Chapter 1 - first 23 chapters

The Adventures of Eggman

A/N: This is my first fanfic, and I will take any characters that pop up, just write it in the Reviews. also, I've just started on this net, so be sure to w3arn me about anything. I'll know! I don't wanna be kicked out in my first 3 weeks. the reason why I couldn't write is because I never could understand that "label" thing. Anyway, read the fic, I've been talking too long!

Sonic: *bragging* I beat you all! And I wasn't trying!

Knuckles: I will. beat you one day. OH NO! The Master Emerald!!!

Kauzi: Forget it for ONCE!

Sonic: You better ask Eggman.

Knuckles: O///O *blushing face* Just because I'm gullible.

Kauzi: O///O *gasp* My name is Knuckles, and I blush when being gullible; I'll never score Rouge.

Knuckles: WHAT?

Sonic: Knuckles. I bet Eggman can help you.

Knuckles: O///O Why you. EGGMAN WAS RIGHT!

Sonic: About what? The last few lies? *chaos emerald falls out of hand* O///O Um.

Knuckles: You are a thief!

Sonic: O///O Wait.

Knuckles: *runs to Eggman's base*

Sonic: He'll never know it was a fake. But do you think he was really dumb enough to run to EGGMAN?

Kauzi: Dunno.

* Eggman's Base*

Knuckles: YOU WERE RIGHT!

Eggman: About eggs?

Knuckles: About Sonic!!!

Eggman: - That's what you get for listening to him.

Knuckles: HELP ME! I'll give you the emeralds.?

Eggman: Here I thought that you weren't smart.

Knuckles: *shakes his hand*

* Cut to Amy's apartment- which Shadow, Amy and Kauzi live in*

Kauzi: It's TV time.

Tails: Can we play my theme song?

Tikal: YES! LET'S PLAY OMACHAO'S!

Tails: I said mine.

Omachao: Butter is good for you, and it's like toast on a bun.

Sonic: O///O That was wrong.

Omachao: I know!

>TV: The only channel that exists! EGG TV!

Everyone in the world: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eggman: He's a genius. he's superior. he's the one. he's the all. he can destroy. he can live! Dr. Eggmannnnnnn! *end of song*

Shadow: O-o That was weird.

Lightning: You're talking weird.

Sonic: Anywhoo.

TV: Now it's time for. YOLKAMON!

Cream: My favorite show. replaced. *doom*

TV: No time to question my eggs, stick to the yolk that I choose, me and my friends gonna do it right, we're gonna scramble up a fight! Being a egg is my dream, all I wanna do is believe ((I believe))* I want my chance to win, scrambling my way to victory. (( Yolkamon)) I can be a Eggman if I just can be.I'm on an egg quest, I want the world to be with eggs, (( I believe)) I gonna be the very egg, but all I gotta do is believe in me, YOLKAMON!

Cream: AHHH! *faints*

Rouge: The whole time they showed Eggman with an egg.

Show starts.

Eggman: GO, Eggchu!

* Eggchu is shaped like an egg.*

Eggman: Eggchu, use your thunderegg!

TV: What will happen? Stay egged!

TV: It's time for. EGGMAN KING!

Shadow: Shaman King has been.

Eggman girl: I see you won't give up your Eggman.

Leggy: I'm SCARED!

Eoh: Don't worry.

Ena: What is she doing?

Eggman girl: It's time for some scientific endorsement!

PS: It's supposed to be Lenny, Ana, Yoh, and CELERBITY endorsement in a British accent*

Sonic: *cracking up*

TV: It's time for EGGY DOGS! Chili dogs have been replaced!

Sonic: O///O

Remember, I'll take any characters for this fic!!! Just leave the-

Name: Age: Likes: Dislikes: Powers: Favorite Show:

I need favorite show to make a parody out of it! OH yeah. * is an echo. The ((! Just for your info. Kauzi is Shadow's sis, a black hedgehog with quills like Amy.
Adventures Of Eggman

Authors Note

HI! I got mail from person, sparkypig? I forget. Anyway. ON WITH THE FIC!

Sonic: Eggman must. die!!!

Amy: Don't be mad!

Sonic: HOW?

Knuckles on TV: Sonic this is what you get for stealing the emerald.

Sonic: It was a fake!

Knuckles: O///O SO?

Sonic: You knew?

Knuckles: Um. no?

Sonic: *cough idiot cough*

Knuckles: SHUT UP!

Amy: *random flying ham comes at her* OW!

Shydin: AMY MUST DIE!!!

Sonic: Hi, I'm Sonic!

Shydin: O-O The dreaded word MUST die!

Sonic: I just said.

Shydin: *takes over Sonic's mind*

Sonic: *starts to do random stupid stuff*

Amy: Sonikku, STOP!

Shydin: You're next anyway!

Amy: O-O

Rouge: Um. wanna get a milkshake?

Knuckles: * magically appears* OK.

Amy: * banging her head on the sofa with Sonic* BARNEYYY SAYSS STOPPPP!

Shadow: Hello?

Shydin: SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: Kauzi. help?

Kauzi: * looks at TV*

*Fairly Odd Parents is on*

Shydin: FAIRLYODDPARENTS!!!

Shadow: O-O

Song: Um. eggs are cool, they are great, and no one understands, egg, Bob and Vicky always giving him eggmands. Gloom and yolk up in his room, but instantly, a magic little egg that grants him every wish, but in realitly, they are his EGGPARENTS Fairly Eggparents.

Shydin: * Smashes TV with a pig* I need a chicken.

Sonic: *stops after 5 minutes*

Amy: *stops after 6 minutes*

Kauzi: Why'd you stop after 6?

Amy: O-O * being controlled again*

Eggman: HELLO!!

Shydin: NOO! The Eggman can still talk after TV smashed!!!

Amy: DUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

PS- Even though I don't hate Amy, I have to do this stuff.

Shydin: *smacks her with a random chicken, and smashes Sonic with a black thing*

Shadow: THAT WAS ME!

Shydin: O///O Sowrry.

OH NO! Random stuff, talking Eggmans, all this stuff? What's up with that? MORE CHARACTERS
Name: Alexander Hedgehog (Brother of Sonic and Shadow)

Age: 23

Likes: Rouge, and Amy.

Dislikes: Eggman

Powers: Lightining Powers, Super Speed, Flying, Martal Arts. (With the 7 Chos Erminals he become Server Weather Alexander Hedgehog)

Favorite Show: World Wrestling Entertament (Raw and Smackdown), National Wrestling Alliance Total Nonstop Action, Action Cartoons and Movies.

PS: I rather send this by e-mail because I won't let you get kick off of the Fan Fiction Net.

hey funny story!! here's my carater if ya wanna use her!

Name:Gem

Age:16

Likes:Sonic but doesn't show it,ICE CREAM! and Tikal is like her friend.

Dislikes:Amy

Powers:has a dagger and uses fire powers

Fave show:Spongebob

She is an enchina black quills with white bands on them, she wears black pants and a short blackk shirt with what looks like flames from the rim of the shirt and she has green eyes.

well great story update soon!^-^

Hey good start so far.

if you want you can use my character, Almond the Cat.

shes 16, likes Food, playing tricks and constently flirts with shadow without it looking like flirting (more like smacking him across the head...) dislikes dogs. she can do gymnastics and can shoot better then most gun slingers (usually pulls a pistol or shotgun out of nowhere) Favorite show is Dragon Ball Z

Name: Shydin

Age: (just for this fanfic) 17

Likes: Shadow, Lakes, the color black, pigs, chickens, and more pigs. (PIGS ARE COOL)

Dislikes: Ham, Amy Rose, Eggman(fits in perfect with the story, ne?), Memories of the past, cows, and creatures named SONIC. (read summerhouse story or story of Shydin)

Powers: Dark Snare: can control someone's mind for up to 5 minutes, and Dagger Look: Does damage by giving a dagger-like look.

Favorite Show (just for the fic): Fairly Odd Parents

This is gonna be so cool! ^_^

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A/N: New characters!!! I got 4 reviews but. oh well. Let's GO!

Shadow:* being chased by Shydin*

Shydin: Come back Shadow!!!

Shadow: O-O Look, a random pig!!!

