Chapter 8 - Saturn
Submitted December 27, 2006 Updated May 31, 2007 Status Incomplete | I dunno..based offa something I saw on suta-ratio.com! BOO-YAH!!!
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Chapter 8 - Saturn
Chapter 8 - Saturn
Me: Hello, good day everyone! Welcome back!
Heather: Hi Mom!
Rhia: Hi random people!
Me: Today we;ll be interviewing one of Team Galactic's commanders, Saturn..who also looks like a girl!
Saturn: Hey!
Me: [coughs] Okay, was it true that Cyrus kidnapped you at birth?
Saturn: How would I know?!
Me: Well, is it true that Cyrus called you a &*@#?
Saturn: Yes.
Me: Did you ever find out what it means?
Saturn: No.
Me: Well it means *censored*!
Saturn: [shudders]
Me: was it true that wherever you went there was an electric fence to keep you and the other commanders from running away?
Saturn: Uh...yeah...
Me: Um... DO YA KNOW HOW OLD CYRUS IS???!!!
Saturn: Uh..around 50... i guess...
Cyrus: HEY!
Me: You truly are old! Older than giovanni, maxie, and archie!!
Cyrus: Who the *beep* are they?
Random Guy: What the *beep* are you doing here ya *beep*?!
Cyrus: Shut up you *beep*, I'm here because Saturn ran away again! And I didn't get the electric fences up in time!
Me: Well, you;re in the Hoenn region, so tough luck. There are no electric fences!
Saturn: ......yay!
Me: Is it true that yoyu and the other commanders still cry a lot like when you were little?
Saturn: NO!
Cyrus: [laughing] Yes yo do!!! It gives me a headache!
Random Guy: *beep* you, I can't hear the show!
Cyrus: [gets up and throws gernade at Random Guy]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Guy: [faints]
Me: No explosives in the audience!!
Heather: Yeah, what she said!
Rhia: Ooo...expolosives...Got any more?!
Me+Heather: Rhia!
Rhia: [huffs]Sor-ry!
Me: Okay, do you believe if you weren't raised by Cyrus you would have a different hairstyle, and a better name?
Saturn...uhh..I never thought about that...
Me: that's great, your name can be Bob for all I care!
Saturn: Bob's even stupider than Saturn!
Me: I know. So, PLUTO...
Saturn: [angry]
Me:...Did Cyrus ever give you a new style of clothing? i mean, you wear long sleeves and long pants, you're gonna bake in the sun like a hot tamale!
Saturn: What's a tamale?
Me: Well, Cyrus certainly doesn't know how to raise children...
Cyrus: This is ridiculous! Saturn, get back to work!
Saturn: NO!!!!!!!![starts crying]
Me: Jeez, way to break the sound barrier!
Heather: My ears, my cell phone is short circuiting!
random Guy:*BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Me: Why are you always here?!
Random Guy: I have no *beep* life!
[Silver and Shinji enter]
Silver: Make that man woman shut up, the Pokemon are gettin' restless!
[buncha pokemon break through the wall and squish silver and Shinji]
Me: ooo...that's gotta hurt!
Shinji: It did...
Silver: At least the Triscuits survived! [pulls out Trsicuits}
Shinji: WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: [sniff] You're mean!
[Shinji and Silver start fighting physically]
Saturn: [has finally stopped crying] I'm getting outta here!
Heather+Rhia: Look!
[saturn runs off and gets mauled by Pokemon]
Heather: I can film this on meh cellphone!
Brendan: Then what am I doin' here? (note: Brendan is camera man on the set of Movie Crew)
Me: You record it so it's live!
Brendan: Whatever.
[Cyrus runs out from audience]
Me: Hey you fag, get back in your seat!
Cyrus: I'm not sticking around you fool!
Me: Why you.....!
[starts beating up Cyrus]
Brendan: Forget about the Pokemon, now this is awesome!
Heather: I wanna help!
Rhia: Me too!
