Chapter 6 - Heather

Me: Hello peeps! Today we'll be interviwing one of my best friends, Heather!!
Heather: Yup, that's me!
Me: So Heather, how long have you been my friend?
Heather: [scratches her head] Uh..about 2 years?
Me: Really? I didn't think it was that short...
Heather: Time flies by when you eat Triscuits all day...
[Silver and Gary are still fighting over the Triscuits]
Me: Will someone go and shut those two the *beep* up!
Random camera guy: I'm on it. [rushes to back stage with a baseball bat]
Baseball bat: WHOK!!!
Me: Ahh, music to my ears...
Heather: Do it again!!
[Gary and Silver come out on stage with their hands on their heads]
Gary: Mommy, look at the pretty unicorns....
Silver: [sidesteps away from Gary] um.......
Heather+Me: *sweatdrop*
Heather: Wait a minute, I thought you didn't have a mom.
Gary: She went to Candy land.....
Heather: [sarcastically] Right....
Random Guy: Get those two *beeps* offa the *beep* stage!!
Me: You need mental help! [whistles]
[Mental institution guys in white coats take him away]
Random Guy: What the *beep*! I'll be back I tell ya *beeps*!!!
Heather: I wish I came here sooner, this place is fun!!
Me: You got that right!
Silver: [pulls out box of Trsicuits]
Me: How many of those darn things to you have?!
Silver: I rather not tell...
Heather: Ooooooooo!!!! You stole them!!!
Silver: [sweatdrop] No I didn't!
Gary: [flapping arms up and down] Look, I'm a birdie! [jumps off stage]
Me: That...was...weird...
Random sweeping guy: [sweeps up gary in pushbroom] It's all good.
Gary: Goodbye!! Goodbye birdies!!!
Silver: [sweatdrop]
Me: hey, how come you didn't get hit with the bat?
Silver: I used gary as a human sheild.
Me: Ahhh..... [goes and picks up chair] [whack Silver on the head] Sweeper dude, we havr more trash!
Silver: Hahaha! The bunnies are dancing in circles....
Heather: [sweatdrop]
[Tabatha barges in]
Tabatha: Here's that fine that you wanted!
Me: [holds money up to light] It's a fake!!! [glares at tabatha]
Tabatha: [looks around] I didn't do it!
Me: Well go get Maxie!!
Heather: What are you talking about? A fine?
Me: It's a long story........I tell ya in lunch break....
Heather: There's Tabatha again.
[Tabatha is pushing Maxie infront of him]
Maxie: Tabatha, what are you doing...?
Tabatha: Trying not to die....
Maxie: [looking at Tabatha] What?!
Me: You! Gimmie meh money NOW!!!
Maxie: We don't have any money!!!
Heather: Then how do you afford all the equipment and helicopters?
Maxie: Ummm....[think for a second] we're funded by Nationwide.
Rhia: I knew that Nationwide was on your enemy's side!!
Me: Hey, I told you that in the first place!!
Heather: Just pay the stupid fine!! I have a cellphone, and I'm not afraid to use it!!
Tabatha: [runs out the door abandoning Maxie]
Maxie: And how are you gonna use that stupid cell phone?
Heather: I can annoy you [plays ringtone] with my loud and obnoxious ringtone!!
Maxie+Me: [anime fall]
Me: Heather, this is no time to play your obnoxious ringtone!
Heather: Okay, then what about this!! [pulls out pen]
Maxie: What now?
Me: Heather, what are you gonna do with a *beep* pen?!
Heather: Watch! Hyah!!! [she jumps off the stage and scribbles nuetrals all over Maxie]
Me: Yay! Nuetrals save the day!!
Heather: You got that right! [winks]
Maxie: What the *beep* did you do???!!!!!! [charges toward Heather]
Heather: Uh-oh. [picks up chair and heaves it at Maxie]
Me: Sweeping guy, more trash!!
Heather: [Gets money outta Maxie's pocket] And we have the moolah to pay the fine!
Sweeping guy: [humming a tune and sweeps up Maxie}
Me+Heather: And that's all for today!!
[Random Guy bursts through the door]
Me: Uh-oh. [me and Heather run off stage]
***
[in the garbage]
random sweeping guy: [pick up magazine and throw it in the trash along with Gary, Silver, and Maxie]
Gary: I like marshmallows!!
Silver: [to Maxie] So, want some Triscuits?
Maxie: [stares evilly]
Silver: [grabs Gary and jumps outta the garbage bin]
Gary: WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'm on a unicorn!!!
Maxie: [gets outta garbage bin and tabatha comes walking in]
Tabatha: [looking at the scribbled nuetrals] What happened to you?

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