Shydin: Where? *looks around*

Shadow: * skates somewhere*

Shydin: SHADOW!!!

Kauzi: He went over there. *points to Tikal*

Shydin: EVIL GIRL STOLE SHADOW!

Tikal: O-O

Echidna: Um.

Amy: Hi, who are you?

Gem: GIRL. MUST. DIE!!!

Amy: Huh? * gets attacked* WHERE'S MY PIKO WHEN I NEED IT! SONIC!!!

Gem: BLOW OF SOME STEAM!!! * burns Amy*

Amy: O-O Piko. Piko.. * faints*

Gem: My job is done!

Sonic: O-O Amy.?

Gem: ^-^;;; She had a heat stroke.

Tikal: Um. Gem? Who is this hiding behind me?

Shydin: SHADOW!!!! * throws a random pig at Tikal*

Shadow: YEEPS! * gets whacked by someone*

Almond: Sop cheating. I MEAN. Um. runs somewhere*

* Cut to Amy's apartment*

Shydin: Grrr..

Amy: Why does everyone hate me?

Shydin: You convinced Shadow to help. THE DREADED PERSON!!!

Amy: O-O Sonic?

Shydin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Almond: TV time.

Eggman: Today is.Eggman Ball Z!

Show starts.

Almond: What the?

Eggman: Hand over the eggball.

Cardboard Goku: NEVER!

Eggman: * shoots Eggmanhamahas*

Goku: OW. That hurts. * hands over eggball*

Eggman: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha * cough* hahahahahahahhahahaha!!!

Goku: I feel pain.

Eggman: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.. Time for Spongebob!*

Eggbob: MR. Eggs. I need a word with you.

Mr. Eggs: What?

Eggbob: The Eggy Egg belongs to EGGMAN!

Gem: O-O What?

Eggman: It's time for World Wrestling entertainment!

TV: Eggdemilisher!!!

Eggdude: * gets cracked and.*

Random dude: * smashes TV*

Shadow: ALEXANDER! * crys* That was the third one!

Sonic: What's up? * about to give a high five until Shydin smacks him with a random ham*

Shydin: 15 points!

Sonic: 0_0

Alexander: What's up, Rouge, Amy.

Amy: At least somebody doesn't hate me.

Kauzi: HELLO? Who's your BFF?

Amy: O_O Huh? Oh yeah. * gets smacked*

Kauzi: -_- Stop smacking m BFF. She's OK when you get to know her.

Shydin: O-O I just realized. You are SHADOW'S SISTER!

Kauzi: -_-; you did?

Shydin: Only for today!

Shadow: * starts to walk out the door until Almond does a flip and smacks him*

Almond: Where ya going?

Shadow: To beat up Eggman.

Kauzi/ Shydin: Me too.

Eggman: * fat blocking Shadow*

Shadow: 0-0 That was scary.

Eggman: Feast your eyes on.

Knuckles: * steps in wearing a bunch of random stuff*

Kauzi: OO! What are you.

Eggman: * smiles*

Everyone: STOP SCAING THE CHILDREN!

Magic: Scarred for life. * sucks finger*

Eggman: * looks at Magic with a smile* WHO ARE YOU?

Magic: Amy's sister, NOW GO AWAY!

Cream: He's scaring us.

Kauzi: * sends Eggman skydiving*

Knuckles: * O///O realizes he's wearing a fat tutu* AGHHH! * runs*

Sonic: Lets get him in a week.

He he pretty funny, here my character if you want to use him

Name: Mark (an evil intern to Dr. Eggman)

Age: 17

Likes: Evil, Robosnail his robot

Dislikes: Tails (wishes to kill him) and good but mostly tails

Powers: Nothing really, he is human

Fav Show: Cooking Network

Wears a white lab coat all of the time with brown pants.

The following review has been submitted to: Adventures Of Eggman Chapter: 1



From: Malyhiro-Umbreon child()

this sounds like a cool fiction.Would like to use my character.

Name:Raven the ferret.

Age:15

Likes:Has a little crush on Knuckles and likes all kinds of jewels.

Dislikes:Any kind of cold weather.

Powers:Carries around a whipe.

favorite shows:DragonBall Z,The Cosby Show and FairlyOdd Parents.

She has orange eyes and a lavender body.She wears a hot pink blouse with a yellow bow at the end of her V-neck collar and a pink skirt.Hot pink boots with a zipper.White wrist long gloves.She use to be Dr.Eggman's jewel thief but Knuckles helped her find her true self.Was raised by Dr.E when her parents died.

I can't wait to see the fiction.

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Those are new characters!!! So anyway. you won't believe my expression when I saw all the FANIFICTION.NET REVIEW ALERT! That was freaky. ^-^ Sparkypiggy, this is for you!

Eggman: I just wanted to say hi to the girl!

Mark: What are you gonna do now?

Eggman: Oh! I'll take over the cooking show!

Mark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Eggman: What?

Mark: That's my. never mind.

* Cut to Mall*

Amy: Aren't we gonna stop Eggman?

Sonic: He'll fail anyway!

Knuckles: Oh Sonic.

Girl: HOW DRE YOU KNUCKLES! YOU CHANGED ME, BUT NOW YOU CHANGE!

Knuckles: RAVEN?

Raven: Ya got that right. * about to smack him with the whip until.*

Shydin: * smacks Knuckles with ham* 33 points!

Knuckles: 0-0

Gem: This is so retarted.

Tikal: I hope all this insanity ends soon.

Alexander: Anyway. let's watch an action movie.

Amy: Jet Li? Or WWW?

Rouge: I'd rather watch Jackie Chan.

Shydin: SHADOWWWWW! WHERE ARE YOU?

Shadow: * in bath* O-O AUGHH! GET OUT!

Almond: 0-0 * smacks Shadow on the back of the head*

Shadow: -_- My life is a riot.

Mall's TV: Hello from Eggman. Today is. 1. Cooking Show, and 2. Eggman Show. Enjoy.

Cooking Show: Today is how to cook eggs. we don't know how! That's the end!

Mark: O-O * gasp* How rude.

Raven: * stops whipping Shadow and looks at Cosby Show*

Little Girl: I want an egg for Christmas.

Eggman Hohohoh! Here it is.

Little Girl: AHHHH! * runs away*

Eggman: Merry Eggmas!

Sonic: O-O

Almond: Now that's wrong. * holding pistols*

Gem: Ya know, we could go get Eggman now.

Eggman: Anyone who comes to see me will see me in this tutu!

Everyone:O-O

Kauzi: That was a disturbing thought.

Shadow: You're telling me.

Raven: Knuckles has betrayed me!

Shydin: Honk Honk! * smacks TV with ham*

Everyone: Yeepers.

Shadow: I think I'm too loved.

Shydin: SHADOW!

Shadow: * runs*

Gem: This was a disturbing chapter.

Me: TIME TO MAKE IT MORE DISTURBING!

Knuckles: * appears wearing a tutu*

Amy: PIKO PIKO! * smacks Knuckles skyhigh*

Shydin: * smacks Amy with pig*

Amy: O-O

Name: Miyu Prower (cousin of Tails)

Age: 16

Likes: Grapefruit, internet, television

Dislikes: Math, homework, people who talk way too much

Powers: Mind reading, time travel, tarot card master (can throw her cards for power charged attacks, examples are ice cards, fire cards, etc.)

Favorite Show: Sailor Moon

Thank you! Update soon! Here is me character, it but long sorry.

Name: Leo.

Age:13.

Likes: Rouge The Bat. Amy Rose.

dislikes: robots, people with his same hair style, Bugs, Rats.

Fav. T.V. show: TLC, Urban Legends Reavealed.

Fav. Anime: Megaman NT Warrior.

Fav. Weapons: One Handed Long Bladed Katana(Samurai Sword), Twin Automatic Desert Eagles.

Fav. Word: Evil and Chaos!

Fav. Laugh: MUWHAHAHA!

Hair Style: random hair style when his hair messes up and is all over.

hair color: Black.

Eye color: brown.

clothes: Blue jeans, black running shoes, blue long sleeve Sweater.

by the way, This Fanfic is good, great, PERFECT1 and also funny, LOL, Eggachu from the chapter...LMAO.