[both get out and help beat up Cyrus]
[Saturn gets up and limps away]
Cyrus: Hey you get back here!
Saturn: WAAAAUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!![starts crying...again]
Me: Great you made it worse!
[Pokemon stampede over Cyrus]
Heather+Rhia+Me: Woo-hoo!!! They squashed the 50 year old guy!
Cyrus: I'm not 50!
Heather: Then what are you, older? Say 90?
Cyrus: No! Now I have an escaped commander to catch! [runs off to catch Saturn]
*voices in the distance*
Cyrus: You get back here right NOW!!!!
Saturn: WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Cyrus: And shut the *beep* up!
Me: And that's all for today!
[shinji and silver crash through wall]
Silver: MOMMY!!! [shinji tackles him]
Shinji: YOU DON'T HAVE A MOM!
Silver: WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!![starts to cry]
Rhia: Why do all they guys here cry so much?
*couple days later*
Me: Now that you're done cleaning up, you can all blame your boss and Saturn for all this!
[All Team Galactic Grunts, Mars, and Jupiter stare at them menacingly]
Saturn: [runs off crying]
Cyrus: *beep*! [runs after him]
Mars: He still never told us what that word means!
Jupiter: [shrugs shoulders]
Heather: Hi Mom!
Rhia: Hi random people!
Me: Today we;ll be interviewing one of Team Galactic's commanders, Saturn..who also looks like a girl!
Saturn: Hey!
Me: [coughs] Okay, was it true that Cyrus kidnapped you at birth?
Saturn: How would I know?!
Me: Well, is it true that Cyrus called you a &*@#?
Saturn: Yes.
Me: Did you ever find out what it means?
Saturn: No.
Me: Well it means *censored*!
Saturn: [shudders]
Me: was it true that wherever you went there was an electric fence to keep you and the other commanders from running away?
Saturn: Uh...yeah...
Me: Um... DO YA KNOW HOW OLD CYRUS IS???!!!
Saturn: Uh..around 50... i guess...
Cyrus: HEY!
Me: You truly are old! Older than giovanni, maxie, and archie!!
Cyrus: Who the *beep* are they?
Random Guy: What the *beep* are you doing here ya *beep*?!
Cyrus: Shut up you *beep*, I'm here because Saturn ran away again! And I didn't get the electric fences up in time!
Me: Well, you;re in the Hoenn region, so tough luck. There are no electric fences!
Saturn: ......yay!
Me: Is it true that yoyu and the other commanders still cry a lot like when you were little?
Saturn: NO!
Cyrus: [laughing] Yes yo do!!! It gives me a headache!
Random Guy: *beep* you, I can't hear the show!
Cyrus: [gets up and throws gernade at Random Guy]
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Guy: [faints]
Me: No explosives in the audience!!
Heather: Yeah, what she said!
Rhia: Ooo...expolosives...Got any more?!
Me+Heather: Rhia!
Rhia: [huffs]Sor-ry!
Me: Okay, do you believe if you weren't raised by Cyrus you would have a different hairstyle, and a better name?
Saturn...uhh..I never thought about that...
Me: that's great, your name can be Bob for all I care!
Saturn: Bob's even stupider than Saturn!
Me: I know. So, PLUTO...
Saturn: [angry]
Me:...Did Cyrus ever give you a new style of clothing? i mean, you wear long sleeves and long pants, you're gonna bake in the sun like a hot tamale!
Saturn: What's a tamale?
Me: Well, Cyrus certainly doesn't know how to raise children...
Cyrus: This is ridiculous! Saturn, get back to work!
Saturn: NO!!!!!!!![starts crying]
Me: Jeez, way to break the sound barrier!
Heather: My ears, my cell phone is short circuiting!
random Guy:*BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Me: Why are you always here?!
Random Guy: I have no *beep* life!
[Silver and Shinji enter]
Silver: Make that man woman shut up, the Pokemon are gettin' restless!
