Chapter 1 - um...

5 Days of Sonic Christmas

NIHAO! I just felt like making this story ^^

Sonic: *wakes up* 5 days till Christmas!

Tails: Yay!

Sonic: Let's get Knuckles!

*Angel Island*

Knuckles: *sleeping* I love you Mr. Hippo.

Sonic WAKE UP!

Knuckles: *wakes up* NOOO Mr. Hippo!

Sonic: O_O Anyway. it's 5 days until Christmas!

Amy: But you know that Eggman is in charge of Christmas this year.

All: O_O *Mall* Santa: *giving presents* Here's a hug for you.

Shadow: O_O Eggman!!! *attacks Santa*

Santa: I'm just doing my job!

Rouge: Shadow??? What are you doing to Santa?

Shadow: Who's Santa?

Shadow: Who's Santa?

Rouge: *falls anime style* You don't know who he is??? What kind of ultimate life form are you?

Shadow: A sexy one.

Rouge: -_-

Shadow: Sorry.

Rouge: Santa is a fat guy.

Shadow: IT'S EGGMAN!!!

Rouge: No, Santa is a fat guy who gives presents to people.

Shadow: Are these presents evil?

Rouge: You ASK for them and he gives them to you.

Shadow: . I don't get it.

*3 hours later*

Shadow: I still don't.

Amy: *magically appears* Shadow's alive?

(I forgot to tell ya this is during Sonic Heroes)

Shadow: Who is Santa?

Amy: O_O Santa is a magical Fairy who.

Rouge: .

Amy: I'm kidding. OK, I'll teach you! Let's sing!

Shadow: Santa Claus is coming to townnnnn

Amy: You better not pout-

Shadow: You better not cry,

Amy: Ya better not shout, I'm telling you why.

*After 3 minutes*

Shadow: I can't believe I did that.

Amy: Me either.

*Angel Island*

Sonic: ^_^ So Knuckles? Got presents for us?

Knuckles: Urr it's called- GET OFF MY ISLAND!

Tails: Where's your Christmas spirit?

Knuckles: At home.

Sonic/Tails: DUMMY SMACK! You are home! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.

Knuckles: STOP!!!

Sonic: 20 smacks! *hits Knuckles 10 times*

Tails: *Does same*

Knuckles: *passes out*

Tails: . OK.

OK, I'll take characters but only if I like him/her. Leave

Name, Species, Age, Bio, Christmas present to give someone. (The Christmas present if for who you give it to) and who ya going to give the present to. I hope this works.


Tails/ Sonic: *dragging Knuckles to their house*

Knuckles: X-X

Sonic: Man he's heavy.

Tails: Let's search him for presents!

*Mall*

Amy, Rouge and Shadow are talking to Santa.

Amy: *sparkles in eyes* Santa, can I have Sonic?

Shadow: I wanna be sexier.

Rouge: I want the world.

Santa: Hohoho! No.

All: *glare*

Santa: HO???

They start beating up Santa.

Santa: That's it!

(Boss letters appear that say S-A-N-T-A)

Biolizard music plays

Santa: *throws Rouge, Amy and Shadow out*

Amy: We will kill the reindeer!

Rouge: Thanks a lot.

Amy: You beat him up too.

***

Kauzi: *shopping for stuff*

Omega: Mrs. Shadow's sister, what is Christmas?

Kauzi: *falls anime style* When you get presents.

Omega: Oh.

Kauzi: Hey, where's Santa?

Omega: Santa is making Kauzi mad. Must destroy subject- Santa. Locating. found. Must kill Santa.

Kauzi: OMEGA NOOOOOO!

Santa: *falls over dead*

Eggman: I guess now I'm Santa! Hohoho!

Kauzi: Omega..

Omega: I am sorry.

Kauzi: *sigh* This is gonna be a long Christmas.

Omega: Affirmative.

Kauzi: Ya know, someone ougtta tell us when this is gonna happen.

Omega: Yes.

Both: *sigh*



Kauzi Thanks a lot Omega.

Omega: I AM SORRY!

Kauzi: Whatever.

Santa: X_X X_X X_X X_X

Eggman: *gets a Santa outfit* Hahahaha!

Omega: 'Hahaha' is not in the main dictionary. 'Hohoho' is. Incorrect.

Kauzi: O_---

Omega: Sorry.

***

Knuckles: *wakes up* nO oNe ToUChEs the MaStEr EmErAlD!

Sonic: ^-^ Hey Knux.

Knuckles: Wha? The Master Emerald is mine only!!!

Tails: ?_?

Knuckles: Sorry.

Tails: Ok!

Knuckles: So...

Tails/Sonic: Merry Christmas! *holds out present that says Open at Xmas*

Knuckles: :(

***

Rouge: This is the worst Christmas of my life! First Shadow doesn't know who Santa is, then I have to say it for 3 HOURS, then Amy comes and kills me with her singing, then we attack Santa abd he puts us on his bad list, now we're having no Christmas cause Santa's DEAD

Amy: It's not our fault, Rouge.

Shadow: What's Christmas?

Rouge: NOOOOO

Flyte: *magically appears* Christmas is the funnest time around!

Shadow: Yay!

Flyte: ness!


*Shadows house*

Shadow: *watching TV*

>TV people: The lord will...

Shadow: O_O save me?

>TV people: ^_^ Absolutely right!

Shadow: yay!

Sonic: Hey Shads, we're going shopping.

Shadow: Me too... I guess.