Muahahahahahaha, a crazy story! Woohoo! ::evil grin::

Name: Em-chan

Age: 15

Likes: SHADAMY, Shadow, cookies, SHADAMY (yup, ment to put them twice)

Dislikes: people who don't like shadamy and people who don't like Amy ~_~

Powers: hitting people on the head with a frying pan that appears out of nowhere

Favorite Show: Inu-Yasha

UPDATE SOON OR ELSE! ::takes out the steel frying pan and glares::

funny here is my character that appears in my story's

name: chad

age: 16

likes: destroying omachao, TV, computers, game consoles, and destroying omachao some more

dislikes: omachao, omachao fans [shudder at the thought] school, homework, X-box, fangirls

powers: can turn into a black hedehog that looks like sonic and has gold highlights, can do all of sonic and shadow's attacks

favorite shows: grim and evil, ultimate muscle, beyblade, dragon ball /z /gt, x-men evolution, sonic X and justice league

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A/N: HI! I decided yo update, I don't wanna get smacked by a frying pan.. YEAH, I read your review, Inu-Ashua! ^-^ Luv that charccter! On with the chappie!

Adventures Of Eggman

* Sonics House*

Sonic: Today, no random hams smacking me. * frying pan smacks him*

Tails: Huh?

Two people, a hedgehog ( I'm guessing) and a fox pop up*

Em-chan: HI! I'm Em-chan!

Miyu: Hi Tails!

Tails: OH! Who are you again?

Miyu: O-0. you don't remember me!

Tails: Um. Are you. MIYU?

Miyu: Yes!

Em-chan: I CAME HERE TO PUNISH SONIC!

Sonic: WHY?

Em-chan: Cause, people are supporting a Sonic/ Amy site!

Sonic: So.

Em-chan: YOU SIGNED A REVIEW SAYING YES!

Sonic: 0-0 Why would I do that?

Em-chan: YOU DID! * smacks him with a frying pan*

* Cut to Eggman's poorly hidden base*

Eggman: I took over the cooking show. now what?

Mark's Thoughts: Must. kill. Tails.

Eggman: What do you think?

Mark: Must. Kill. Tails.

Eggman: O///O I don't know why I hired you.

* Cut to Shadow's apartment*

Shadow: Sonic and a bunch of girls, sittin in a tree.

Em-chan: Hi Shadow! I'm a big fan of supporting you and Amy as a couple!

TV: Hello. First we will talk about sonic Adventure 2's characters.

PS: Some of these are fake!

Eggman: OK. Sonic. A freak of nature.

Sonic: WHAT?

Eggman: Tails. The boy who's a girl.

Shydin: *snicker*

Tails: 0-0

Miyu: I feel sorry for you.

Eggman: ^-^ Amy. A girl who will never win Sonic.

Amy: o-o Wait a sec..

Em-chan: AMY IS THE BEST, SHOULD HAVE SHADOW!

Eggman: Kauzi. * sniff* A MEAN GIRL!

Kauzi: So?

Eggman: Leo and some dude named Chad.

Two random people: * destroy TV*

Shadow: ANNOYING PEOPLE!

Leo: MUWHAHAHA!

Omachao: To laugh correctly.

Chad: DIE OMACHAO! *destroys Omachao with a Sonic Wind*

Amy: O-O Weren't you the two people deleted out of SA2?

Leo: MUWHAHAHA! I have to kill the directors for that.

Eggman: Now for deleted scenes! And more! First is my form of Amy's speech to Shadow!

Miyu: O-O Look at that fat! It's blocking the rest of the TV!

TV Amy: I love it when they leave me behind! Huh. it's that ugly hedgehog SHADOW! I have to convince him to worship Eggman!

TV Shadow: * staring at an egg*

TV Amy: Shadow, won't you help Eggman?

TV Shadow: OK!

Amy: WHAT? I didn't say that!

Shydin: Grrr.It's not fair.

Kauzi: Who's a wuss?

Shydin: SHUT UP OR THE KLABOOEY WILL GET YOU!

Kauzi: Klabooey. That's enough for me.

Knuckles: * wearing a tutu* WHEN WILL IT END!

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Will Knuckles STOP wearing the tutus? GEEZ! I know, this chapter is pretty long because I typed it for 2 days. COOL! I got mail!

HI! I got a review, didn't open it. UNTIL I FINISHED OTHER CHAPPIE! This is Chapter 6, Shydin and Em-chan weird week. Why's it weird? READ! ___________________________________________________________________- Adventures of Eggman

Sonic: Anyway, girls. and boy. Me, Tails, Gem, Raven, Alexander.

Shadow: FINISH ALREADY!

Sonic: Miyu, Leo, Chad, and Almond.( could fit her in this chappie) BE QUIET AUTHOR! Will go on a vacation!

Shydin: If Shadow stays, I stay.

Kauzi: I'm not getting sunburn.

Shadow: -_- I'm thinking of a reason not to go with fakers. Oh, my sis not wanna be lonely!

Em-chan: AMY STAYS, I STAY!

Amy: Thanks, Em! ~-^ * thoughts* Must. Kill. Shydin.

Em-chan's thoughts: Must find way to keep Shadow and Amy together.

Kauzi's thoughts: Note to self. Kill everyone here except Em-chan and Amy- chan.

Sonic: Anyway. bye, Kauzi-sama!

Shadow's thoughts: 0-0 I see through his plan. Must kill later.

* 9:30 AM*

Cream: Sonic X is on!

Eggman: Sonic X has been replaced with Egg X! Enjoy this brilliant theme song. Because I'm so lazy, the theme song is the first episode!

Cream: ^^;;;;; Oh dear.

TV: Gotta scramble eggs. gotta scramble eggs. awwwwww.. we're done now.

Cream: EKKK! Shydin, Amy, Shadow, Em-chan, KAUZIIII! Help!

Amy: Oh my gosh!

Em-chan: o-o Step away from the TV. * smashes it with a frying pan*

Amy: I think we have to get the 6th TV!

Shadow: You're telling me.

Em-chan: * sigh* They make a good couple.

Shydin: NUUH, MEANDSHADOWARETHEBESTCOUPLESOTHERELITTLEEMMYBWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Em-chan: 0-0 OK. Repeat it slowly. * takes her frying pan out ready to whack her*

Shydin: GRRRR! * takes out her ham*

Kauzi: Pitiful hedgehogs!

Shydin: o-o We are not!

Kauzi: Nah, I just like saying that.

* Cut to mall*

Em-chan: OK, Amy. SHYDIN?

Shydin: Wow, this bracelet so pretty. * jams one on Em-chan*

Em-chan: I want the one with Amy faces!

Shydin: Ok, wuss.

Em-chan: WUSSEY!

Shydin: * tries to take it off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Em-chan: O-O Did you notice I'm wearing it now?

Shydin: O-O I'm in your body!!!! * smacks herself with ham. make that Em- chan. wait.*

Em-chan: STOP HITTING ME! * smacks herself. Or make that Shydin. ya get the trick*

Amy: Hi, I followed you here and-

Shydin: EVIL GIRL!

Em-chan: NO! YOU'RE NOT EVIL!

Amy: Shydin, why are you nice? Em-chan?

Em-chan: O-O This isn't fair.

* Cut to island place*

Sonic: Wow, it's so big.

Gem: Hey, that's Knuckles.

Raven: KNUCKLESMUSTDIE!

Tikal: Oh dear. You must keep your anger concealed. That is the only way to reach Knuckles.

Everyone: -_-;

Tikal: Never mind.

Sowrry about the short Chapter! Tikal had to say some random lines. CHAPTER 7 COMING TO AN EGGMAN NEAR YOU! ^-^
Hey this story is great...(fav author/story list)

Anyway, I got a charicter you can use...

Name: Spazin

Species: Hedgehog

Appearance: A tall hedgehog girl with gold strips on her spikes, wearing a sparkily shirt and sparkily pants. She is 3'8 in hight and has a star on her forhead. and she made a 'necklace' out of a piece of the purple Chaos Emerald so she can Chaos Controle at any time.

Favrite tv show(s): Invader Zim, Sonic X, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Kim Possible.

She also recorded her favrite eppisodes so she can never loose them... but hates missing episodes that are new.

She also LOVES shadow and will beat up anyone who gets in the way of her getting him to notice her.