[buncha pokemon break through the wall and squish silver and Shinji]
Me: ooo...that's gotta hurt!
Shinji: It did...
Silver: At least the Triscuits survived! [pulls out Trsicuits}
Shinji: WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: [sniff] You're mean!
[Shinji and Silver start fighting physically]
Saturn: [has finally stopped crying] I'm getting outta here!
Heather+Rhia: Look!
[saturn runs off and gets mauled by Pokemon]
Heather: I can film this on meh cellphone!
Brendan: Then what am I doin' here? (note: Brendan is camera man on the set of Movie Crew)
Me: You record it so it's live!
Brendan: Whatever.
[Cyrus runs out from audience]
Me: Hey you fag, get back in your seat!
Cyrus: I'm not sticking around you fool!
Me: Why you.....!
[starts beating up Cyrus]
Brendan: Forget about the Pokemon, now this is awesome!
Heather: I wanna help!
Rhia: Me too!
[both get out and help beat up Cyrus]
[Saturn gets up and limps away]
Cyrus: Hey you get back here!
Saturn: WAAAAUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!![starts crying...again]
Me: Great you made it worse!
[Pokemon stampede over Cyrus]
Heather+Rhia+Me: Woo-hoo!!! They squashed the 50 year old guy!
Cyrus: I'm not 50!
Heather: Then what are you, older? Say 90?
Cyrus: No! Now I have an escaped commander to catch! [runs off to catch Saturn]
*voices in the distance*
Cyrus: You get back here right NOW!!!!
Saturn: WWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Cyrus: And shut the *beep* up!
Me: And that's all for today!
[shinji and silver crash through wall]
Silver: MOMMY!!! [shinji tackles him]
Shinji: YOU DON'T HAVE A MOM!
Silver: WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!![starts to cry]
Rhia: Why do all they guys here cry so much?
*couple days later*
Me: Now that you're done cleaning up, you can all blame your boss and Saturn for all this!
[All Team Galactic Grunts, Mars, and Jupiter stare at them menacingly]
Saturn: [runs off crying]
Cyrus: *beep*! [runs after him]
Mars: He still never told us what that word means!
Jupiter: [shrugs shoulders]
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swampertgirl0504 on November 14, 2007, 2:21:49 AM
shinypikachu2608 on September 4, 2007, 8:50:50 PM
and then i come up with my chain saw.me:there you are brendan!*starts chansaw*wheres ur lil girlfriend may?
brendan:*beep*!may get out of that cupboard,she found us!
may:eeeeep!*faints and brendan cathes her*
me:OY!CRYSTAL!BRENDANS CHEATING ON YOU!!!
you:wth?
silver:*walks in*.....i shouldnt be here.
you:hello silver*looks at him menicingly**grabs my chainsaw*
me:poor silver.y do u hate him so much?
u:cuz he has no feelings.
me:he does 4 blue.
u:blues a fag
me:true
rhia:umm...if u havent noticed,may and brendan are getting away.
me:*beep*!!!come back here u cowards!!!*chases after them*
heather:that was random
sapphirestar7789 on September 5, 2007, 8:06:36 AM
kill silver and may!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!gemdrop123neo on June 1, 2007, 8:43:12 AM
Hah! I like Saturn....no, not really.Funny! Triscuits are bad, though...I finally had one....
sapphirestar7789 on May 31, 2007, 12:44:11 PM
most of the stuff in this interview is stuff me and my sis made up, like the fact that the commanders were kidnapped at birth and that they still cry like 5 year olds! @_@And also we think Cyrus is the oldest boss out of all the Teams. He's also the ugliest.
NICKELODEONGIRL on June 1, 2007, 2:23:55 AM
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crazicat06 on May 31, 2007, 12:47:20 PM
crazicat06 on
Why does a box of Triscuits always end up in this?
Kitty is a chirpy ttenager who has random depression fits
and Peaches is a Pichu with a personality problem but acts like a big brother to kitty.