere, have eyes that change into impossible shapes, and live while getting electricuted, burned, and being frozen??
Me: I never really thought of that.
Danny: ....
Me: How is it like juggling school, family, and having paranormal superpowers?
Danny: It's like friggin' complicated!
Me: I see.
Danny: And one more thing. How come you anime peeps don't go to school? Wouldn't you all be retarded sausages??
Me: *in a phony nice voice* Well, we anime people are born smart so I guess we don't hafta go to school...*anime vein*
Same Random Guy: Man, this is better than the last *beep* show!
Me: What?! What are you doin' here??!!! O.o I thought you were captured by Team Aqua!
Random Guy: Who?!
Danny: Wasn't it that guy that felt 10 years younger?
Me: How do you know that?
Danny: Dude, I watch the show...
*random guy starts cussing for no reason*
*Danny fires and ecto-blast at him*
Danny: That'll shut you up!
Me: Thank you lord... So, as I was saying...
*random ghosts come outta nowhere*
Me: Hey, I know you! You're Skulker! The puny ghost who needs a super high tech suit!
Danny: How do you know that?
Me: Dude, I watch the show.
Danny: Wait a minute, I have a show?
Skulker: *looks at camera and waves* Ghost child, I have come to finally put your pelt on my wall!
Audience+Me: Eeewww!!!
Random Kid: Dude, people are watching this, they don't need to hear your disgusting needs!
Danny: Goin' ghost!
Me: This is like friggin' AWESOME!
*Danny fires ecto-blasts at Skulker*
Audience: Ooooo..pretty lights....
Me: God, I wish I had a camera! Oh! *takes camera and starts recording the battle*
Danny: I don't see how you people are enjoying this-Whoa! *dodges missle*
Skulker: What's with you girl?
Me: Yo, my name ain't girl and I suggest you keep it that way!
Skulker: No matter, I don't care about you girl. All I care about is the Ghost child.
Me: WHY YOU!!!!! *climbs light wire, leaps onto Danny for a boost, and onto Skulker*
Danny: Hey, that hurt!
Me: I'll tear you apart!!!!!*tears some random wire and gets electricuted but still lives*
Danny: Dang, how do you people DO that?!
Me: *pulls out central battery and Skulker dies*
Danny: That saved me a load of time...
Me: Ha! Crystal triumphs again!!!
*starts falling toward the ground*
*hits it with a thud*
*Danny flies back down*
Danny: Hey, you okay?
Me: *anime vein* AM I OKAY??!!! YOU COULD HAVE SAVED ME FROM A SKULL CONCUSSION!!!!!
*me and Danny start fighting*
Audience: Let's get outta here! *tiptoes out nearest exit*
*random guy starts cussing out at the miniature Skulker*
Me: Hey you *beep* random guy, go home and get a life!
Random Guy: *heads toward door and is STILL cussing out*
Danny: Does that guy come to every show and just cuss out like that?
Me: Unfortunately...
Danny: Now what?
Me: Let's go party with the other cartoons!!! XD
*me and Danny walk away*
***
*at the house full of Nick Cartoons and Pokemon Peeps*
Me: Yo, I got this cool new tape!
*pops tape into VCR*
*images start appearing*
*everyone gets glasses from nowhere and puts them on to sheild their eyes from the lights*
Altogether: OOOoooooo!!!!

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