Shad also has a high temper but doesn't show it, and she relives anger by Chaos Controlling to a random hilltop and screaming. Otherwise she is very nice and loves playing jokes on Sonic.

~Shade~ lookin forward to the next chapter ^_^

HI! I love this story. Me goys a character.

Name: Magic ( she was in other chappie, but that was from your own free will)

Age:5

TV: none

She is a Shadow fan, even though young! Amy's little sister. Thank you and here is apperace. Purple, Amy quills, has a echidna sign on chest!

OK! Only one review about character. ^-^ Thank yous!

Shydin's thoughts: Must.Smack.With.Ham.

Em-chan's thoughts: Shadow. And. Amy. Will. Prevail!

Amy's thoughts: Fraky deaky people.

*Cut to Island Place*

Tikal: Sing it Omachao! We are hedgehogs. freaky hedgehogs. in the sky,sky,sky, high high high!

Gem: Tikal. Stop.

Tikal: Oh dear. ^^;;;

Sonic: Anyway! Here we are!

Eggman: I'm your guide.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

* Cut to place..*

Shadow: * paying Soul Calibur* OH YEAH! Cassandra dies! Taki wins!

Kauzi: O-O Shadow. I'm Taki.

Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shydin: * smacks her with ham*

Kauzi: Em-chan? What's with the ham?

Em-chan: nooOOOOO! Kauzi, NOOOO!

Kauzi: O-O Shydin?

Em-chan's thoughts: My chance to make Shydin stupid!

Random Girl: SHADOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Kauzi: O-o Shadow, what have you done to these girls?

Spazin: SHADOOOOWWWWW!

Amy: O_O Ooo! Who lost in Soul Calnur II?

Shadow: Me.

Spazin: SHADOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW! Listen to me.

Amy: (deep trouble) Who were you?

Shadow: Cassandra.

Spazin: *mad face* DIEEE AMMMYYY ROSSEEEIIEEE!

Amy: It's Ros.

Spazin: * knocks her out*

Shadow: O-O

Spazin: Anyway. Shadow. *sweet voice* I'm your biggest fan!

Em-chan: O-O Is that a Chaos Emerald?

Spazin: ^^ Yea! Why?

Em-chan: Gimmie it to get out of this body!

Shadow: That's why you're acting weird?

Shydin: GIVVVVVVVVVEEE ITTT!

Spazin: 0-0

Em-chan: Send her to a cows body!

Shydin: Ep? * does random crazy stuff to people*

Spazin: Fine. * does freaky deaky chant thing*

Em-chan: * attacking people* O-O Oppise!

Shydin: FREE!

Shadow: ^-^;;;

Knuckles: * in a tutu* GAWD! 0-0. -_-. ^-^. :(

( ( YAY! Done with chappie. wait. take that back.

* Cut to Island Stupid*

Yea. I gave it a name.

Sonic: Why is everything shaped like eggs?

Alexander: Good question.

Raven: KNUCKLES MUST DIE!

Knuckles: *-* Hi?

Raven: * gets her whip* Bow down to me!!!! * anime style giant Raven and small Knuckles with fire surrounding*

Miyu: OK. freaky deaky.

Leo: * sees someone with his hair style* MUST. DIE!

Person: O-O * gets killed*

Leo: MUWHAHAHA! (Note: That is the EXACT WAY the laugh is)

Omachao: One. plus. a happy one. Don't deny it. Cmon, fry it.

Chad: O-O

Omachao fans: Ohhhh Omachao! *faint*

Chad: *shudder*

Omachao: I love you.

Chad: * destroys Omachao*

Omachao: Don't. deny.

Omachao fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Almond: O-O OK.

Random Dude: Hi, I'm a random dude.

Almond: -_-; And I care because.?

Random Dude: So, you wanna go in that dark alley?

Almond: * shooting random people* -_- Um, no?

Random Dude: In that dark closet?

Almond: * killing fish* -__- No.

* cut to Mark*

Mark: Time for the cooking show.

Eggman: Today we cook me. First, get handsome me, then kiss me. even the men. *wink*

Mark: 0-0 Horrible.

Eggman: * puts his self against a book* Then.

Magic: Smashes TV with her jump rope* NOOO MOOORREEE! Time to go home. La dee deed da!

That's it for this chappie. 5 whole pages.

Adventures Of Eggman

Chapter 8 is here!

A/N: Ok. First, there will be only 2 chapters late and I won't take no more charcters. *Sighalala* Thank yas! Anyway, new characters are. Kit. That's all. Oh well. Lets go!

Sonic: *racing an egg*

Egg: I win!

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. *wakes up* Oh.

Magic: Mr. Sonic, why did you say must beat the dumb egg?

Sonic: ^^ That is a good question, my dear.

Kauzi: You have a visitor.

Ukyo (me): HI!

Sonic: *gasp* The author of the fic!

Magic: Hi, Mrs!

Ukyo: Anyway, you should honestly eat your eggs.

Sonic: Over my daed body! DEAD!

Knuckles: Over MY dead tutu. NO! THE TUTUS ARE DEAD!

Ukyo: *sighamose*

Shadow: UKYO?

Ukyo: That reminders me. Shadow, how yas doin?

Shadow: Not fine anymore.

Ukyo: Ok. You have a friend!

Kit: *strangles Shadow*

Shadow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait.. Who are you?

Kit: YA DON'T REMEMBER ME?

*Flashback*

Shadow: OK. Now that I destroyed that stupid robot.

*Radical Highway*

Shadow: Huh?

Kit: Yeepers. Who are you?

Shadow: Someone about to put you out of your misery.

Kit: Hey! You're that dude on the TV!

Shadow's thoughts: Dude?

Kit: *huggles Shadow*

Shadow: REVENGEEEE!

Kit: O-O I beg of you.

Shadow: *starts to cry* MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kit: Ya poor thing.

Shadow: *sniff* Maria..

Kauzi: O-O Must brainwash so he never remembers.

*End*

Shadow: You brainwashed me???

Kauzi: What?

Kit: Oh Shadow! *huggles*

Ukyo: *typing stuff that happens to Shadow* MUWHAHAHA!

Leo: That's MY laugh.

Ukyo: I DECIDE YOUR FATE.

Leo: *blasts me to random place*

Amy: OK.

Rouge: Anyway, I wonder what Eggman's up to?

Ukyo: I don't wanna talk about it, but OK.

* Eggman's place*

Eggman: *in bath* Rubber duck duck.

*Back to Amy's*

Sonic: That was wrong.

Ukyo: ALEXANDER! What's up?

Alexander: *backs away*

Ukyo: Don't be afraid to huggle me!

Alexander: O-O Um. look! Shadow's giving free love taps!

Ukyo: *gasp*

Shadow: WHAT?

Almond: You womanizer!

Magic: ^ ^ Shads, do you want to go to that ice cream shop?

Shadow: OK. Cmon Kauzi. *takes a hand*

Shydin: I KNEW YOU CARED!

Kauzi: Why don't we play. *da daum* TRUTH OR DARE! MY VERSION!

Everyone (even me): NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR VERSION IS MEAN!

Kauzi: OK, sit down people.

Everyone: *sits down*

Bottle lands on Shydin (me so mean)

Sonic: Ahem, truth or dare?

Shydin: Dare, dare, dare.

Sonic: I DARE YOU TO KISS TAILS!

Tails: O-O

Shydin: *smacks Sonic with ham* YOU ARE CRAZY!

Sonic: x_X

Amy: ^ ^

Shydin: *spins bottle, lands on Amy*

Amy : MUWHAHAHA. oh.

Shydin: Oooo! Me dares you to. uh.

Em-chan: *whispers random thing in her ear*

Shydin:. KISS SHADOW.. Huh?

Amy: O-O *lets say she does it*

Shydin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Em-chan: BWAHAHA!

Amy: *wipes mouth, spins bottle, lands on Kauzi*

Everyone: NOOOOOOO!

Kauzi: Rules- when a bottle lands on me.. I CONTROL YOUR FATE!

Shydin: *smacks her with a chicken wing*

Kauzi: x_X

Shydin: ^ ^

Gem: OK.

Dead body: *spins bottle, lands on Shadow*

Shadow: O-O Well, dare.

