Chapter 7 - Ashleetheangel1312

Me:Yo! Long time no see! Today our special guest is Ashlee!!
Aslee: Hiya everyone!!
Me: So Ashlee, I understand you are a Pokemon trainer.
Ashlee: Yup, Pokemon rocks! [holds up victory sign]
Me: I see you have alotta confidence. Would anyone in our fabulous audience like to challenge Ashlee?
Audience: ME!! ME!!!!!! [waves hands around]
[Rhia lifts Benny's arm up]
[Benny jerks it down]
Me: Let's see...I pick... [runs off stage]
[comes back dragging Shinji by the collar]
Shinji: Hey, what the heck! I only have 4 pokemon! And I hafta help Gary get the Triscuits!!
Me: Tough luck, you're battlin' SANJO!
[runs back to table]
Shinji: IT'S SHINJI!!!!!!!
Ashlee: Go Suicune! [throws Pokeball]
Shinji: Uh, uh...go Elekid! [throws Pokeball]
Elekid: [looks up at Suicune and gets all scared]
Ashlee: Use Aurora Beam!
Suicune: Suicune!! [shoots Aurora beam and freezes Elekid]
Me: Ashlee wins round one! Next battle is a double battle!
Ashlee: Go Eevee and Pikachu!
Shinji: Er...Ursaring and Chimchar!
Ashlee: Pikachu use Thunder, Eevee use Dig!
Pikachu: PIKUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!![shocks both Pokemon, and Shinji]
Eevee: Eev! [digs underground and comes back up, ramming into Ursaring]
Shinji: C'mon, this isn't fair!!! Urgh, go Azumarill!
Azumarill: Azu! [uses Hydro Pump]
Aslee: [snapping her finger] Pikachu, Thunder!
Pikachu: CHA!!! [shocks Azumarill]
Azumarill: Azuma! [faints in a burnt crisp]
Me: Well, Ashlee wins. Shinji's a Loser. Now the Pokemon need feeding. Go PAUL and feed them! [heaves Shinji]
Shinji: I don't do my own stunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashlee: I'm hungry.
Heather: I got the buffet wagon!
Me: Where'd you get a buffet wagon?
Heather: Let's just say the waiter at Chili's wasn't looking!
Ashlee: Alright, let's eat!
[hoard of Pokemon rams through the wall]
Me; Okay, ya'll stop recking my SET!!
[Pokemon start eating food offa ther buffet wagon]
Me: What the *beep*! SANJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinji: [comes onto stage, out of breath] What?!
Me: EXPLAIN THAT!! [point to mass of Pokemon eating pizza and slurping soda]
Shinji: But I thought that was Silver's job!
Me: [fuming] well, FIX IT!
[looking trought hole in the wall]
[Gary and Silver are playing checkers]
Silver: Remember. Whoever wins gets the Triscuits...
Gary: Right.
Me: WHAT THE?!
Ashlee: No, the food! Rawwrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh! Go MEW!!! PSYBEAM!
Mew: Mew! [shoots Psybeam]
[all the Pokemon flee]
[Heather and Ashlee start eating what's left]
Me: [manacingly]Now where's Shinji...[holding Flamethrower gun]
Shinji: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Heather: [to Ashlee] Are you gonna finish that pizza?
Ashlee: No, you can have it!
Heather: Alright!
***
Silver: KING ME!
Gary: You're not even on the end of the board, stupid!
Silver: Whatever, I still get the Triscuits! [grabs Trisciuts and starts running]
Gary: HEY!

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