Chapter 4 - Patrick

Me: Hello, once again!
Patrick: *jumping*
Me: Today our guest is Patrick Star!
Patrick: *still jumping*
Me: Patrick, sit down....
Patrick: Hm? Oh. Okay! *sits down*
Me: So Patrick, how does it feel like to live under a rock?
Patrick: I live under a rock?
Me: Ookkaayy...how did it feel like to be one of the chosen ones on the videogame Batle for Volcano Island?
Patrick: I was one of chosen ones?
Me: Yes, remember you were jumping and jumping....
Patrick: Oh yeah, and jumping and jumping and....
Me: Yeah, moving on....
Patrick: And jumping and jumping...
Me: *sweatdrop*
Patrick: Hey, is there icecream here?
Me: No....but there are Triscuits!
Patrick: Triscuits!
Me: Silver, give him the Triscuits!
Silver: Awww, but the Triscuits are good!
Me: *snatches Triscuits and gives them to Patrick*
Patrick: Oh man, these are awesome! *shoving Triscuits into his mouth*
Me: How do you people like Triscuits so much?!
Silver:......
Me: Patrick, I understand your best friend is Spongebob Squarepants.
Patrick: Yeah! *Triscuits are falling out of his mouth*
Me: Patrick...enough of the Triscuits... *snatches Trsicuits and gives them back to Silver*
*the box is covered in spit*
Silver: *grimacing* You can have it back....
Me: Just be thankful that you're wearing gloves.
Patrick: *starts scratching his butt*
Me: Erm...Patrick, you have won an award that says you did nothing longer than anything else.
Patrick: Yes, it...was....so....SHINY!
Me: I see.
*CRASH!*
Patrick: Lalalalala....
Me: It's the Alaskan Bull Worm!!!
*Sandy and Spongebob are riding on top of it*
Sandy: Hold on y'all!
Spongebob: Hi Patrick!
Patrick: Hi Spongebob!
Me: HNRRGAHH!!! *dodges out of worm's way*
Patrick: I wanna ride! *jumps onto ALsakan Bull Worm*
Sandy: Hey Patrick!
Random Guy: Hey what's with the *beep* Worm?!
Me: Do you have anything better to do?
Random Guy: It's not like I have a *beep* wife or *beep* anything!
Me: Well that explains everything...
Alaskan Bull Worm: ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandy: Okay, Worm you're goin' down! *karate chop!*
A.B.W.: ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: I don't think you should be doin' that!
Random Guy: *BEEP*! *throws soda bottle at A.B.W.*
A.B.W.: *turns an faces Random Guy* RRRRAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!*charges toward him*
Patrick: WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spongebob: Oh no! That cussing old guy is in trouble!
Random Guy: *BEEP*! Again with the old! What's with you *beep* people?
Sandy: Watch out!
*A.B.W. eats Random Guy*
Me: Yay!
Patrick: That was fun!
Sandy+Spongebob: ........
Silver: The box is outta Triscuits.
Me: Who cares about the *beep* Triscuits?! They taste like crap!!!!
Silver: Why must you hurt me like this...
*Groudon crashes through the ceiling followed by Gary*
Me: Whoa! Gary, were'd you come from?
Gary: *nervously* Team.......Magma........
Me: What?! First it's Aqua and now Magma?!
Groudon: RRRRRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *faces toward A.B.W.*
A.B.W.: HHHNNNGRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Maxie: Get that Groudon but avoid the giant pink thing!!!!
Tabatha: Alright move! *Team Magma grunts charge toward Groudon*
A.B.W.: Rar! *swallows Tabatha and grunts*
Maxie: *sweatdrop* Oh my.....that's a problem......
Spongebob: Who are the ugly looking fish?
Patrick: Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps....
Sandy: Those two critters don't look very happy with each other....
Announcer guy: Will Groudon and the Alaskan Bull Worm have an epic battle of a lifetime, will the interview ever go on, and will Silver get more Triscuits? Stay tuned!..........................
TO BE CONTINUED...

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