Body: Get it on with Kit. *drags away*

Shydin: nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!

Kit: This is the happiest day of me life!

Sighala that's another chappie. Thank yas. I NEED AN ENDING! PS, befre the last chapter, there will be a SPECIAL- FIRST 8 EPESIODE SPECIAL.

A.Sonic

same as sonic

sonic,shadow,chao

anything happening to the 3

ultra control:same as chaos control except you can go further and use an ultra emerald

none!doesn't know any!siding with sonic!

isn't evil!

Name:Skie(pronounced sky).Age:21 but acts 16. Powers:When she gets angry her claws grow one foot ling oh and she can control weather.Likes:Knuckles.Dislikes:Anybody who hates Knuckles or likes him.Hope you put me in your fic.oh and another power she has is she can turn into an ancient echidna!bye! Sonikuu@aol.com

Sigh ^^ This is the special I was talking about!

If ya wanna know WHY I'm ending it so quick. the charcter thing is so piled up.. It's really annoying. So, here we go. Ionly own myself, and this fic.

Sonic: We got email.

Tails:. invited to a award ceremony for not defeating Eggman.

Miyu: Nice going, Sonic.

Sonic: Huh? Oooo! I need a date! Ukyo?

Ukyo: .

Sonic: *opens door*

Ukyo: *changing* GET OUT!

Sonic: O-O

Tails: *drags Sonic out*

Amy: What's wrong?

Shydin: PIGS ARE COMING TO INVADE US ALL!

Gem: O-O

Rouge: O-O

Everyone: O-O

Kauzi: I GET IT! EVERYONE WENT O-O!

Shadow: You don't have to say it that way.

Alexander: This email says that we should go to the ACFI. ACFI?

Ukyo: Award Ceremony For Idiots.

Shydin: THE ONLY THING IDIOTIC IS A COW!

Everyone: Cow?

Shydin: Eeep?

* Cut to ACFI*

Girl wearing a white dress, echidna/hedgehog with quills like Amy, with white streaks. Name is Angel.

Angel: Oh, someone. Sonic and Amy!

Amy: Hey! *gets hit with ham*

Ukyo: NoOO! I'll stop being mean to Amy. OK, Em-chan?

Em-chan: *smacking me with a frying pan* YOU!

Chad: Someones been high on sugar.

Omachao: One plus one can truly be a bun if you believe.

Skie: Hello!

Knuckles: *wearing a tutu with Rouge*

Skie: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

Rouge: YOUR TUTUS SUCK!

Skie: HOW DARE YOU! * makes it rain*

Rouge: MY MAEUP!

Alexander: It's make-up.

Rouge: Oh.

*Everyone runs in*

Angel: First, tell us your dates.

Sonic: Me and Amy.

Tails: Me and Miyu. HUH? That's weird.

Knuckles: Me and SKIE?

Skie: Rouges in the dumpster.

Rouge: X_X

Alexander: *saves her*

Kauzi: Me and Shadow.. *sigh* I hate anyone else.

Shadow: Yeah.

All people that like Shadow: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!

Angel: Next, let's look at Eggman's forms of the scene- Final.

>Amy: Oooo, I hate it when they worship Eggman without me! Look. its Shadow. I really have to stop eating. Everyone wants their eggs, and so must I! Shadow! We need you! Please eat bacon fat!

>Shadow: Everything's going according to plan. Eggs will be destroyed. There's no reason to help them, and no way.

>Amy: There has to be! *4 days later sign* EGGS WILL SURVIVE!

>Shadow: YES!!!

Shadow: What the.

Eggman: MUWHAHA!

Shadow: Shut up!

Amy: ^ ^ Thank you.

Angel: Next, we will give awards.

Angel: First, we will give award for the most dumbest lines in this fic. THE AWARD. SONIC!

Sonic: WHAT? That is horrible. the only thing I said today was. oh.

Kauzi: You do sat obvious things. We got email. I need a date. Me and Amy.

Sonic: SHUT IT!

Shadow: *snicker*

Angel: Next award is for the most best. NOW. Shydin!

Shydin: Thank yous!

Sonic: She did not have the best lines!

Angel: Next is the most evil. Shadow, Em-chan, Skie, Kit, Kauzi, A.Sonic.

Sonic: Thank you.

Angel: A.Sonic, not Sonic. *twitches*

A.Sonic: *waves*

Sonic: O-O

Kit: Thank you. so MUCH!

Spazin: O-O

Angel: Next award is for the person who had the most creative charcter in this fic. Spazins creator, Shadowsgirlshade, Em-chan's creator, Skies creator, Shydin's creator, Leos creator, Chads.

People: YAY!

People: *go back and trample me* YOU SHOULD HAVE UPDATED LATER!

Ukyo: O-O

Angel: LAST AWARD goes to hater of cows, Shydin.

Shydin: *destroys everything*

A.Sonic: Looks like the end of this fic.

Sonic: Ya tell me.

Ahem. you can make a sequel, ANYONE me don't care. I'm tired, that's all. I changed my email. My dad didn't want my email coming to his. Thank you.

Adventures Of Eggman

A/N: This is just an interview of the fic.. ^^ That's OK, right? Anyway, it might be dumb but- oh well.

Sonic: *on the internet*

Ukyo: I see your future. Yu will come upon an Eggman site.

Sonic: Whatever.

Moo: What?

Sonic: O-O Whatever?

Moo: Moo Moo power! *slams Sonic to the ground*

Sonic: We got email- the AFCI AGAIN!

Ukyo: I know what happened! The AFCI are interviewing you!

Moo: Whatever.

Everyone: -_-

Shydin: *sees Moo* COWS! NOOOO!

Everyone: O-O

Moo: Whatever?

Shydin: Evil. *squints*

Ukyo: Anyway, the AFCI want to interview us one by one.

Sonic: At least I'm first.

*Cut to AFCI*

Angel: Hey guys! We just loved the fic.

Miyu: And we hate you!

Angel: Huh?

Miyu: Nuthin.

*Green Amy with three hair things and black ninja outfit comes in. Red eyes*

Angel: And you?

Green Hedgehog: I'm Viper. Amy's dark side. *fire destroys a nearby building when she says Amy*

Amy: Hey Viper! *fire destroys person*

Viper: Hey Amy. *fire destroys building*

Everyone: O-O

Amy: Were you even in the fic?

Tails: *sing theme song*

Mark: Evillll.

Tails: O-O

Mark: I will destroy you- one day.

Tails: O-O

Moo: Look like ya got a killer.

Tails: O-O -_- ^_^ X_X

Viper: I'm ya interviewer. Be quiet. Sonic, mortal. Step forward. *fire surrounds*

Sonic: Wassup?

Viper: Look, I am not going to keep this up. How many awards did you get?

Sonic: Uh- ahem, 5.

Viper: Liar! Fell your pain! *burns Sonic*

Sonic: Owww..

Viper: I'm done with you. Don't forget, I'm a P-I-M-P! Pimp, Pimp!

Everyone: ^_^

Viper: Tails. Step forward.

Tails: Hi.

Viper: How many awards did you get?

Tails: Uh- 5.

Viper: GREAT!

Sonic: WHAT?

Viper: Ya ta man! Ya got pimp!

Tails: Thanks! ^_^

Viper: Knuckles. Come.

Knuckles: Hi?

Viper: How many awards did you get?

Knuckles: Ur- 0.

Viper: Ya sweet little thing.

Skie: Agrr.

Viper: You're so honest! *cries* Amy! *fire*

Amy: Hey!

Viper: How many award did ya get?

Amy: Don't remember.

Viper: OK. SHADOW!

Shadow: Hey there.

Viper: How many awards did you get?

Shadow: About 2.

Viper: OK. Stay up here with me.

Shadow: -_-

Viper: Nah, I'll kidding. Rouge.

Rouge: What?

Viper: The author forgot you?

Rouge: Yeah.

