Chapter 2 - 10 ways to drive people crazy in a computer lab
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Chapter 2 - 10 ways to drive people crazy in a computer lab
Chapter 2 - 10 ways to drive people crazy in a computer lab
1:Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you o_O
2:When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat it for a good half hour.
3:Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
4:Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
5:If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
6:Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab teacher and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)^_^
7:Stare at the person next to your screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, laughing as you go.
8:Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
9:Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
10:Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
untill next time see y'all peace i'm out ^_^
2:When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes,turn it off again, & repeat it for a good half hour.
3:Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
4:Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
5:If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
6:Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab teacher and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)^_^
7:Stare at the person next to your screen, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say "You did that?" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, laughing as you go.
8:Bring an small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it's the computer and look really lost.
9:Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them.
10:Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell "COVEEEEERRRRRR!" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. "Oh, good. It worked this time," and calmly start to type again.
untill next time see y'all peace i'm out ^_^
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orange_head on September 4, 2004, 11:46:04 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!simple_plan3 on August 25, 2004, 11:56:31 AM
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hahahahahaha thats very funny but i think mrs. eagly would shoot you if you did any of that but all well thanx for the coments...OH OH u know who u should do this to the computer nazi at st.joe hahahaha umm...colf...colf haha i'm done nownirvanagirl on August 25, 2004, 11:28:19 AM
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Kim, that was soooo funny! I will have to do these sometime in Mrs. Egly's Computer class... *evil glare* Muuuhahahahahaha *colf* hahahahahaha! ... Sorry i always wanted to do that! ^_^ ... (Kim:...O_o...)