Chapter 3 - Silver

Me: Next we will be interviewing Silver uhh...he has no last name....Moving on!
Silver: *stares*
Me: So Silver, I heard you burned your hand once.
Silver: Yeah.
Me: Well, wouldn't you have felt the pain?! Wouldn't you be crying for your Mommy?!
Silver: I have no Mommy...
Me: Oh...sorry...*sweatdrop* So, do you have a true passion for Dark Pokemon?
Silver: Yes.
Me: *points at Silver* WELL TOO BAD BUSTER, I CALLED IT FIRST!
Silver: *sweatdrop*
Me: Yes, well then... *interrupted by an "OUCH!"* What the?!
*Rhia is poking Danny in the audience*
Me: Shaddup!!
Silver: Can I go to the restroom?
Me: Uhhhh...sure. Third door down the hall.
*Silver gets up and walks away*
Me: We'll be back with a commercial break!
Rhia: Hey, where'd you go?!
Me: What?!
Rhia: That weird ghost kid just disappeared!
Me: Erm...well...what do you expect? He's a ghost.
Rhia: Oh, anyway I'm gonna beat his guts out for calling us anime peeps stupid!
*Silver comes back*
Me: And we're back!
Silver: .....
Me: Silver, do you have any memories of being kidnapped by Ho-oh and being raised by the Mask of Ice?
Silver: I was 2 when that happened.
Me: What about falling in love with Blue *the girl* ?
Silver: *shifts eyes* Erm....
Me: How is it having a life of theivery and mischeif?
Silver: *shifts eyes a couple of times* Is this an interrogation?
Me: If it was, why would we be on T.V.?
Camera guy: 15 minutes.
Random Guy: Awww, *beep* I hafta go to the bathroom!
Me: Down the hall, third door.
Silver: *sweatdrop*
Me: How many times have you attempted to tell Blue that you love her?
Silver: *starts counting on fingers* Ummm...
Me: Good, so you now how to count!
Silver: I'm not that dumb!
Me: You dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb you really are.
Silver: *anime vein*
*interrupted by another "OUCH!"*
Me: Well it seems we have a quarrel in the audience!
*Rhia is trying to grab Danny while he is running toward the stage*
Audience: *gasp!*
Danny: Help! I'm being attacked by a crazy girl!
Rhia: Who you calling crazy?!! *lunges and falls on top of Danny*
Me: Silver, fix the problem.
Silver: Why me?
Me: Cause I said so!
*Danny goes ghost and flies outta Rhia's reach*
Silver: Stop. No. I did my best.
Me: *anime vein and get's outta chair* Okay, Rhia calm down and turn your anger toward Silver...
Silver: *eyes widen*
Rhia: I gotsa plan! Go Plushie! *throw pokeball*
Danny: What is that THING?! A dragon?
Rhia: Correction. A Dragonite! Plushie, Hydro Pump!
Danny: Wahhhhh!!!
*plushie fires hydro pump which sends Danny smack into the wall*
Me: Hey, that's not cool! I said Silver!
Silver: O.O
Danny: Okay, this'll just be like fighting the ghost Dragon with the ghost amulet of Eragon! *punches Plushie in the belly*
*squeak!*
*Plushie punches Danny back*
Danny: OFMPH! *falls to ground*
Silver: I rather be in Jhoto...
Me: To bad! You're here! And I'm gonna deal with this myself! GO QUARTZ! *sends out Rayquayza*
*hops on Quartz*
Me: Take off!
*Quartz picks up Silver*
Silver: What the *beep*?! I've never been flying, get me outta here, I'm scared!
Me: What about Ho-oh?
Silver: I was 2!!!
Me: Well,Quartz, throw Silver at Dragonite to distract it!
Silver: O.O
*throws Silver at Plushie*
*squeak!*
*Silver falls*
Me: Now get Danny!
Danny: Not another Dragon!
Me: Correction. It's a Rayquaza which has no relation to the name "DRAGON".
*Danny gets on Quartz*
Me: Rayquaza, Hyper Beam!
*Quartz fires Hyper Beam at ceiling which breaks and then they escape.
*Danny slips off accidently*
*Splat!*
Rhia: Now, where was I? *picks up Danny by clothes and bangs him against the wall*
Danny: Wait. Duh, ghost powers. *phases through wall*
Rhia: *BEEP*!! *runs outta building to chase Danny*
Silver: *gurgle* I'm hungry... *pulls out random box of Triscuits*
Camera man: Well, we're outta time for now...
Silver: Triscuits aren't that bad...
Camera man: *sweatdrop*

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