Viper: *destroys author*

~~~

Now that I'm burnt, I'll be back in 8 years..

Name: Wolf Chan

Age: 11

Likes: Shadow/Amy, fire

Dislikes: Something not Shadow/Amy, Water

Powers: Love attack, a couple of flame hearts attack people, love fire whip (duh) a whip made out of hearts, and knows Amy's attacks, and Love Control- like Chaos Control except with fire hearts.

Description: Wears red tank top and red pants with flame at end, red shoes with flame, a Fire headband (real fire)

PS: Kauzi rules ^^ Makes me like water.

A/N: OK, I need to copy that so I won't forget.. NO BLAZE I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN U!

Eggman: *glares at author*

Viper: Hello? Focus on M-E.

Eggman: *looks at Viper*

Viper: Any awards?

Eggman: Why, yes. The Egg award.

Sonic: *stands up* YOU DID NOT GET NO EGG AWARD!

Eggman: The author gave it to me secretly.

Ukyo: I did.

Rapper dudes: DEEEBOEEEDDD..

Sonic: Ya, yo mama!

Rapper dudes: COUNTER DEEEBOOO..

Ukyo: What is a debo? No idea. People just say deeboed like ya been dissed.

Gem: You know what Tikal? I wish the author would SHUT UP.

Dudes: Deeeboeed.

Phoenix: *crashes in with 2 other people*

Wolf-chan: The Fire Gang Lives!

Kauzi: Ya mean the fire dorks. Water is the best.

Blaze: *fumes* EX-CUSE me?

Kauzi: You all know fire sucks.

Rappers: Deeboeed.

Blaze: Bring it!

Kauzi: I will!

Blaze: *fire thingy O-O I forgot to read the powers*

Kauzi: *water thingy*

Sonic: Wow.. O-O

Viper: Shut up.

Blue (brother's char): Whats up with this?

Shadow: Kauzi says water is better than fire. Blaze says fire is better.

Phoenix: *laugh* Fire is cool.

Blue: Water.

Wolf-chan: F_I_R_E.

Lightning: Water.

Kauzi: -_-

Blaze: -_-

Kauzi: So, ya wanna beat THEM up?

Blaze: Fine by me.

Gem: Now that's scary.

Moo: Whatever.

Chad: ^^

*I'm just trying to remember all the characters*

Omachao: Attack my fans!

Kauzi: O-O

Blaze: What the heck?

Omachao fans: Down with fire and water fans!!

Fire Gang/ Water lovers: What?

Omachao fans: Bring it.. hippies.

Everyone: *gasp*

Kauzi/Blaze: Hippies? Hippies? HIPPIES! *turns demonic*

Omachao fans: Um- bring it?

Blaze: We sure will!

Blaze/Kauzi: dIEE! *use water and fire formation- don't ask*

Omachao fans: *dodge*

(You should listen to Matrix song slo-mo)

Omachao fans: *dodge flame and water, slow-mo*

Wolf-chan: ^^ Wow that is cool.

Leo: -_- I could have done better.

Moo: Whatever.

Shydin: We are chickens, together we can kill Eggman..

Everyone: O_-

Shydin: What? Is it a problem, or ya just don't like my looks?

Rappers: DEEBOEED..

Knuckles: STOP WITH THE DEEBOEED!

Spazin: ^^ So anyway, whats up?

Shadow: We can go somewhere else any time now.

Spazin: OK, the mall it is!

Shadow: ^_^

Shydin: Me too!

Wolf-chan: Mee three.

Shadow fans: MALL!

Kauzi: O///O What happened?

Amy: ^_^ Mall, mall, mall.

Kauzi: My head hurts..

Alexander: *follows them out to mall*

Every fancharcter I forgot: *follows*

Raven: ^_^ So Knuckles, wanna go on a date?

Rappers: Oooo.

Knuckles: ^_^ OK.

Raven: *_* ^_^ O-O O///O It's so emotional.. nevermore shall I say you betrayed me.

Knuckles: *_* ^_^ O-O O//O

~~~

If I forgot your character, sorry. Me made a fic- Amychans and Shadowssama's date that comes soon.. next chapter of this coming soon. shadkkichan@aol.com


Adventures of Eggman

A/N: Hey! I updated about 2 days ago.. Thank u for all the reviews. Especially Amy + Shadow = love. ^_^ Are you gonna be part of the site yet? Hope so. Anyway, more dedications.. ShadowsGirlShade, sparkkypiggy, and more reviewers.. Inu-Ashua too ^_^ On with the fic already!

Eggman: Ok, the rappers are gone, the Fire Gang lives on, blah, blah..

Kauzi: Ya know Eggman, we don't care.

Eggman: ^_^ Anyway, I have a new weapon.

Omachao: Hi!

Everyone: 0-0 ^_^ -_- O-O!

Omachao: One plus one is an already bun..

Big: Two plus two is a cute little shoe..

Omachao: Three plus three is a little

Kauzi: +_+

Omachao: *stops*

Amy: Thank you..

Omachao: ^_^ is a little pee..

Amy: *destroys Omachao*

* Cut to Mall*

Knuckles: *bored* Since I'm done working with Eggman, I should go find the Master Emerald. *sees a bunch of chaos around the Maser Emerald*

Chaos: ^_^ Emerald!!

Knuckles: Get off that emerald!

Chaos: Nay nyah!

Chaos Zero: *bubbling noises*

Knuckles: NOW!

Chaos: O_O

Raven: Knuckles!

Knuckles: O///O Hi?

Raven: ^_^ Ya so nice to the chao.

Knuckles: Uh, yeah.

Raven: *sees Rouge* Hi Rouge!

Rouge: Grr, GET AWAY FROM MY KNUCKLES!

Raven: Huh?

Rouge: *tackles Raven*

Knuckles: O_O

*Kauzi's*

TV: Welcome to Eggman world! Today we cook eggs.

Mark: *monotonously* Get an egg. Boil it. Crack it. Then worship it.

Kauzi's thoughts: Worship?

Mark: Then you worship it even more.

Kauzi: Whatever.

Em-chan: ^_^ Ya sure hate this, don't you.

Kauzi: I'm going to the 'egg garden.'

Em-chan: Me too! ^_^

*Egg garden.. geez*

Eggman: *staring at Kauzi's chao Star*

Star: O_O

Eggman: Yoooooshhhhhhh..

Kauzi: Stop scaring the chao!

Star: Ya!

PS: My chao won chao Karate 83 time.. 6 losses (sniff) all level 99's except Stamina *dance*

Star: ^_^

Kauzi: That guy gets on my nerves..

A/N: I just ate Thanksgiving. turkey..
Shadkkichan: Anyway Hyperxx2004: A-anyway... Shadkkichan: do you like me? ^_^ Hyperxx2004: U-uh.. u-uh *starts stammering like crazy* Shadkkichan: well? Hyperxx2004: I guess.... Hyperxx2004: ._.

A little talk between me friend.. *coughhahacough*

Ahem Author?This is the creator of Skie AND Blaze!You can kick them out if you want CAUSE ME GOTS A NEW PERSON!*deep breath*Name:S.Q.(Seminola Quti) Species: Bat Age:13 (me put in extras) Outfit: Crimson tanktop,worn out blue jeans,black sneakers,black,jewel studded,belt,and a black overcoat...oh and two earrings in each ear Relatives:Rouge(sister)Malina(mom)Drage(dad)NiGHTS(best friend)(NiGHTS is from the Sega Genesis game NiGHTS)Knuckles(secret,forgotten,boyfriend) (S.Q. was kiddnapped and Knux looked for a year but never found her but had her words hidden in his heart'If you never forget these words you will find me'So...RAVEN CAN'T DATE KNUCKLES!BYE BYE! Same Character

Name:Creamy the Bunny

Likes:Being Tomboy and has a chursh on Knuckles

Dislikes:Amy Rose and Rouge and also Girly girl stuff

Age:Sonic's age

Attacks:Kicking,Spiral Attack,Head silde,and thunder storm

Favorite show:Codename:Kids Next Door

A/N: Ok, so.. ^_^ On with the fic.

Shadow:*dreaming*

Eggman: *singing in his dream* Eggs will survive, eggs will survive, eggs will hoofy toopy, eggs will survive. ^_^

Shadow: *wakes up* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *cough* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Amy: O_-

Shadow: ^_^ Sorry.

Sonic: Had the same nightmares?

Shadow: Yup.

Seminola: Hi Knuckles!

Knuckles: O_O

Seminola: ^_^

Knuckles: Uh, who are you?