*Mall*

Sonic: ^^ Ok, we'll meet in an hour, BYE! *runs off to Gamespot (or is it Gamestop... I forget...) I havfta get a present for...

Akaii-sama: Hey Sonic!

Sonic: O_O Wer'nt you with your parents?

Akaii-sama: Nah... they kicked me out since I killed some frog...

Big: *magically appears* I will avenge Froggy!

Akaii: O_O Damn... gotta go!

*uhh some random place*

Blue: *looking around* Where to get a good prank for that dumb cat...

Akaii: *rushes through* Sorry!

Big: *chasing Akaii* Will avenge!

*another random place*

Flyte: *looking through a flower shop*

Amy: *pops out of nowhere* Watcha looking for???

Flyte: O_O

Amy: Oooh, your Christmas present to someone is flowers!

Flyte: No...

Amy: Lemme guess... me?

Flyte: No...

Amy: Rouge?

Flyte: No...

Amy: Kauzi?

Flyte: ...

Amy: *runs around* I KNEW IT!!! *hits her face smack dab in a wall* O_O X_X

Manager: Another dead body to bury...

Flyte: I think I'll just get some roses...

Silver: ^^ What to get for somebody...

Omachao: *magically appears* One plus one is an angry chicken!

Silver: O_O

Omachao: *gets all squinty eyed* e_e Don't. Deny. It.

Silver: ...

Omachao: No! She's denying it! Self destruct in.... 5...

Silver: *runs*

Omachao: *flying after her* Dude, where's my car?

Silver: SHUT UP!

Omachao: The movie?

Silver: -_-;;;

Omachao: We can all be friends!

Silver: ... I thought you were gonna blow up?

Omachao: ... No, it was just the burritos.

Silver: O_O

*Back to Akaii and Big*

Big: Froggy!

Akaii: O_O Nooooo!

Big: Will... avenge...

*Cut to Flyte*

Flyte: Ok, I got the roses for Kauzi.

Kauzi/Omega: *fall out of nowhere* Did you just say my name?

Flyte: ... No?

Omega: *twitch* Not correct. You said specimen 'Kauzi.' My sensors heard correctly. They do not lie.

Flyte: ... *hides the roses*

Omega: *turns demonic and starts shooting people*

Kauzi: O_O

*Flashback*

Omega: ^-^ Hi! Welcome to the base of doom!

Kauzi: ... Hi?

Omega: I must destroy you! *starts shooting like crazy*

Kauzi: O_O Crap! *runs*

Omega: I'm not done destroying you! *gets a level up and shoots even more crazy* Level up, level up!!!

Kauzi: HOW COME HE CAN GET THOSE STUPID LEVEL UPS???

Omega: Destroy the target of evil.

Kauzi: O_O

Omega: Destroy the target that loves Eggman.

Kauzi: O_O :( Did you just say 'loves' Eggman...

Omega: O_O Uh oh...

Kauzi: ^-^ I won't kill you on one condition. If you become my slave.

Omega: OK.

*End of Flashback*

Kauzi: I shouldn't have said that...

Flyte:.. Is he always that way?

Kauzi: More than you wanna know.

*Cut to Silver*

Silver: ^-^ I think I'll just get a present foe Shadow and Knuckles.

Violet: *listening to Knuckles theme song and drooling over Knuckles plushies*

Shydin: *smacking people with ham*

Both: O_O *stare*

Silver: I'll get a book how to kill blue dummies and a plushie of me for Shadow...

Violet: ^-^ I'll get a punching bag for Knuckles.

Shydin: ... Ham?

All: O_O

A/N: Final chapter is up! I know it's past Christmas, but who cares???

Sonic: *wakes up* It's Christmas!!!! *falls down the stairs*

Shadow: O_O

Sonic: Anyway...

Akaii: Hey, Sonic.

Sonic: Did you get any presents for me?

Akaii: Yeah, but you gotta wait until everyone wakes up.

Sonic: -_-;;; That rule again?

Akaii: Yeah, last Christmas was kinda crazy...

Sonic: Don't remind me.

*Flashback*

Sonic: Merry Christmas!

Eggman: *comes down the chimney* I know all your desires, Sonic the hedgehog!

Sonic: O_O

Akaii: *comes downstairs*

Eggman: You wanna marry her! *points to Akaii*

Akaii: O_O

Eggman: You went to a hotel with her, then you did it with her!

*End*

Akaii: Was that all true?

Sonic: I hope not...

uh, so lets say everyone comes down.

Sonic: ^^ Time for my presents! *opens his only present* (poor sonic.... I'll be nicer to you next year) O_O DARK CHAO! AHHHHHH

Akaii: O_O You don't like Dark Chao?

Sonic: *throws the chao out the window*

Akaii: I hate you Sonic!

Sonic: I'm sorry.

Akaii: But you're still cute!

Sonic: ^^

Shadow: Faker...

Knuckles: First, I'll open the weird present I got from Sonic and Tails... O_O *looks at it* GOOD GOD!

Rouge: *smacks Tails and Sonic* Where'd you get a NC-17 picture of me?

Tails: www.nc17Rouge.com!

Rouge: O_O

Knuckles: *opens his second present* Silver plushie...

Rouge: *stare*

Knuckles: ^^ *opens third* O_o, punching bag, I needed this.

Violet: ^^ Ya welcome!

Big: I got two presents! *opens first one* O_o A nuclear bomb....

Krulin: -_-;;;

Big: *gets blasted somewhere*

Blue: *runs out* I didn't give you mine yet!

Sonic: ... There's always next year, Blue...

Blue: Shut up...

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