Chapter 5 - Groundon V.S. the Alaskan Bull Worm!

Announcer Guy: And we're back where we left off!
[Groudon is charging up a solar beam]
Me: OH NO! The soloar beam is gonna reck my set!!!
Maxie: Whoa...I'm on T.V.?
[groudon shoots off solar beam]
A.B.W: Gooarrrrr!!![digs into the floor]
Me: You *beep*! You cost me damage to the set, and I hafta pay for it!!!
Groudon: RRRRNNNGGAAAHHHHHH!! [uses earthquake]
Me: [ground shaking] Ttthhaaattt iiissss noottt hheeellllppinngggg!!!
A.B.W. [rams into Groudon's stomach]
Groudon: Rraarrr..!!![punches A.B.W.]
A.B.W.: [throws up]
Tabatha: ALAST! Freedom!!!
Random grunt: It's a wonder that you're not mentally ill....
[A.B.W. throws up more stuff...trees, cars, furninture...etc.]
Tabatha: [crawling out from the pile of rubble] I'M STILL ALIVE!
Maxie: Erm.
Me: Stop ruining my set! [looks around] [grabs Silver by the shirt collar]
HHHNNNGGRRAAAA!! [throws at A.B.W.]
Silver: What the *BEEP!*
[rams into A.B.W.]
A.B.W.: Rnngghh???
Silver: Heheh...AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh no you don't!
[Groudon uses Slash]
A.B.W.: [uses barf attack]
Groundon: HHRRANNGGHHH!!! [wiping off the upchuck]
[A.B.W. smiles]
Me: Eewww. I ain't cleaning up thatmess... [to Maxie] YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THIS!!! NOW GO FIX IT!!!!!!!!!! [heaves Maxie at Groudon]
[slams into Groudon and lands next to gary, who is eating Triscuits]
Gary: So...'sup....
Maxie: groan......
Silver: Hey, gimme those Tricuits!!!
Gary: YOUR Triscuits?
[Silver lunges for the Triscuits and they start fighting]
[triscuits fly everywhere]
Maxie: [secretly takes triscuit] Not bad.
Me: Oh that's just great!!!!
Groudon+A.B.W.: [notice Triscuits] Ggrrrhhhh...[leans toward gary, silver and maxie]
Silver+ Gary: [stop fighting and see the two giant monsters looking at them] AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [they hug each other]
Maxie: Hah! I know how to come forth with my diabolical plan!!! [takes Trtiscuits and starts to run away leaving a trail behind]
[groundon follows, eating them]
Maxie: hello, a little help?!
Tabatha: ......OH!...Let's go! To the helicopter! [trips then gets back up agains and acts as if nothing happened]
A.B.W.: MMrmrmmmm.... [eats some triscuits]
[Animal control comes in]
Animal control guy: Whoa! We're gonna need a bigger van!
2nd animal guy: [shoots tranqulizer]
A.B.W.: rrwrwwararaa......[falls unconscious]
*** (after and hour or so)
Me: Okay guys, don't forget to get every spot on the floor!!
[team magma grunts are repairing set]
Patrick: That was.......so awesome!
Spongebob: At least nobody got hurt.
Random Guy: Are you *beep* blind?
Me: Okay, now I think that's good enough!
[Everyone leaves]
Me: Goodbye, have a nice day! Or else! [points at Maxie] except you....
Maxie: Now what?
Me: [in a lawer voice] I have sued you for a fine of 10 million dollars for the distruction of my set...either accept the charges or you'll be forced to go to the penatentury for a period of 20 to 50 years...
Maxie: [takes paper with the fine on it] And how to you suppose me to get this type of moolah?
Me: You'll figure out something....eventually....
[me and maxie stand in silence for a couple of seconds]
Me: Maxie sounds a kindergarten name, doesn't it?
Maxie: *anime vein* Don't you have respect for people's names? I mean you have kid here named after a *beep* metal!
Silver: that's me! [thumbs up while eating triscuits]
Me: Touchy, aren't you?
Maxie: WHAT the *BEEP*?!
ME: [whistles] I think you need some time to reflect upon what you've done to hurt people's feelings.
Maxie: ...........*sweatrop* [crumbles fine into a ball] I'll remeber that....
[Maxie leaves]
Me: Oh wait!
[Maxie turns around]
Maxie: What now?
Me: Why not try doing some community service to pay off the fine?
Maxie: .....
Me: And did you know Archie when you were in kindergarten?
Maxie: Okay...you have officially gotten on my nerves. G'bye.
[slams door]
Me: Dang, why are people so testy these days?
Gary: Beats me.
Silver: [munch munch] Whatever.
Gary: Hey that's my box!
Silver: [running] now it isn't!
[Gary and Silver get into another fight]
[triscuit falls on ground]
Me: [picks up triscuit and takes a tiny bit] BBLLGGRRRAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
THAT'S disgusting!!!!
Random Guy: I think triscuits taste like *beep* too.
Me: [eye twitches] No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay.

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