Seminola: O_O

Knuckles: Really, who ARE you.. *looks at the Master Emerald* NOOOO!

Chao: *sawing it and biting it*

Knuckles: *about to punch them*

Amy: Exactly WHAT are you going to do?

Knuckles: Look at them destroying the emerald!

Amy: *looks to see them smiling with fake halos*

Knuckles: :0

Amy: -_- *bangs him on the head*

Knuckles: O_o

Amy: Leave them alone!

Seminola: O_O *still dazed*

*Cut to Eggy Island*

Eggman: Oh, hi Knuckles. Hope you don't mind that I took over your island.

Knuckles: O_O

Tourists: *looking freaked out*

Eggman: My theme song time! Revised of course.

Man: The story egging, of who's gonna win, knowing the yolk that lies within, a story with eggs, a genius at heart, aboard a giant egg, a genius at heart, wanting to unlock the mysteries of eggs, I am the EGGMAN..

Creamy: *destroys CD*

Eggman: O_O You brat, that was the BEST CD ever!

Creamy: ..

*Cut to Amy's: SLEEPOVER*

Knuckles: So, let's play Twister.

Everyone: *stare*

Knuckles: I mean..

Sonic: O///O Ok.. if you want to.

So..

OK.. the ST are in disturbing positions.

Sonic: *under Amy*

Tails: *under Sonic*

Knuckles: *over Rouge*

Amy: O_O

Shadow: *over Amy*

Kauzi: (poor her) *under everybody*

Chao: *saw the emerald*

Knuckles:nOOOOOO! *falls on Rouge*

Rouge: O_O *slap*

Knuckles: >.<

A/N: Chapter for you... chapter for you...

Phoenix: No one cares.. no one cares..
Adventures of Eggman chapter 13

A/N to hyper: PLEASE DON'T POST THAT!!! ;-; PLEASE!!!! PLEASE!!!! *stares at readers* This is not really your business.. Excuse me and go on with the fic.

Eggman: We wish you a

Egg #1: happy Eggmas

Eggman: We wish you a

Egg # 2: happy Eggmas

Eggman: We wish you a happy Eggmas..

Egg # 3: So give us some eggs!

Magic: We ain't buying! *slams door*

Eggman: O_o

*Inside*

Rouge: *doing her nails*

Knuckles: Is that all you do?

Rouge: *gasp* My nail broke! O_O

Hyper: Fashion police here to the rescue!!!

Knuckles: -_-;

Hyper: What happened?

Kauzi: *hits Hyper with a pig*

Shydin: That was a perfectly good pig for the taking.

Kauzi: Whatever.

Hyper: X_x

Kauzi: Your 'master's friend' says spread the word.

Hyper: X_x

Shadow: Too much fancharcters..

Shydin: Where have u been Shadow???

Shadow: Somewhere far.

Eggman: *tries to come in through window but gets stuck* O_O

Hyper: This reminds me of something..

Kauzi: Evilness?

Hyper: ^_^ yup. ._. And don't like it.

Eggman: Just for that, I will take over uh.. uh..

*3 hours later*

Eggman: Uh..

Hyper:*half asleep*

Kauzi: -_- *asleep* hahahakill Barney..

Everyone: O_O

Raven: Those two make a good couple.

Seminola: ^_^ Hey Knuckles.

Knuckles: ..

Creamy: *stare*

Alexander (remembered) : What's up?

Sonic: Boringness.

Eggman: YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Hyper: O_O

Eggman: *runs away* hahahahaha!

Kauzi: He'll never know I'm her.

Hyper: *phew-ness*

*Cut to uhg.. writers block people.. chao*

Chao: *sawing emerald*

*Back*

Knuckles: THE EMERALD!

Seminola: No one is hurting it!

Knuckles: *runs*

Shadow: This is insane..

*Eggmans*

Eggman: OK.. let's see.. MARK!

Mark: *playing his theme song: read The Intern chapter1* I am tha mark man..

Eggman: ^_^ As much as I like that song.. GET RID OF IT!!!!

Mark: So rude.

Eggman: OK, play it, but what do I do t take control of the authoress?

???: Eggman, you idiot, I control your fate.

Eggman: O_O Huh?

???: You can never take control.

Mark: The author.

Eggman: *drool* Uhh..

Big: *comes in* Hey.. duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

???: Hahaha.

Eggman: *pushes button* HAHAHAH!

OK.. Eggman's in control of this fic now..

Eggman: Hey guys! Welcome to MY fic. Take it or leave it.

Readers: I think we'll leave it.

Kauzi: O_O *mortally wounded*

Eggman: ^_^

Kauzi: O_O

Hyper: What's wrong with your eyes?

Kauzi: O_O

Hyper: ^_^

Kauzi: O_O

Hyper: I HATE YOU!! *cry*

Kauzi: O_O

Hyper: *smashes button, burns it, tosses it* Hyper has saved another!

Kauzi: You didn't have to BURM AND TOSS it.

Hyper: Oh. ^.^

Kauzi:..

A/N: *still crying* -_- I give up. Bye bye. 2 chapters for u..

(Dedicated to u Hyper!!! Well, u saved me)
Adventures of Eggman chapter 14

Ok,I made up a character if u want to use her.

Fang the echidnerret

age:14

female

granddaughter of Knuckles and Raven who came from the future to warn the ST about a new enemy in the future.She wears a torn short white shirt that has a red stripe across it and red torn jogging pants with a white stripe on the sides and red -stripped shoes.She looks just like Raven,just picture her with echidna quills and claws.

She likes to watch the Ternimator because it reminds her of her trip to the past.

Powers:She does martial arts and has most of Knux and Raven's powers.She carries around a machine gun from the future.

likes:fighting for freedom

dislikes:her enemies,and people who get in the way of Knux and Raven.

There u go,and if u think that Fang might mess up the other Knux loving fan characters,then u don't have to use her.

FORGETTING MY FANCHARACTERS!?(i have a new one..it's a chao)

here it is!

S.Sonic

5(chao years)

likes A.Sonic and sonic

hates anything happening to the 2 or being away from them

sonic's and chao's

none!

note:DON'T FORGET A.SONIC...AND HAVE S.SONIC IN!YOU CAN END THIS AFTER 100 CHAPTERS!I'LL STOP REVIEWING THEN!THEY MUST BE IN FROM THE NEXT CHAPTER TO THE END!(you know... i want them both in together for at least 85 chapters)

A/N: Chapter 14!!! Yay! ^_^ O_O Need to update Gangster Omachao soon...OK, on with the ficcie I guess... NO NOT 100 CHAPTERS!!!

Eggman: OK, my plan has failed; Mark's theme song is hurting my head...

Mark: I am the Mark man...

Eggman: O_O

Mark: ^_^

*Cut to Angel Island*

Chao: *biting and sawing the emerald*

Knuckles: WHY YOU- *about to whack them*

Raven: :( Leave those chao alone! *whips him*

Knuckles: LOOK AT THEM!!

Chao: *polishing the emerald*

Raven: They're CLEANING IT just for you!!

Knuckles: But...

Raven: NO BUTS!

Knuckles: *sniff*

Raven: ^_^

Knuckles: Stupid chao...

Raven: O_O What???

Seminola: WHAT DID HE SAY???

Knuckles: Uh... e_e Go chao?

*Cut to Amy's*

Amy: It's thanksgiving!

Sonic: ^_^

Amy: Uh... where's the house?

Sonic/ Shadow: ^_^

Spazin: They kinda... burnt it down?

Amy: O_O

Shadow/ Sonic: ^_^

Amy: I pay for that house...

Shadow/ Sonic: ^-^

Amy: I can't believe it...

Shadow/ Sonic: Uhhh?

A. Sonic: ^_^ Hi there!

S.Sonic: *chao noises*

Amy: My house...

Spazin: ^_^ Let's eat at Angel Island!

Amy: *passes out*

Everyone: ...

Spazin: OK...

Tails: DOTS DOTS DOTS!

Everyone: ............................................................................ ............................................................................ ..........

Tails: *faints*

Everyone: ......

Sonic: dotsdotdots..

Kauzi: On to Angel Island, I guess...

~~~

Knuckles: GET OFF MY ISLAND!

Everyone: .....

A/N: Yup the dots LIVE.
Adventures of Eggman chapter 15

A/n: Chapter 15 up- finally! ^_^ *dances* I'm not ending this fic until I feel like it... my range already is to 20... YAY! Anyway, on with the chapter. I'm doing this cause I'm bored...

Knuckles: I'm telling you... GET OFF MY ISLAND!

Spazin: Don't you want some turkey?

Shydin: Or ham?

Knuckles: No, and I don't PLAN to.

Sonic: Get in the thanksgiving spirit!

Knuckles: No.

S. Sonic: ^_^

Knuckles: Evil chao... GO AWAY!

S. Sonic: ;-;

Amy: *smacks Knuckles* Take that back!

A. Sonic: Take that back!

Everyone: ..........

Sonic: Anyway... I say we eat!

^_^ OK...

Phoenix: ^_^ What's everyone thankful for?

Sonic: Uhh, me for being kewl and blue.

Tails: For being Sonic's partner!

Knuckles: For the emerald...

Rouge's thoughts: Why that little...

Knuckles: ... and uh, someone I wouldn't like to say.

Rouge: ^_^

Amy: For not having a house.

Shadow: I thought you were mad.

Amy: Me? Mad? Oh, I'm not MAD!

Sonic: ^_^ OK.

Amy: -_-;

Shadow: For being an ultimate life form!

Sonic: ..................

Rouge: For my emeralds...

(Uh, fancharcters can't say)

Everyone: Let's eat!

Eggman: *steals emerald*

Everyone: ...........

Knuckles: NOOOOOOO!

Everyone: ........... um...

Eggman: Meant to take the turkey, sorry.

Everyone: -_-

Eggman: I hope you all don't mind that I stuck you on a dating game.

Everyone: O_O

Eggman: Except fancharcters.

???: Eggman, u took my idea...

Eggman: O_O *looks around*

Mark: I'll talk for Eggman. OK, the copyright of this is Eggmans. Producer, Eggman, Camera man Eggman, and rules... anyone can leave a character that will date another character. Fancharcters can date anyone. Sonic characters are supposed to not choose who to date. Here is what you must leave...

*screen scrolls down*

Leave the:

Name: Gender: Age: Person to date: Place to date: (anyplace)

Mark: Do not flame Eggman for if you are a fancharcter and you end up with another fancharcter you don't like. Thank you.

Em-chan: Blabber.

Mark: Oh, and-

Shydin: *whacks him*

Spazin: I wanna go with Shadow!

Shydin: I wanna go with Shadow!!!

Everyone: ......

Mark: X_x

Eggman: OK, here are the people available. .Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Rouge, and Eggman *wink* and NO ARCHIE people, Archie is evil.... and any fancharcter, thank u. Another characters can be used, just tell.

Kauzi: Blab, blab, blab.

Eggman: Kauzi is available, too.

Kauzi: O_O *faint*

Eggman: Sign up now! *stupid echo*

A/N: Uhh, I'm not responsible for the dating, Eggman is. Have a good day! Flame Eggman.

Eggman: She's keeping me prisoner at her house!

Kauzi: Flame Eggman. ^_^

Eggman: DUMB AUTHORESS!

Mark: Who is she anyway?

Eggman: That dumb hedgehog who I signed up!

Kauzi: *wave*

Mark: Authoress, can you kill Tails for me?

Kauzi: I'll try...

Um- sign up... and flame Eggman.
Adventures of Eggman 17

A/N: Chapter 17 up! I'm just making up for all the other stories I never updated... and I'm bored not to mention...

Eggman: *dance of horror*

Amy: Uhh...

Sonic: *ahem* The dates for today. O_O NOOOOO DON'T!

Eggman: *snicker*

Sonic: WHY DO I HAVE TO GO OUT WITH THE AUTHOR???

Kauzi: What????

Eggman: I am in control of this fic.

Kauzi: I will kill you when I'm in control...

Eggman: ^_^

Seminola: ^_^ I'm glad I'm not going out with Sonic.

Kauzi: -_-;

Mark: Your date is set up at Neo Twinkle... some random place I made up. OK, lets go! *stupid quote from Mario Party now* Are the settings OK? Are you sure? Then let's PARTY!

*sucked in a crystal ball*

Kauzi: I hate this more than you.

Sonic: ....

Eggman: The rules are... you must date the person and STAY with him/her. If you don't, you don't win 5,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.

Kauzi: Like u can pay all that.

Eggman: And on with the date!!!

Sonic: ......

Kauzi: OK, whatever.

Sonic: *squeals* The new roller coaster!

Kauzi's thoughts: I wish I could destroy that.

Eggman (in her brain) : OK. ^O^

Egg Golem: *pops out of roller coater*

Sonic: Bring it on!

Egg Golem: *smashes another one*

Kauzi: Eggman, it was a joke. -_-;

Eggman: DESTROY THE AUTHOR!!

Kauzi: O~O

Egg Golem: *lunges for Kauzi- er me or whatever*

Kauzi: O_O AHHHH! *flies off somewhere*

Sonic: *gets some rings- somehow* Sonic Wind!

Golem: Grrr.

Kauzi: >.< Man u suck. *flies up and copies sonic*

Sonic: Copycat!

Kauzi: ................................

Golem: Rah. *punch thingy (I don't know what it's called)*

Sonic: *falls to quicksand* No! *dies*

Mark: You have 3 lives left.

Sonic: ....

Golem: Rah.

Kauzi: *gets hit by punch* X_x

Sonic: .....

Kauzi: *about to fall in quicksand*

Sonic: Yay!

Kauzi: *dies*

Sonic: Double yay!

Kauzi: YOU IDIOT! I'm the authoress, I can't die.

Sonic: Bad.

Kauzi: And I got these ultra fake emeralds from sonicshadow! ^_^

Sonic: Double bad.

Golem: *tries to punch*

Kauzi: O_O

Sonic: *grabs Kauzi- er me and..* Sonic Wind!

Kauzi: O_O

Golem: Deactivating.

Eggman: No!

Kauzi: Alright! *peace sign*

Sonic: Yes! *pose*

Sum adding up...

Rings: 15- 1000 points 15,000 (1000 and 15)

Lives: 4 altogether 4,400 points (1100 summed)

Points: 19,400 points

Time: 1:09

Rank: B

Kauzi/ Sonic: Not bad!

Emblems: 1

Seminola: Oyo, they won.

Sonic: Hahaha!

Eggman: Now let's go on with our next date.

Kauzi: This is the last thing I wanna do...

Eggman: *takes 2 names out of the basket..*

Mark: ... and the names are...

Shadow: I get a feeling it will be a fancharcter and me...

Kauzi: }:( Between all the Shadow lovers, I bet so.

Mark: And the names...

A/N: Eggman... I wanna flame you! Trying to kill me...

Eggman: ^_^

Kauzi: I flame you Eggman! You try and kill me, then you get Sonic to save me of all people...

Eggman: I did my best!

Kauzi: You are dead.

Eggman: What?

Kauzi: Excuse us. While I kill Eggman.

Mark: This date was a sample date of what happens. When you go on a date, you must do a level or fight a boss and more blah. Adventures of Eggman supports this fic. So far, the emblem chart is 1. Emblems are a trademark of Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventures Battle 2. Thank you very much and good night Canada.

Eggman: MARK! Stop blabbing the copyright and save me!!!

Kauzi: Make me date Sonic, be killed by a dumb golem, copy off Mario Party, I want my 5,000,000,000,000,000 dollars!

Eggman: *gawk*

Mark: The beating up of Eggman and flaming is supported by the W.W.F.E.S.B. group. Otherwise as the We Wanna Flame Eggman So Bad group.

Eggman: THE WE WANNA WHAT?

Mark: The not beating up of Eggman is supported by the O.L.T.C.O.O.A.G.O.W.E. Or as the Omachao lovers that cheat on Omachao and go out with Eggman. Thank you.

Eggman: STOP THE COPYRIGHT!

Kauzi: Muwhahaha.

Mark: ... and the credits.

*Eggman song plays*

1.Eggman 2.Robosnail 3. Mark 4. Elentatae (Sonic X) 5. Scratch

Mark: Good night.

Eggman: MARK!!!!

That's all I'm gonna do on this site for now

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